The DRUNK topic

Thought I'd start a topic for drunk users of the forum! 

I think after a fair few beverages tonight, I qualify for this topic!

Drunken posts please! They're so very often the best types of post!

Isn't the entire Arkles board full of drunken ramblings.

Isn't the entire Arkles board full of drunken ramblings.

I suppose, but a specific drunk board could provide some immense comedy!

(My grammar is terrific considering my inability to drive, walk, etc!)

Why am I not surprised that you've started this topic CRK

I think you more than qualify for this tonight.....and I think Eddie should be joining you

Hope the drunken (hic) presentation goes well tomorrow

and I think Eddie should be joining you

Eddie's in some shop doorway down Soho...doing us all proud!

Why am I not surprised that you've started this topic CRK

I think you more than qualify for this tonight.....and I think Eddie should be joining you

Hope the drunken (hic) presentation goes well tomorrow

Hehe you know me too well my dear!

I thought I'd start something like this as I've just tried some hot sauce to see if it's still as hot as I remember!

Eddie will be starting the hangover topic tomorrow by the sounds of it!

Fingers crossed on the presentation! Whichever way it goes, they'll be laughing!

I am a f**king genius when I'm drunk, a f**king genius I tell thee. I my inebriated state last night I have come up with the perfect hangover cure.
 
Hangovers are due to dehydration, so I drank my rehydrating isotonic drinks that I have after a workout.
12 cans of Carling and a 500ml bottle of Vodka & I still feel fine this morning!
 
Like I said, drunken genius me

well me being young and full of life
i have yet to feel the wrath of a proper hangover
i always recover fine even after a full carton of piss and a few shots
but I'm sure when i come over there in January i will feel the wrath
can't wait for it though haha
especially for the flight, 7 hrs from Brisbane to Singapore of straight drinking then the 13hr to Manchester from there
getting tingles thinking about it

well me being young and full of life
I have yet to feel the wrath of a proper hangover
I always recover fine even after a full carton of piss and a few shots
but I'm sure when I come over there in January I will feel the wrath
can't wait for it though haha
especially for the flight, 7 hrs from Brisbane to Singapore of straight drinking then the 13hr to Manchester from there
getting tingles thinking about it

Bet your looking forward to your trip......make sure you have some warm clothes......it gets pretty cold here in Jan

Bet your looking forward to your trip......make sure you have some warm clothes......it gets pretty cold here in Jan

just take your Bundy Rum, or find a nice female liverpudlian to snuggle up to....

i'm so excited, i know how cold it gets last time i was over with me old fella it was mid jan too
but i'm staying for about 6 moths
wanna see as much football as i can
last time i got to see the derby at anfield
greatest day of my life
atmosphere blew me away i was in awe all game
hope to catch a lot of football when i'm over
and warm clothes, im asking for them for x-mas haha
or my 18th which is in 2 weeks or so, 14th december

I am a F***ing genius when I'm drunk, a F***ing genius I tell thee. I my inebriated state last night I have come up with the perfect hangover cure.
 
Hangovers are due to dehydration, so I drank my rehydrating isotonic drinks that I have after a workout.
12 cans of Carling and a 500ml bottle of Vodka & I still feel fine this morning!
 
Like I said, drunken genius me

Sounds like you were still pissed this morning to me, you drunken genius! 

i mite come on here tonight
planing to have a big one
close mates 18th
hope to catch you all on here in about 6hrs if i make it to a computer
or through the night

Hey all! I thought I was drunk on Wednesday night, but I topped it lastnight!

I wellied a vast number of tequillas in the Bar Cava, proceeded with a number of pints, bottles of Stella (a quid each in the Jacaranda! ) and then got onto bottles of champagne in the Krazy House!

I then proceeded to danced round like a tool, necked a ringer for 'Ugly Betty' (when I realised I bailed! ) and then fell asleep on the big bits of Lego on the K2 landing!

Traces of hangover food lastnight when I woke up..... Crisps and Chewits! God my head's sore!

Good work Joey

Hey all! I thought I was drunk on Wednesday night, but I topped it lastnight!

I wellied a vast number of tequillas in the Bar Cava, proceeded with a number of pints, bottles of Stella (a quid each in the Jacaranda! ) and then got onto bottles of champagne in the Krazy House!

I then proceeded to danced round like a tool, necked a ringer for 'Ugly Betty' (when I realised I bailed! ) and then fell asleep on the big bits of Lego on the K2 landing!

Traces of hangover food lastnight when I woke up..... Crisps and Chewits! God my head's sore!

You animal!

Unfortunately I won't be able to qualify in this topic until tomorrow night as I have an 18th to attend to. 

I might have to get a few Lucozades in, Eddie in that case you drunken genius! 

Oh I found an interesting picture on the web last night



I WANT SOME!   

You animal!


Oh I found an interesting picture on the web last night



I WANT SOME!  

  me too me too!!!!  where did you find that ??

I was weirdly in a random mood so I typed in on Google, JD & Coke.

I'm astonished.  Get it in as an export I say

I WANT SOME!   

who doesnt

You animal!

Unfortunately I won't be able to qualify in this topic until tomorrow night as I have an 18th to attend to. 

I might have to get a few Lucozades in, Eddie in that case you drunken genius! 

Oh I found an interesting picture on the web last night



I WANT SOME!  

I've actually tasted that in Australia! It's not as nice as the real thing! Stick to the real one I always say, you can dilute it your own taste (or so often in my case, don't dilute it at all!)

I've only just woke up again! I was watching telly in a bit of a state earlier and decided the world hates me, so I'd sleep it off! Hangover sleeps so often prove to be the best! Just woke up now and me mate is picking me up to go for a few pints and then to this party!

Speaking of Lucozade, I had Orange Lucozade and Vodka the other day! They're not allowed to mix it for you so you have to buy a shot of vodka and throw it in the bottle! A taste sensation!
 
Enjoy the 18th Court! Hope you have a cracking time!

I was weirdly in a random mood so I typed in on Google, JD & Coke.

I'm astonished.  Get it in as an export I say

What Court has failed to mention is that he was actually planning on having a coke party with JD.

Smiggs & MsG were involved too, so I've heard.

What Court has failed to mention is that he was actually planning on having a coke party with JD.

Smiggs & MsG were involved too, so I've heard.

Scandalous rumour.  I expect you to immediately get in touch with the press and announce that 'As always, you are focussed on posting and moderating the forum.'

Scandalous rumour.  I expect you to immediately get in touch with the press and announce that 'As always, you are focussed on posting and moderating the forum.'

Night to forget I'm afraid.  I got too drunk and a pr**k turned up at the place that no one liked.

I'm never drinking Jack Daniels again.

Night to forget I'm afraid.  I got too drunk and a pr**k turned up at the place that no one liked.

I'm never drinking Jack Daniels again.

Pricks are always a pain in the arse! Although they do let you vent out frustrations and not feel guilty! :

As always I'm fighting the good fight against soberness! I spent Friday night playing pool, winning a lot and chugging lager until I could see no longer! I retired after a drunken adventure in Asda at 2 in the morning, coming home with a microwave Korma and a stack of lagers!

On Saturday I had me mates cousins birthday party, were I was to spend all my time at the minibar in their house telling the makeshift barman to keep giving me shots! At about half 11 we decided it was time for town!

Straight in the Krazy House again! I watched me two (male) mates pole dancing on stage (and then getting kicked off by a burly bouncer) and continued the Vodka and Lucozade trend! I then met up with my friend Jack Daniels, danced round like a loon (I think I've give myself wiplash! ) and beat a gang of girls in a pissed up dance off with me mate!

I got home at 5.30 this morning, with a McDonalds breakfast (a fact that I'm ever so proud of!) and made my way to bed! I wondered in a drunken haze why everything looked pink around me on the stairs! I hadn't noticed the pink glow stick round my neck I woke up in not too long ago!

All in all, a good weekend! Got the match in a bit too! I'm a happy chap!

Joey......I can just see you with a pink glow stick round your neck hehehe!!!

Well I don't get drunk that often........even though you probably don't believe that
But last night I did, went to a Charity Ball in Birmingham, and was drinking from 6pm till 3am.....Champagne, Wine and Brandy needless to say my head is slightly delicate today, I can't remember getting into bed, but I woke up naked and cold this morning, couldn't face the full english though, just coffee for me
This hotel had 24 floors  (the Hyatt) in in the middle of Brum, and we where on floor 23, you felt like you could touch the clouds almost.

My winning streak continues though.......didn't win the car but did win a lap top......woo hoo !!!!!