"Free Beer here Tomorrow!"

One from Laurel and Hardy which always used to crack me up.

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led.

Yeh I always quote that one in work, another one of theirs which I like is "Blood is thicker than water, (OH) to which Stan replys "It most certainly is!

mmmmmmm beer

Another Hommer, "To Alcohol, the cause and solution of all of lifes problems"

This thread has gone severely off course. Is anyone going to rescue it?

how about this ?
http://www.freebeer.org/blog/

This thread has gone severely off course. Is anyone going to rescue it?

Ad seen in an irish supermarket "buy one for the price of one and get another one for for the price you didn't pay for d first 1"

We need it after that result yesterday.

My dad used to work in a metal foundry back in the day and he made a nice plaque with these words "Free Beer Here Tomorrow" of course tomorrow never comes hence the irony.  Has anyone else seen any stupid quotes or phrases that they would like to share?

Oh my god, that's awesome!! I never thought of that!! Brilliant!

I'm just gutted there's no actual free beer! A cruel joke I say!

There's the poem....

One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two grown men got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other

Yeh I always quote that one in work, another one of theirs which I like is "Blood is thicker than water, (OH) to which Stan replys "It most certainly is!

'Excuse me please, my ear is full of milk...' I like that one too.

'Excuse me please, my ear is full of milk...' I like that one too.

What about when ppl say to you "same difference" wtf it obviously ain't