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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5875: Jul 22, 2017 01:03:12 am
      This thread has been quite quiet recently, everyone but bigv gone t-total?
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5876: Jul 25, 2017 12:44:55 am
      This thread has been quite quiet recently, everyone but bigv gone t-total?

      :D

      Had a belter the other night, my wife works at a local winery and they have a Fireside Fridays every month, fancy foods and wine and all that jazz. What a mess it ended up being.

      My mate and I believe it was the third bottle of Shiraz (following a few pints of 7% Belgian Ale) that really tipped us over the edge. Think we ended up on topics ranging from politics to religion to if the Dodgers and the Yankees will play each other in the World Series. Serious stuff. Naturally, a taxi dropped us home. Woke up with my foot aching like a motherfucker. Broken plates in the living room and the table on an angle. Both the wife and I scratch our heads (she was as lit up as I was :D ) but we finally came upon a shared blurry memory of our cat jumping on the table when we got home, and me subsequently roundhouse kicking the table to scare the cat off of it :D So the sore foot and broken plates mystery solved!

      And the f**king cat still jumps on the table after all that.
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5877: Sep 09, 2017 05:16:25 pm
      What a sh*t c**t of a night. This loss, and my Aussie Rules team lost to a last second kick in only the third ever overtime final. I have worked 26 hours in the last two days, and have work again in 8 hours. It's 143am and all i can do is keep sipping beer and argue about Mane's red card because it's literally the only thing keeping me from punching walls. Ah, life. Sports. Why do we bother.
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5878: Sep 09, 2017 05:25:23 pm
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      Reply #5879: Jan 11, 2018 12:58:17 pm
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      Reply #5880: Jan 11, 2018 08:11:25 pm
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5881: Jan 16, 2018 01:14:30 pm

      Charlie, man.

      We've all got a bit of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in us.
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5882: Jan 24, 2018 02:21:06 pm

      It's 12:46am here and I second my position in this post, and double down with this.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGHX_jsuRy0

      I hate people.
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      Reply #5883: Jan 24, 2018 02:41:50 pm
      It's 12:46am here and I second my position in this post, and double down with this.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGHX_jsuRy0

      I hate people.

      Ach mate chill - mankind isn’t responsible for every arsehole ;)
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      Reply #5884: Jan 24, 2018 02:44:54 pm
      Ach mate chill - mankind isn’t responsible for every arsehole ;)

      Just every other arsehole ;)

      Man I'm good. World just frustrates me. Good thing that alcohol exists :D My man Jameson, thank f**k I only start work at 11:30am.
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      Reply #5885: Jan 24, 2018 02:49:29 pm
      Also, might I add - five day old birthday cake goes down a f**king treat post-1am.

      Or anytime really.

      But particularly right now with a side of whiskey.
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      Reply #5886: Jan 24, 2018 02:49:49 pm
      Just every other arsehole ;)

      Man I'm good. World just frustrates me. Good thing that alcohol exists :D My man Jameson, thank f**k I only start work at 11:30am.
      Plenty of time to hit some real whisky 🥃;)
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5887: Jan 24, 2018 02:58:32 pm
      Plenty of time to hit some real whisky 🥃;)


      I have some of this?



      I'm kidding, I'm kidding :D

      (I seriously do have some around courtesy of 30th celebrations but I'm not by any means claiming it as close to good whiskey :D )
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      Reply #5888: Jan 24, 2018 03:01:37 pm
      I have some of this?



      I'm kidding, I'm kidding :D

      (I seriously do have some around courtesy of 30th celebrations but I'm not by any means claiming it as close to good whiskey :D )

      I was just making a cheap Scottish / Irish joke mate.

      Ironic as im in process of getting an Irish passport ;D ;)
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      Reply #5889: Jan 24, 2018 03:05:10 pm
      I was just making a cheap Scottish / Irish joke mate.

      Ironic as im in process of getting an Irish passport ;D ;)

      :lmao:

      Does remind me of when I was in Ireland as a 20 year old, first night me and some mates went out in Dublin. Ask the bartender for a scotch, as is just the general term for us dumb ass convicts :D Holy f**k do I still remember the look on his face when he sternly said "So you're looking for a WHISKEY then?"
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5890: Jan 24, 2018 03:08:52 pm
      Ha ha - my whole family tree is Irish till the old man.

      I want the Irish passport post Brexit and in lieu of Scottish independence.

      Try ordering a Jameson’s in the Highlands......similar experience in some places :)
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      Reply #5891: Jan 24, 2018 03:15:14 pm
      Ha ha - my whole family tree is Irish till the old man.

      I want the Irish passport post Brexit and in lieu of Scottish independence.

      Try ordering a Jameson’s in the Highlands......similar experience in some places :)

      My family heritage is Irish as well, off the boat here in South Aus some 170 years ago-ish. So I should know better :D

      Yeah I spent a few days in the Highlands on that same trip, some of my favourite memories. Little town called Tomintoul - don't remember much beyond some hellish drinking with the locals!
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5892: Jan 28, 2018 02:32:03 am
      Bring on the hangover :laugh:
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5893: Jan 28, 2018 02:42:05 am
      I had to get stoned to numb the pain...I think I'm off to have more bongs! FFS
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5894: May 26, 2018 11:36:57 pm
      G’day.

      🙃
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5895: May 27, 2018 07:19:06 am
      Had to get f**king de8xjll sh*t can't write....
      Drunk

      I well, trying to drown my sorrows
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5896: May 27, 2018 07:23:51 am
      Thank you Uber, for letting me  get home
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5897: May 12, 2019 07:46:07 pm
      LOLOL I HAVE TO WORK IN FOUR HOURS
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5898: May 12, 2019 08:24:24 pm
      Am fu**ed.
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      Re: The DRUNK topic
      Reply #5899: May 12, 2019 08:24:45 pm
      My da stinks of sh*te.

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