Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)

Yo momma did Wayne Rooney a couple of years ago.

Yo mama is so ugly, they have to feed her with a sling shot!

Yo momma did Wayne Rooney a couple of years ago.

It was funny untill that JD, too far mate.

Aw c'mon it's only a joke!! :

It was funny untill that JD, too far mate.

The aim of this topic is to insult each other in good humour based on 'your mother' jokes.  Remember to include the word 'yo momma'.  Remember not to take an insult to heart!   

Unless you're being sarcastic Crouchinho. 

Yeah, JD's joke was the best one so far !

Yo momma so loose the local rugby team have a rota for her "services"

Yeah, well, yo mamma so fat her belt size is equator.. WHAT?!

Yo Momma is so hairy, the only language she can speak is Wookiee.

Yo Mamma is so ugly she gets asked for her autograph from bluenoses because they think she is Joleon Lescott

Yo mamma so fat she anchores the QE2.

Yo mamma is so fat she got baptised in the river Mersey.

Yo Mamma's so fat, when she get's cut she bleeds gravy!

Yo mama's so  like a pirate, there she blows

Yer Ma's (gotta give this a scouse twang now! ) so fat, everytime she turn's round it's her birthday!

Rite then, scouse twang it is.

Yer Ma's so hard, she"s the cock of the bingo.

Rite then, scouse twang it is.

Yer Ma's so hard, she"s the cock of the bingo.

Scouse it is!

Yer Ma's that thick, she took a spoon to the Mega Bowl!

(Bowling place in Switch Island in Liverpool, for anyone who thinks I forgot the name of the American Footy Final! )

Yer da is so hard he"s the cock of the dole que.

I'm clawing back through me days in Archies, trying to remember the classics I heard!

Your Ma was that ugly, she had shutters on her pram!

One i heard back when i was a kid was....

Yer ma"s that dirty she been banged more times then a judges hammer. Also edit the last bit to been popped more times then a bowl of rice krispies.

One I heard back when I was a kid was....

Yer ma"s that dirty she been banged more times then a judges hammer. Also edit the last bit to been popped more times then a bowl of rice krispies.

A pair of crackers I must say! One I remember is just edit that one to say 'banged more times than a sh*t-house door!'

There was always the classic 'Your Ma's that thick, she tried to get a taxi with a bus pass!'

Yer Ma's so ugly, her parents had to tie a bone round her neck as a kid to get the dog to play with her.

Yer Ma's so ugly, her parents had to tie a bone round her neck as a kid to get the dog to play with her.

Yer Ma's that old, she took her driving test on a dinoasaur!