Pre Match: Watford v Liverpool (Saturday 29.02.20 5:30 PM K.O)

Many happy returns Swab,

Hope you have a great day, get yersel soaked in Vodka & Redbull, you’ll stay awake for sure, you might be f***in rat arsed mate but isn’t that what birthdays are all about, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😂.


YNWA

Thanks mate, but not my birthday, just being dragged along against my will to a lunch.
Seems daft to me, but women have organised it, and I can't get out of it.

On the other hand, might get a bit rat arsed anyway.
Might stop the fuckers dragging me to the next one 

Thanks mate, but not my birthday, just being dragged along against my will to a lunch.
Seems daft to me, but women have organised it, and I can't get out of it.

On the other hand, might get a bit rat arsed anyway.
Might stop the fuckers dragging me to the next one 

That's how the League of Nations started, almost exactly.

Thanks mate, but not my birthday, just being dragged along against my will to a lunch.
Seems daft to me, but women have organised it, and I can't get out of it.

On the other hand, might get a bit rat arsed anyway.
Might stop the fuckers dragging me to the next one 

Good plan mate, make a right kunt of yersel and you won’t be invited again 😂....Winner winner chicken dinner,..

I did similar when my ex asked me to peel half the spuds, so I did, left half the f***in peel on, 😂, she never asked again 😆 😆 😆



YNWA