Man flu

Mine's on its way out but not quite gone yet. Maybe we should set up a support group for survivors of this terrible affliction?

Sufferers should be sent PM's featuring personal polaroids from some of the man-flu resistant members of the forum.

I may have a relapse.

I've got a cough. 

I've got a cough. 

You poor little sausage you!

I've got a cough. 

You need my chest rubbing service Kenny 

I've got a cough. 

I've got a cold! 

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Finally got rid of the worst of my illness, still have a bit of the chest infection, coughs not to bad still sound like I have a 40 a day habit ( don't smoke!!!!)

Well I'm very pleased about the timing of this man flu I've got.  Was meant to be going to a birthday party tonight but I've decided to stay home and get some rest. I really must be ill! 

Funny the girls are healing quicker than the fellas 

Well I'm very pleased about the timing of this man flu I've got.  Was meant to be going to a birthday party tonight but I've decided to stay home and get some rest. I really must be ill! 

Nothing a pint of Stella won't fix Ken, quick, get to that fridge now   

Nothing a pint of Stella won't fix Ken, quick, get to that fridge now  

Don't even feel like a drop Smiggs.

Don't even feel like a drop Smiggs.

I'll be round in a minute with a bucketful of sympathy ok matey ? 

Don't even feel like a drop Smiggs.

Blimey mate, you must be bad !!
You even licked the bottom of the glass clean last night, in an effort to drink every last drop.

Get well soon matey.

Very true Tommo!  Cheers mate.

Just because I said I didn't feel like a drop doesn't mean you are getting any of my Stella when you come round Smiggs. I know your game! 

Very true Tommo!  Cheers mate.

Just because I said I didn't feel like a drop doesn't mean you are getting any of my Stella when you come round Smiggs. I know your game! 

Get that lock off the fridge door, tight ar*se   

Well I'm feeling near enough 100% again now, just got a bit of a cough left.

Well I'm feeling near enough 100% again now, just got a bit of a cough left.

You must of had a good woman looking after you Ed 

Yeah cheers for that MsG

Yeah cheers for that MsG

 

Yeah cheers for that MsG

Glad to be of assistance Eddie
Don't know what I did......but hey Ed, if your feeling better then great, are you sure it's not that Vodka and Red Bull

Can I ask, why am I few of a large amount of people who have not caught any illness in the past 4/5 months? Saying tht i'll probs get a bad illness now...

I have man Flu, Im sweaty Im sneezing I feel like sh*t and nothing seems to work, Lemsip dont work, beechams dont work. Oh woe is me
 

I think JD, Eddie & Redkenny had it near enough at the same time!

I'm just indoors for the meantime so I don't catch the f**ker!  Get well soon!