Keith been seen around here yet?
He like thousands of Mancs have disappeared like farts in the wind, to be fair to Keith he usually comes back b4 now and sucks it up, maybe he’s too embarrassed, maybe he’s doing cold turkey and will finally come out of his closet and admit he’s proper Red after all, or could it be he’s still on his holibobs somewhere in Salford pretending everything’s going to be alright cos Ole’s at the wheel,
Ah, the delusions of grandeur, they bite back yanno’s, and perhaps keeping a low profile is the best remedy of all, where are you Keith, you can come out now mate it’s safe, Aussiered is missing you mate, we’re missing you, Ole’s missing you, in fact Ole’s missing a lot of things, including his heart, his soul, his mama, his dada Fergie, oh and clues, yes, he’s clueless, but bless his little cotton socks, we all want him to stay don’t we guys, he’s doing a grand job ?
NEWSFLASH ; POLICE IN MANCHESTER HAVE ISSUED A ALL POINTS BULLETIN FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF A MAN NAMED…..KEITH SINGLETON…He’s described as slightly fat, slightly bald and slightly blind, blind to the fact his team are indeed Sh*te, if seen you can call Police emergency number 0-5 0-5 0-5.
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