The DRUNK topic

Bit of a mixture of drinking anything in particular?

Vodka tonight.
Know where I stand with it.
Tried a GF Brewdog yesterday. Destroyed me.
Playing it safe this weekend.
Smirnoff and wine only.

Vodka tonight.
Know where I stand with it.
Tried a GF Brewdog yesterday. Destroyed me.
Playing it safe this weekend.
Smirnoff and wine only.

Wine is something I can't drink, hate the stuff! I just stick to either whiskey or cider. Usually if I'm on the Vodka it's because I'm completely hammered and just ended up on it.

Wine is something I can't drink, hate the stuff! I just stick to either whiskey or cider. Usually if I'm on the Vodka it's because I'm completely hammered and just ended up on it.

Quite like whiskey and cider.
Very much depends on the mood though.
Couldn't touch whiskey this weekend.

Wine is something I can't drink, hate the stuff! I just stick to either whiskey or cider. Usually if I'm on the Vodka it's because I'm completely hammered and just ended up on it.

Red wine is the kiss of death, two glasses and it's destruction derby. Either spiced rum or brandy and happy as a pig in sh*t.

Red wine is the kiss of death, two glasses and it's destruction derby. Either spiced rum or brandy and happy as a pig in sh*t.

The only time I think I have actually got through a bottle of wine was a about 4/5 years ago, my 22nd birthday I think it was. Don't remember much of the night, well pretty much none of it actually. My mate said me and another mate were at the bar ordering as much as we could; cider, whiskey, vodka, shots and then topped it off with a bottle of wine. He gave us his bank card to go get a round in and was about 6/7 of us but 2 of us at the bar so we were ordering 1 for them and about 3/4 for ourselves. He remembered because he had the receipts for it and was shocked how much we were getting

Needless to say, pretty much just passed out somewhere that night, mates house possibly, only really remember the start of it. Brutal, I blame the wine! Was still smashed the next day

The only time I think I have actually got through a bottle of wine was a about 5/6 years ago. Don't remember much of the night, well pretty much none of it actually. My mate said me and another mate were at the bar ordering as much as we could; cider, whiskey, vodka, shots and then topped it off with a bottle of wine. He gave us his bank card to go get a round in and was about 6/7 of us but 2 of us at the bar so we were ordering 1 for them and about 3/4 for ourselves. He remembered because he had the receipts for it and was shocked how much we were getting

Needless to say, pretty much just passed out somewhere that night, only really remember the start of it. Brutal, I blame the wine!

I always blame the F***ing wine mate, even if I haven't had any.

2:57am fuckers. Stout.

I've had multiple pints of stout, our 8-ball team lost against a team we shouldn't have (I blame the pub and have significant theory behind my thought but that could be all negated by said beer but F**k it the venue is a piece of sh*t and I've lost there for multiple years and F**k them cu*ts and their shitty table set up) and have since got home and had another couple of the beers i mentioned in my previous post and now discovered a bottle of jameson in my fridge and am in the midst of it. Mmmmm.

AYYYYY cu*ts. F**k, cash me in the current affairs topic.

This thread has been quite quiet recently, everyone but bigv gone t-total?

This thread has been quite quiet recently, everyone but bigv gone t-total?

Had a belter the other night, my wife works at a local winery and they have a Fireside Fridays every month, fancy foods and wine and all that jazz. What a mess it ended up being.

My mate and I believe it was the third bottle of Shiraz (following a few pints of 7% Belgian Ale) that really tipped us over the edge. Think we ended up on topics ranging from politics to religion to if the Dodgers and the Yankees will play each other in the World Series. Serious stuff. Naturally, a taxi dropped us home. Woke up with my foot aching like a motherfucker. Broken plates in the living room and the table on an angle. Both the wife and I scratch our heads (she was as lit up as I was ) but we finally came upon a shared blurry memory of our cat jumping on the table when we got home, and me subsequently roundhouse kicking the table to scare the cat off of it So the sore foot and broken plates mystery solved!

And the F***ing cat still jumps on the table after all that.

What a sh*t c**t of a night. This loss, and my Aussie Rules team lost to a last second kick in only the third ever overtime final. I have worked 26 hours in the last two days, and have work again in 8 hours. It's 143am and all i can do is keep sipping beer and argue about Mane's red card because it's literally the only thing keeping me from punching walls. Ah, life. Sports. Why do we bother.

I've not started yet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0xWyuty0DA

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Charlie, man.

We've all got a bit of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in us.

It's 12:46am here and I second my position in this post, and double down with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGHX_jsuRy0

I hate people.

It's 12:46am here and I second my position in this post, and double down with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGHX_jsuRy0

I hate people.

Ach mate chill - mankind isn’t responsible for every arsehole

Ach mate chill - mankind isn’t responsible for every arsehole

Just every other arsehole

Man I'm good. World just frustrates me. Good thing that alcohol exists My man Jameson, thank F**k I only start work at 11:30am.

Also, might I add - five day old birthday cake goes down a F***ing treat post-1am.

Or anytime really.

But particularly right now with a side of whiskey.

Just every other arsehole

Man I'm good. World just frustrates me. Good thing that alcohol exists My man Jameson, thank f**k I only start work at 11:30am.

Plenty of time to hit some real whisky 🥃

Plenty of time to hit some real whisky 🥃

I have some of this?



I'm kidding, I'm kidding

(I seriously do have some around courtesy of 30th celebrations but I'm not by any means claiming it as close to good whiskey )

I have some of this?



I'm kidding, I'm kidding

(I seriously do have some around courtesy of 30th celebrations but I'm not by any means claiming it as close to good whiskey )

I was just making a cheap Scottish / Irish joke mate.

Ironic as im in process of getting an Irish passport

I was just making a cheap Scottish / Irish joke mate.

Ironic as im in process of getting an Irish passport

Does remind me of when I was in Ireland as a 20 year old, first night me and some mates went out in Dublin. Ask the bartender for a scotch, as is just the general term for us dumb ass convicts Holy F**k do I still remember the look on his face when he sternly said "So you're looking for a WHISKEY then?"