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      Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)

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      Court LFC
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      Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)
      Mar 02, 2008 10:32:16 pm
      Quote from Richobaz on Mar 02, 2008 07:15:09 pm
      You're one angry momma!

      Quote from donrafael on Mar 02, 2008 10:05:13 pm
      Is that it Richo... is that how far your intellect can take you?

      You are one Sad momma!

      Inspired by the bickering of our very own Richobaz & donrafael!

      The aim of this topic is to insult each other in good humour based on 'your mother' jokes.  Remember to include the word 'yo momma'.  Remember not to take an insult to heart!   :action-smiley-060:

      I'll start us off...

      Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

      ::)
      « Last Edit: Mar 19, 2008 01:27:54 am by Court LFC »
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      Dadorious
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #1: Mar 02, 2008 11:10:48 pm
      Yo mamma is so dumb she got hit by a parked van!

      Heh lame'o
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #2: Mar 02, 2008 11:13:38 pm
      Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #3: Mar 03, 2008 05:52:35 am
       :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:



      funny thread Court..love it.

      yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #4: Mar 03, 2008 06:56:34 am
      Yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of a sea food restaurant for bringing her own crabs. :D
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #5: Mar 03, 2008 01:25:15 pm
      Yo momma's so fat when she sat on the rainbow Skittles fell out
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #6: Mar 03, 2008 02:36:15 pm
      Yo mama"s so short she does backflips under the bed.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #7: Mar 03, 2008 02:50:17 pm
      Yo Mamma's so fat her butt cheeks have different post codes  ;D
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #8: Mar 03, 2008 02:51:09 pm
      Yo momma so fat when she was at school she sat next to everyone!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #9: Mar 03, 2008 04:16:02 pm
      Yo mama so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #10: Mar 03, 2008 05:22:15 pm
      Yo mammas so stupid, she can't think of anything better for you to do with your time than come up with these poor jokes.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #11: Mar 03, 2008 05:30:25 pm
      Yo momma so dumb she thought the a bank job meant storing seamen.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #12: Mar 03, 2008 05:36:37 pm
      Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #13: Mar 03, 2008 05:37:45 pm
      Yo mammas so dumb, she thought a Quarter-back was a refund.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #14: Mar 03, 2008 06:36:21 pm
      Yo mamma so stupid, she burnt a salad

      What a stupid but funny thread ;D
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #15: Mar 03, 2008 06:42:21 pm
      Quote from Nicola on Mar 03, 2008 06:36:21 pm
      Yo mamma so stupid, she burnt a salad

      What a stupid but funny thread ;D

      Thats the best one yet i reckon, burnt a salad ;D

      Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #16: Mar 03, 2008 06:50:35 pm
      Oh yeah - Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #17: Mar 03, 2008 06:55:11 pm
      Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #18: Mar 03, 2008 07:19:55 pm
      Quote from F9T on Mar 03, 2008 06:50:35 pm
      Oh yeah - Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

      Stop googling.  ;)

      Yo Momma's so fat that she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #19: Mar 03, 2008 07:23:42 pm
      Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #20: Mar 03, 2008 07:26:43 pm
      Dis my mom and i'll diss your nan yeh!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #21: Mar 03, 2008 07:29:17 pm
      Quote from Ra Ra Rafa on Mar 03, 2008 07:26:43 pm
      Dis my mom and I'll diss your nan yeh!

      You dis my nanna ill dis yo momma big style ;D

      Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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      Re: Yo Momma insult thread
      → Reply #22: Mar 03, 2008 08:24:23 pm
      Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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