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Lampard: You're not going to cry again are you John?

Terry: F**k off you fat b***ard.

lampard - what can i have 4 tea

terry - how about a big fat pan of scouse

Lampard: I don't care if you are England captain.  Tonight, you're bending over.

Terry: Okay. Only if I get to wear that red shirt.

TERRY: It's no good, here they come again.
LAMPARD: *looking around* The pie man's back again?
TERRY: Tears Lamp-a**. You're always thinking of your stomach!
LAMPARD: Can't help it, losing makes me hungry.

Terry - ur look fantastic in that red top

Lampard - i no its a winners shirt

Mmmm.....wonder how much i'll get for this on Ebay ?

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Terry- why r you naked Fat Lamp?

Lampard-well i bet gerrard if we lose ill streak and then wear the top of the lpool player that scored first

Terry-well i like wat i see....

Lampard-wot the community shield?

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Terry: oi Frank, look at this i've just pulled out my nose,

Frank: Sush Terry, I'm trying to concentrate, I've got the shirt and now I wanna imagine what it feels like to play in the best team in England....

Terry: But look at it!!, I've got a feeling its the only thing I'm gonna be lifting up this season!

lampard: if you've not got me a pie you can just go poke urself in the eye.

terry: ok

J.T: I dare you to put that shirt on

Terry: For fucks sake Frank put that stomach away, any wonder your called 'Fat Frank'?

Fat Frank: Get lost John you blubbering idiot and sort that haircut out          

do they do these in XXXXXL.
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Terry: Hmm...
Lampard: What?
Terry: Can I try your shirt on?