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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5825: Mar 14, 2015 05:00:32 pm
      That would have been the time difference mate.

      :lmao:

      It's 330am here I'm f**king roasted. Wine, cider, IPA, f**king wallop.
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      Reply #5826: Mar 14, 2015 05:17:03 pm
      :lmao:

      It's 330am here I'm f**king roasted. Wine, cider, IPA, f**king wallop.

      F***ing wallop is right mate, retired meself about then due to Guinness, rose and rum, walloped to f**k.
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      Reply #5827: Mar 14, 2015 08:59:11 pm
      :lmao:

      It's 330am here I'm f**king roasted. Wine, cider, IPA, f**king wallop.

      Ireland lost.
      Booze was consumed.
      Tunes playing.

      Let's do this.
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      Reply #5828: Mar 29, 2015 04:36:53 am
      Preeeeeeety smashersed right now! boss night though!!
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      Reply #5829: Apr 18, 2015 02:10:47 am
      From a belly full of rum and coke, evening all!
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      Reply #5830: Apr 19, 2015 05:39:54 pm
      Oh well let's get on the New Magners Cider with Irish Whiskey
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      Reply #5831: Apr 19, 2015 06:18:24 pm
      Oh well let's get on the New Magners Cider with Irish Whiskey

      Cider for everyone.
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      Reply #5832: Apr 19, 2015 07:21:15 pm
      Tried lime and kiwi cider the other day, tasty stuff, very sweet.
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      Reply #5833: Apr 19, 2015 07:27:32 pm
      Getting drunk seems like a good idea at the minute!  :depressed:
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      Reply #5834: Apr 19, 2015 07:45:51 pm
      slight hangover today after some heavy drinking last night (tequilla shots here and there and some wine)

      Might as well have a Macallin 18 to wash away the sorrows after today...
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      Reply #5835: Apr 19, 2015 08:20:25 pm
      Tried lime and kiwi cider the other day, tasty stuff, very sweet.

      Having Strawberry and Lime Kopparberg.
      Sweet, but nice.
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      Reply #5836: Apr 19, 2015 08:38:21 pm
      Having Strawberry and Lime Kopparberg.
      Sweet, but nice.

      I can only drink about one of those Racer.

      Far to sweet after a while.
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      Reply #5837: Apr 19, 2015 11:35:13 pm
      I can only drink about one of those Racer.

      Far to sweet after a while.

      In the pub I'd agree.
      At home, with ice, they're grand.
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      Reply #5838: Apr 20, 2015 12:03:44 am
      Having Strawberry and Lime Kopparberg.
      Sweet, but nice.

      Lovely that is.....I've had more than my fair share today, well I had to really !!  :food-smiley-005:
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      Reply #5839: Apr 20, 2015 12:13:26 am
      Lovely that is.....I've had more than my fair share today, well I had to really !!  :food-smiley-005:

      Bloody needed it today.
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      Reply #5840: Apr 20, 2015 12:16:11 am

      Just a bit hun  :stress_h4h:
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      Reply #5841: Apr 24, 2015 07:01:32 pm
      Rye Whiskey and Mazcal anejo anyone?
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      Reply #5842: May 17, 2015 01:37:02 am
      Well I've had more than a few tonight beet ripped by a few but  most footy  fans acknowledged that Steve G  has bssn fckin awesome xx
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5843: Jul 23, 2015 01:49:34 pm
      DRINK DRANK DRUNK.

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      Reply #5844: Aug 31, 2015 01:47:14 am
      Apologies to anyone ive replied or quoted ive had more than a few and life is tough at the moment , I nean no ill to anyone of you .
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      Reply #5845: Dec 17, 2015 07:20:35 pm
      Just getting set for a few with me old man for his birthday.

      Glug, glug, glug.
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      Reply #5846: Dec 22, 2015 05:31:04 am
      OK! So a year has gone by in my bar job, I complained last year and compiled a list around this time, so lets go for round 2, obviously this will be cattier!

      1) Jukebox still sh*t. OK, I have had a say on what goes on, no more several versions of "Do They Know Its Christmas Time", just the one, still the most annoying song ever created. And still I want to hurt badly the b***ard who puts it on.

      2) Lay Offs. The amount of people who have been laid off in their jobs end of November beginning of December is incredible, what is more astonishing, they seem to be spending every penny they have left in the pub.

      3) Kids. I truly believe the Child Care services should send at least one agent to each pub at christmas and just observe. The amount of times the parents have about 5 or 6 pints then jump in a car is absolutely crazy. You know the kind of people to look for, they are the ones who let the kids run riot in a pub and couldnt give two fucks about it.

      4) Bands. The louder they are, the less talented they are. They need to be loud to hide how tone deaf they are.

      5) Your Boss. For some unknown reason, they get it into their head that you want to work at christmas, "you have a family? ok then, more hours it is!" I hate christmas time, for example, I have monday off, I am working everyday except christmas day, and in that time, I have to buy presents. And the real pisser? the extra hours you have is for the boss to go out and buy presents for THEIR loved ones!

      6) Quiet Days. The days that really drag, you are working christmas week, missing out on getting that shopping done because ONE lonely sad b***ard has to turn up for his usual 2 pints of Mild. Unless of course the laid off assholes all turn up stoned and play Do They Know Its Christmas on the b***ard jukebox.

      7) Old Feckers. Now this isnt a dig at OAP's in general, its a dig at the oldies who insist you "get the shakes" when you pour them a whiskey. I do get the shakes, I drink a quarter of the measuring cup after you gone you dopey old tw*t.

      8 ) Youngsters. Why do they try it on? 18,19,20 why? you have no chance! Shouting "oy" wont work, waving money wont work, and certainly clicking your fingers wont work, you are younger than my son, and he, like you, wont ever do that to me.

      9) Birthdays. Couldnt give two fucks, you are not getting a free drink. Each Bar Person you ask this to, consider this, they were probably working on their birthday, so dont bother asking.

      10) Merry Christmas. The best way to wish your local bar person a merry christmas is to say that while leaving a tip, no tip, shove your christmas up your ass!
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      Reply #5847: Dec 22, 2015 06:48:17 am
      OK! So a year has gone by in my bar job, I complained last year and compiled a list around this time, so lets go for round 2, obviously this will be cattier!

      1) Jukebox still sh*t. OK, I have had a say on what goes on, no more several versions of "Do They Know Its Christmas Time", just the one, still the most annoying song ever created. And still I want to hurt badly the b***ard who puts it on.

      2) Lay Offs. The amount of people who have been laid off in their jobs end of November beginning of December is incredible, what is more astonishing, they seem to be spending every penny they have left in the pub.

      3) Kids. I truly believe the Child Care services should send at least one agent to each pub at christmas and just observe. The amount of times the parents have about 5 or 6 pints then jump in a car is absolutely crazy. You know the kind of people to look for, they are the ones who let the kids run riot in a pub and couldnt give two fucks about it.

      4) Bands. The louder they are, the less talented they are. They need to be loud to hide how tone deaf they are.

      5) Your Boss. For some unknown reason, they get it into their head that you want to work at christmas, "you have a family? ok then, more hours it is!" I hate christmas time, for example, I have monday off, I am working everyday except christmas day, and in that time, I have to buy presents. And the real pisser? the extra hours you have is for the boss to go out and buy presents for THEIR loved ones!

      6) Quiet Days. The days that really drag, you are working christmas week, missing out on getting that shopping done because ONE lonely sad b***ard has to turn up for his usual 2 pints of Mild. Unless of course the laid off assholes all turn up stoned and play Do They Know Its Christmas on the b***ard jukebox.

      7) Old Feckers. Now this isnt a dig at OAP's in general, its a dig at the oldies who insist you "get the shakes" when you pour them a whiskey. I do get the shakes, I drink a quarter of the measuring cup after you gone you dopey old tw*t.

      8 ) Youngsters. Why do they try it on? 18,19,20 why? you have no chance! Shouting "oy" wont work, waving money wont work, and certainly clicking your fingers wont work, you are younger than my son, and he, like you, wont ever do that to me.

      9) Birthdays. Couldnt give two fucks, you are not getting a free drink. Each Bar Person you ask this to, consider this, they were probably working on their birthday, so dont bother asking.

      10) Merry Christmas. The best way to wish your local bar person a merry christmas is to say that while leaving a tip, no tip, shove your christmas up your ass!

      Someone forcing you to work behind a bar? Should be grateful you've got a job and if I had somebody as miserable and f**king two faced working for me you'd be out the f**king door if not the window.

      Bet the same people you're slagging off you're lovely to their faces.

      Bad attitude problem you've got there.  Disgusting in fact.

      Old fuckers because they drink in a pub? In the wrong job you are you horrible tw*t.
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      Reply #5848: Dec 22, 2015 10:55:31 am
      The amount of times the parents have about 5 or 6 pints then jump in a car is absolutely crazy.

      I'd be ringing the police. Or stopping them.
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      Reply #5849: Dec 22, 2015 11:01:51 am
      I'd be ringing the police. Or stopping them.

      Well judging by his whole post he hardly seems like your typical bar man. Hates everything about his job.  In f**king cloud cuckoo land that lad.

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