Premier League: 2023-2024

New season, new topic. Let the mayhem begin.

Premier League opening day fixtures:

Friday, 11 August
Burnley v Manchester City (20:00 BST - live on Sky Sports)

Saturday, 12 August
Arsenal v Nottingham Forest (12:30 - live on TNT Sports)

Bournemouth v West Ham (15:00)

Brighton v Luton Town (15:00)

Everton v Fulham (15:00)

Sheffield United v Crystal Palace (15:00)

Newcastle United v Aston Villa (17:30 - live on Sky Sports)

Sunday, 13 August
Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur (14:00 - live on Sky Sports)

Chelsea v Liverpool (16:30 - live on Sky Sports)

Monday, 14 August
Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers (20:00 - live on Sky Sports)

The good thing is that we play Newcastle, Chelsea, spuds, city away in the first half. That means 4/6 of the 6 pointers in the second half are all home games.

The good thing is that we play Newcastle, Chelsea, spuds, city away in the first half. That means 4/6 of the 6 pointers in the second half are all home games.

they are the games to win the league I fancy us next year to clean up on them. Think City may have a bit of a slow start next season after such a historic season

they are the games to win the league I fancy us next year to clean up on them. Think City may have a bit of a slow start next season after such a historic season

City will drop points in 6 or 7 games next season. We will need 30 wins to stand a chance and with our defence as it is I don't see that happening sadly.

City will buy and improve. They will be even stronger next season. Same with Newcastle and arsenal. Its going to be a tough season where I fear 'that 4th place' will be spoken often. Does 5th get a CL spot? Music to fsgs ears if so

Give it to them now.

City will drop points in 6 or 7 games next season. We will need 30 wins to stand a chance and with our defence as it is I don't see that happening sadly.

City will buy and improve. They will be even stronger next season. Same with Newcastle and arsenal. Its going to be a tough season where I fear 'that 4th place' will be spoken often. Does 5th get a CL spot? Music to fsgs ears if so

With the team in transition I agree it looks a challenging campaign ahead. You're right to highlight the defence we shipped far too many goals last term.

With the team in transition I agree it looks a challenging campaign ahead. You're right to highlight the defence we shipped far too many goals last term.

Let's wait and see if we actually do anything about the defence over the summer. Huge issues at CB ... nobody we can rely on to be fit and to perform. Right back is a well known issue. Ali and Robbo I've no issues with.

Newcastle announce a £25mil shirt sponsorship a huge increase on the £6.5mil deal they have now oh should I have mentioned the Sponsor is a Saudi Company..... Dirty underhand oily bas**rds lets see the EPL/FA UEFA do sweet F**k all

Newcastle announce a £25mil shirt sponsorship a huge increase on the £6.5mil deal they have now oh should I have mentioned the Sponsor is a Saudi Company..... Dirty underhand oily bas**rds lets see the EPL/FA UEFA do sweet f**k all

Absolutely F**k all mate, this unfortunately the world we live in now. It’s horrible and putting me off football.

Timber looks great for Arsenal against City. He’s just come off and City have scored straight away. A player I wish Liverpool had signed

Timber looks great for Arsenal against City. He’s just come off and City have scored straight away. A player I wish Liverpool had signed

Spot on mate, thought the same.

Gutted when I heard he went to Arsenal

Haaland 2-0. He will be golden boot winner again.

Nice to see the new rules being "implemented" by the "best" ref in the League today during the Arsenal/Forest game.

Oliver is F***ing sh*t.

Everton lose first game

Tonali scoring on home debut. Good cross by Anthony Gordon too

Equaliser for Villa. Good finish by Diaby

2-1 Newcastle. Isak with a VAR decided goal.

Tyrone Mings stretchered off

Martinez is a F***ing loon of a keeper.

Martinez is a F***ing loon of a keeper.

I know he gets sh*t, but I like the fact he's a bit of a wind up merchant. The game still needs characters

I know he gets sh*t, but I like the fact he's a bit of a wind up merchant. The game still needs characters

I don't mind him winding people up mate, I'm all for that in any walk of life. I just think he's off his F***ing rocker. Comes running out of his box at every opportunity he gets and ends up getting involved in situations he doesn't need to.

Sort of Brucie-esque.

3-1 Isak with his second.

F***ing right cock up for Konsa.

3-1 Isak with his second.

F***ing right cock up for Konsa.

Missed the goal.