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      JD
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #540: Nov 09, 2011 08:55:31 pm
      You know you can't have anything can you.  I wanted a little bit of man flu time, a little bit of tea made, biscuits brought with a cuppa, slippers warmed up.

      But oh no - the missus has only got to upstage me by doing a bit of projectile vomiting.

      Women - they just won't let you enjoy anything properly! ;)
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #541: Nov 09, 2011 08:58:20 pm
      Get well soon, guys.

      JD, yours sounds lethal.

      Just stay away from me though, I don't want your man flu. ;)

      EDIT: I can't read, JD, hope your missus feels better soon.
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      Reply #542: Nov 09, 2011 09:00:16 pm
      You know you can't have anything can you.  I wanted a little bit of man flu time, a little bit of tea made, biscuits brought with a cuppa, slippers warmed up.

      But oh no - the missus has only got to upstage me by doing a bit of projectile vomiting.

      Women - they just won't let you enjoy anything properly! ;)

      Poor Soph  :( Come on JD, you can't be ill now   :laugh:
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #543: Dec 04, 2011 11:47:29 pm
      I've got a drink problem!!I'm dosed up with them (something)for flu thingies and not allowed alcohol ffs.
      Had the flu jab this year for the first time too.Chesty cough a real pain, along with sinusus bunged right up.Getting LOADS of sympathy!!NOT.
      Look lads,never mind all the b******s from the fairer sex.As usual just soldier on.
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      Reply #544: Dec 05, 2011 02:39:19 am
      Best "cure" I've found for man-flu are good old hot-toddies, not the classic mind, my dads version,
      when #i was a nipper used to play up on "little-man-flu" just for this ;)


      Boil a kettle pour water into a bowl, get a glass, fill it up with as much whiskey as you please....place glass into bowl of boiling water, leave for 3-5 mins..........Drink!

      Doesnt "cure" anything really but makes it a hell of alot easier to cope with!!
      and Iam quite sure you can still drink alcohol on this "medicine". ;D
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      Reply #545: Dec 05, 2011 01:32:09 pm
      Been struggling since last week but think I'm nearly out of the woods.

      Women - they just won't let you enjoy anything properly! ;)

      She was out of order there.
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      Reply #546: Dec 11, 2011 11:26:24 pm
      Got myself a good case of it right now. Nose blocked up, head stuffed up. Really f**king with my sinuses.

      Missus is out so I have the TV and sports to keep me company this wintery afternoon. About to cook up some chicken noodle soup and brew some coffee.
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #547: Jan 11, 2012 08:14:40 am
      Baton down the hatches lads. It's here and it's got me.
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      Reply #548: Jan 11, 2012 11:33:24 am
      Get better soon Gow  :hug:
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      Reply #549: Jan 11, 2012 06:13:02 pm

      You don't learn do you Cas ? Man flu's a killer love all hope for Gow is lost !
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      Reply #550: Jan 11, 2012 06:22:19 pm
      Baton down the hatches lads. It's here and it's got me.
      It had me last week still soldiered on and went to work ,not very popular as 3 others got it off of me ,hell im a sharing kind of guy what can i say.,. It still hasn,t fully gone nasty little b***ard this one is.
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #551: Jan 11, 2012 10:11:47 pm
      In the past two and a half weeks I've had man flu and a dose of the squits twice!

      Just thought I'd share that with you all.  :D
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #552: Jan 11, 2012 11:49:37 pm
      7 pints of Bulmers and I'm holding it at bay for now.
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      Reply #553: Jan 12, 2012 12:57:38 am
      7 pints of Bulmers and I'm holding it at bay for now.
      Good source of vitamin c mate. Just  what you need.

      Hope you feel  better  soon .
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      Reply #554: Jan 12, 2012 03:23:46 pm
      So funny and so true too!!!

      http://youtu.be/6keUdzwFCHU
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #555: Jan 13, 2012 03:55:49 pm
      Man Flu, think Iv'e got it big time at the moment, don't even fancy a Bow!
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #556: Jan 13, 2012 07:25:50 pm
      Can't help you with the Manflu Mate,, But I'll take care of the Bow for you !
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      Reply #557: Jan 14, 2012 02:07:50 pm
      Can't help you with the Manflu Mate,, But I'll take care of the Bow for you !
      Thank's for the offer Steve, but the Bow can wait  :)
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      Reply #558: Jan 14, 2012 10:47:46 pm
      Got a touch of the woman flu, which we all know is much worse than man flu  :f_whistle: Got a splitting headache, dreadfull sore throat, nose dripping like a tap, body aching, can't say I'm looking forward to driving 100 miles home tomorrow  :(

      Feel sorry for me please....could do with a nice big hug right now xxx
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      Reply #559: Jan 14, 2012 10:54:28 pm
      Got a touch of the woman flu, which we all know is much worse than man flu  :f_whistle: Got a splitting headache, dreadfull sore throat, nose dripping like a tap, body aching, can't say I'm looking forward to driving 100 miles home tomorrow  :(

      Feel sorry for me please....could do with a nice big hug right now xxx

      I know how that is, I had it last week. Here is a  :hug: for you. Hope you feel better soon.
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      Reply #560: Jan 14, 2012 11:02:54 pm
      Thanksyou Firepool, I appreciate that, i'm going to go to bed, I'm shaking at the minute....
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #561: Jan 15, 2012 02:07:04 am
      Thanksyou Firepool, I appreciate that, i'm going to go to bed, I'm shaking at the minute....
      Get well soon Cas, man flu, woman flu it's all a pain in the arse hope you're feeling better.
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      Reply #562: Jan 15, 2012 02:45:21 pm
      Get well soon Cas, man flu, woman flu it's all a pain in the arse hope you're feeling better.

      Thanks Stuey, feel rough as anything at the moment, good job it wasn't busy on the motorway coming home, going to take it easy today.
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #563: Jan 15, 2012 02:51:31 pm
      Got a touch of the woman flu, which we all know is much worse than man flu  :f_whistle: Got a splitting headache, dreadfull sore throat, nose dripping like a tap, body aching, can't say I'm looking forward to driving 100 miles home tomorrow  :(

      Feel sorry for me please....could do with a nice big hug right now xxx

      Not the dreaded woman flu!! :o

      But seriously hope you're feeling better. Sticking your face in Vicks Vaporub usually helps. Or some Olbas oil.
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      Reply #564: Jan 15, 2012 05:05:50 pm
      Not the dreaded woman flu!! :o

      But seriously hope you're feeling better. Sticking your face in Vicks Vaporub usually helps. Or some Olbas oil.

      Yes B, the dreaded woman flu....I really don't know how I managed to drive home from Liverpool today, I feel absolutely exhausted, fell asleep twice  :o
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #565: Jan 15, 2012 09:57:17 pm
      I really don't know how I managed to drive home from Liverpool today, I feel absolutely exhausted, fell asleep twice  :o
      Not while driving I hope  :o

      Anyway, take care hun and hope you feel better soon. (hopefully, that Arsenal result should have cheered you up a bit)

       :hug:
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      Reply #566: Jan 15, 2012 10:04:27 pm
      Not while driving I hope  :o

      Anyway, take care hun and hope you feel better soon. (hopefully, that Arsenal result should have cheered you up a bit)

       :hug:

      Oh gosh no Dave, I meant when I got home  :laugh:

      Lay on the sofa and watched Swans play Arsenal, it was a good game.
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      Reply #567: Jan 15, 2012 10:12:35 pm
      Oh gosh no Dave, I meant when I got home  :laugh:

      Lay on the sofa and watched Swans play Arsenal, it was a good game.
      Thank goodness for that!  :laugh:

      Just going to watch the highlights of that game in a mo.
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #568: Jan 16, 2012 08:11:55 am
      I'm over my man flu now. Got a huge mouth ulcer inside my bottom lip though, right on the little cord bit that attaches. Fkin killing me!

      Feel better Cas!
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      Re: Man flu
      Reply #569: Jan 16, 2012 08:31:30 am
       I don"t think the flu is too bad when you compare it to the poor Evertonian who gets the shits every time he watches them play.

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