Since it’s a bit of fun....
Between now and end of May, the wondrous nobheads at Soho sq, appoint a new ambassador for the EPL, There were many worthy candidates too many to mention but one fella stood out head and shoulders above all others, sat on his perch is none other than old bacon face himself, Slur Alex,
Now for some unknown reason some Fookin eejit probably from Moss side who knows, decides to have a bit of a giggle on the day of our match with City , he rings the bizzies telling them he’s planted a IED somewhere within the Emptihad, the match is cancelled for obvious security reasons, and the match is put back to the end of the season, can’t fit it in elsewhere because we’re in the latter stages of yet another CL Campaign, City are out by the way 😂,
Anyhoo, the up shot is, we batter City 5 the f**k nil, and they have give us a Guard of Honour, and at the end of it there’s good old Bacon face , stood with his face the shade of a big purple bell end, and has to present the EPL Troohy and all the f***in medals ,...
Beat that for imagination 😂 😂 😂