Yo Momma insult thread (in Scouse)

Yer ma's pubes are so long she's putting down roots.

Yer mam's so short she can't even ride on the cup and saucers.

Ya ma's so fat she she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yer ma's so skinny; she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Ya ma's snatch is so big it could swallow a whole roll of kebab,cook it and slice it and dish it out.
ps, she do's the bread with her a**e farting.

Ya Ma's got a wizards sleeve.

Yer ma's so fat that when she stepped on the weighting scale, it said 'to be continued'.

Ya Ma's got a wizards sleeve.

Yer ma's arse is so big it's day on one cheek and night on the other.

yer ma's  that fat the bizzies thought she was a drug dealer as they found 20 lb of crack down her knickers

ya'ma's gob is so big she can suck a fart out of an elephants a**e

Ya ma's minge is so fishy, she got invited to a John West tuna convention

Ya ma's so fat that when she layed on the beach, Green peace declared a state of emergency to save the whale

Ya ma's minge is so fishy, she got invited to a John West tuna convention

yer' and d'ya see the kipper on er'

yer ma's  that fat the bizzies thought she was a drug dealer as they found 20 lb of crack down her knickers

Yer ma's so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol

Yer ma's so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol

Hahaha! Nice one!

Yer ma is so ugly, they broke into her place just to close the curtains.

Yer Ma's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yer ma is so fat, when she was in the Liverpool Echo she appeared on pages 4,5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Yer ma is so ugly, she got offered a role in a horror movie as a rotting corpse.

Yer ma's so hairy a hunter shot her coz he thought she was a yeti.

Yer Ma's so fat; when she goes to the Zoo the Elephants throw peanuts at her!

Yer ma's so ugly, Peter Beardsley, Iain Dowie and Matt Le Tissier all fu**ed her off.