What do you work as?

A Eunuch.

A Eunuch.

Aww you're really suffering aren't you mate and not just from the pain.

Aww you're really suffering aren't you mate and not just from the pain.

Honestly I'm a bit gutted, I looked at the baby in her moses basket yesterday before I went and I was gutted she'd be the last.

A Eunuch.

Man up man, grow a pair!

On a serious note ouch

Man up man, grow a pair!

On a serious note ouch

For fear of being corrected I have the biggest pair within a twenty mile radius.

I know this because they're each  now 10 mile wide and have no neighbouring testes vying for position.

Honestly I'm a bit gutted, I looked at the baby in her moses basket yesterday before I went and I was gutted she'd be the last.

That's so sad but so sweet too mate.  I think it hits men more than women, we're just happy we don't have to be pregnant and fat again.

Just treasure all of them and look forward to all those grandchildren you'll have.  That'll keep you busy 

That's so sad but so sweet too mate.  I think it hits men more than women, we're just happy we don't have to be pregnant and fat again.

Just treasure all of them and look forward to all those grandchildren you'll have.  That'll keep you busy 

Aye I know, realistically Sams all babied out so it had to be done. Cheers Debs. 

Aye I know, realistically Sams all babied out so it had to be done. Cheers Debs. 

   you're welcome mate.

Aye I know, realistically Sams all babied out so it had to be done. Cheers Debs. 

Funny though isn't it - though I've not had the work done mate when we decided we'd stop at the two boys I was gutted for months.

Can men get broody?

Funny though isn't it - though I've not had the work done mate when we decided we'd stop at the two boys I was gutted for months.

Can men get broody?

Absolutely they can.  It's like your whole purpose in life has been removed, to reproduce I mean.

Absolutely they can.  It's like your whole purpose in life has been removed, to reproduce I mean.

Joking aside - I think it was also a crashing realisation that a really exciting period of life was over. Mid life crisis ....I'm alright now though!

Joking aside - I think it was also a crashing realisation that a really exciting period of life was over. Mid life crisis ....I'm alright now though!

That's true but there's also a lot to look forward to when the kids are older 

I had far more 'fun' in my 30's and 40's than I ever did in my teens 

I'm a senior stylist at a salon based in one of Dave Whelans hotels/gyms near Wigan.  Get to see a lot of footballers who stay at the hotel when they play Wigan.  Kenny brought the team for the afternoon when we played them in a night match.  They had lunch and used the gym facilities and pool.  We get some of the Wigan players in for hair cuts and they took over before the FA final.

Cut Whelan's and Joel Robles for the final and had Paul Scharner, his wife and 2 kids in getting theirs done too.  He bought me and the boss some beautiful and expensive chocolates 

Had Tony Pulis in too who didn't think he should have to pay, cheapskate 

Not seen Owen Coyle yet but I'm sure we will when the season gets underway.

Debs, next time you see Whelan, ask him if he needs a Brazilian scout or something...
I think I've already replied to this thread, but I'm an economist. Would love to change and work with sports in some way, though. Hope it'll happen in the future.

Debs, next time you see Whelan, ask him if he needs a Brazilian scout or something...
I think I've already replied to this thread, but I'm an economist. Would love to change and work with sports in some way, though. Hope it'll happen in the future.

Will do mate.

Will do mate.

I was only joking, but if he says "yes", I was serious!

I was only joking, but if he says "yes", I was serious!

It's surprising how much power you have with a pair of scissors round someones ears mate 

I have no problem networking for you or anybody else for that matter.

Absolutely they can.  It's like your whole purpose in life has been removed, to reproduce I mean.

You were doing so well Debs, unfortunately now you've alerted me to the fact that my whole purpose in life is gone, what's the point in carrying on?

Joking obviously.

I've got to continue and let my spawn put me through heartache for the rest of my life whilst concentrating on the good bits.

You were doing so well Debs, unfortunately now you've alerted me to the fact that my whole purpose in life is gone, what's the point in carrying on?

Joking obviously.

I've got to continue and let my spawn put me through heartache for the rest of my life whilst concentrating on the good bits.

But you've already fulfilled your purpose mate, you have 4? beautiful daughters all of whom will go on and produce for themselves.  In each of those grandchildren is a part of you, so your gene pool will continue way after you're gone. 

Time for you to sit back and relax   

But you've already fulfilled your purpose mate, you have 4? beautiful daughters all of whom will go on and produce for themselves.  In each of those grandchildren is a part of you, so your gene pool will continue way after you're gone. 

Time for you to sit back and relax   

Nicely recovered Dear heart. 

Be happy with what you've got guys, (Exiled/Scotia) sure you all are.

My girlfriend just had a miscarriage and although it wan't planned we didn't half warm to the idea.

My lad's done well out of it though. Been getting spoilt rotten since.

Be happy with what you've got guys, (Exiled/Scotia) sure you all are.

My girlfriend just had a miscarriage and although it wan't planned we didn't half warm to the idea.

My lad's done well out of it though. Been getting spoilt rotten since.

Sorry to hear that mate, hope all's well with your girlfriend.

Be happy with what you've got guys, (Exiled/Scotia) sure you all are.

My girlfriend just had a miscarriage and although it wan't planned we didn't half warm to the idea.

My lad's done well out of it though. Been getting spoilt rotten since.

Thoughts with you and your partner.

Be happy with what you've got guys, (Exiled/Scotia) sure you all are.

My girlfriend just had a miscarriage and although it wan't planned we didn't half warm to the idea.

My lad's done well out of it though. Been getting spoilt rotten since.

Thoughts are with you both.