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      Odd Job
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      Reply #5796: Dec 29, 2013 02:28:30 pm
      Your blackbird might have flown mate but she might end up being a homing pigeon cause she knows where you live.

      Wavertree she's from mate. She was 21, found her in Concert Square with all the Somalians. Was the only white kid there thought I was going to get twated hahahaha. Concert Square is proper grim.
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      Reply #5797: Dec 29, 2013 02:31:16 pm
      Wavertree she's from mate. She was 21, found her in Concert Square with all the Somalians. Was the only white kid there thought I was going to get twated hahahaha. Concert Square is proper grim.

      Never has a comment encapsulated modern Britain so succinctly.
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      Reply #5798: Dec 29, 2013 02:33:52 pm
      Never has a comment encapsulated modern Britain so succinctly.

      Big words them mate, don't know what they mean. Hahaha I'm only a painter and decorator!
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      Reply #5799: Dec 29, 2013 02:37:51 pm
      Big words them mate, don't know what they mean. Hahaha I'm only a painter and decorator!

      Blame the fumes mate. ;)

      Also, keep your eye out for a gang of somalians outside your house now she knows what's available. If they turn up just let them take what they want or they'll ravage your arse with a nail ridden two by two.

      Have a happy new year! ;D
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      Reply #5800: Dec 29, 2013 02:38:56 pm
      Wavertree she's from mate. She was 21, found her in Concert Square with all the Somalians. Was the only white kid there thought I was going to get twated hahahaha. Concert Square is proper grim.

      Concert Square is F***ing lethal mate with all them kids Charlied up or methed off it, seen some bad kick offs there with glasses and knives, always give it a miss when we get to town. 
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      Reply #5801: Dec 29, 2013 02:42:23 pm
      Concert Square is f**king lethal mate with all them kids Charlied up or methed off it, seen some bad kick offs there with glasses and knives, always give it a miss when we get to town.

      Tell me about it mate, grimmest part of town. Matthew Street isn't that bad, for some reason I never go Albert Dock ways.
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      Reply #5802: Dec 29, 2013 02:52:13 pm
      Tell me about it mate, grimmest part of town. Matthew Street isn't that bad, for some reason I never go Albert Dock ways.

      Better security on the Albert Dock mate and you can have a cracking bevvy along Mathew St, we used to go down the dock road it was sound a while back but haven't done it for a while.   
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      Reply #5803: Dec 29, 2013 03:12:45 pm
      Better security on the Albert Dock mate and you can have a cracking bevvy along Mathew St, we used to go down the dock road it was sound a while back but haven't done it for a while.

      You been in the Cavern on Matthew St? There's always a fella on a guitar there every Saturday night, boss he is.
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      Reply #5804: Dec 29, 2013 05:13:34 pm
      You been in the Cavern on Matthew St? There's always a fella on a guitar there every Saturday night, boss he is.

      That's probably our Tony, I think he still plays there.
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      Reply #5805: Jan 12, 2014 03:02:23 pm
      Was in town last night and bumped into loads of Russian Everton supporters who also supported Zenit they were from St Petersburg who had come over to watch the Everton game yesterday about 15 of them, they stopped us and said do you know where the wetherspoons is in Queen Square so me and my mate went yeah we will walk you there. So while we was walking down we said we where Liverpool supporters and we was having loads of banter having a laugh so we sent them all the way to the Taipan on Derby Road and ran off and left them stranded by the Costco.  :lmao:
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      Reply #5806: Jan 12, 2014 03:14:31 pm
      Got talking to a Mexican woman last night aswell first Mexican woman I've seen and spoke to but I was pissed so I was just talking sh*t to her and I think she had enough and just walked off not interested in me so I thought I'd chat up this Greek bird working in the Lobster Pot, my mate ended up just dragging me out. Them little tramps who wear North Face caps and waterproof jackets, Nike Airmax and all sharing half of ciggie chased me all the way down Bold Street for F**k all haha.
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      Reply #5807: Jan 13, 2014 12:51:18 pm
      Will have to start taking it easy had rather a lot yesterday and team of ours just makes me drink even more,just as well I had two hip flasks with me!,no wonder I felt rough this morning.3pts and loads of banter with the Stoke lads and a good bev after the game...YES!.
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      Reply #5808: Feb 09, 2014 01:07:02 am
      j ust thought i,d say what ever i posy tonght night  be a load of raambling sh*te  ,been in a few othe threads and if thats sh*t forgive me  hahah.
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      Reply #5809: Feb 09, 2014 01:10:38 am
      YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H
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      Reply #5810: Mar 09, 2014 08:33:49 am
      Welp.

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      Reply #5811: Mar 09, 2014 08:56:28 am
      Too messy to look for the hungover thread.
      In a heap this morning.
      Two day hangovers are brutal.
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      Reply #5812: Mar 09, 2014 09:11:13 am
      Too messy to look for the hungover thread.
      In a heap this morning.
      Two day hangovers are brutal.

      Yep

      They get worse the older we get.. I genuinely have to have a massive reason to get on it now.. I suffer far too much..
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      Reply #5813: Mar 09, 2014 09:14:28 am
      Nearly not worth it right now.
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      Reply #5814: Mar 09, 2014 02:07:53 pm
      Now I remember, two fingers horizotally, not vertically when pouring drinks.
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      Reply #5815: Mar 16, 2014 06:51:07 pm
      Well I can still smell stripper and that game.

      Weekend dominated 8)
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      Reply #5816: Mar 16, 2014 11:19:24 pm
      Well I can still smell stripper and that game.

      Weekend dominated 8)

      HA!
      Nice.

      MOAR Wine for my men.
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      Reply #5817: Mar 17, 2014 08:32:59 pm
      Got absolutely hammered yesterday after the game. Waaay drunker by my standards!

      Had to party! :)
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      Reply #5818: Mar 17, 2014 10:25:13 pm
      Got absolutely hammered yesterday after the game. Waaay drunker by my standards!

      Had to party! :)

      I was still drunk when the game started here (6:30am) - gotta love that time dif! :D

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