Liverpool Poems

Another pair of cracking poems lads 

Keep up the excellent work.

Day Three

This game was all about a certain gareth barry,
he was wanted at Anfield but not by pr**k parry,
the summer saga haggled between Benitez and o' neill,
all over question deal or no deal.

So the action began at villa park,
Keane still couldn't get off the mark,
Reina and the defensive were again very strong,
but attacking wise we weren't on song.

An injury to Torres meant we needed a sub,
fans were up in arms in both pubs and clubs,
cause N'gog came on rather than the expierenced Babel,
obviously Rafa thought he had enough time to gel.

Now we go into an international break,
our poor performances causing a major headache,
with 3 games played,we've seven out of nine,
we're still unbeaten so we're doing just fine.

Nice one, aw1! Like it!

Thanks ayrton77

well done Yoko another classic.

sound McCartney.

Liverpool v United

13th September we met them again
A game we separate the boys from the men
Fast and furious from start to end
A loss is a broken heart that won’t mend

We owe them big time for a win
To celebrate in the whiskey and gin
The excitement is already building
The abuse between fans already hurling

But it’s our time to tw*t the Scum
It’s been far too long since we won
Tackles flying in around the field
A comfortable win and last year’s wounds have healed

The jealousy still runs through Fergie’s veins
And he still loves Liverpool United games
We still have more success than these Mancs
Even if in recent years we’ve been firing blanks

A crunching tackle on poor old Shrek
From our no-nonsense Slovak
Then Masch on Scholes and Dossena on Giggs
Breaking them all like little twigs

Then a screamer from Robbie Keane
To take us back top of the league
Just to top it off someone’s robbed the car
Of that overrated c**t Van Der Sar

Classic , love it.

Day Four

The build started with a march against the owners,
Our two beauts are like leeches not donors,
Over a lack of cash and problems with banks,
A mistake by Masch gave the lead to the mancs.

Kuyt had a shot stopped on the line,
Causing fans to spill their beer and wine,
Our equalizer came, it was quite bizarre,
An own goal by brown, after a flap by da sar.

The second half began in front of a packed Anfield crowd,
They were pumped up, being both passionate and loud,
United were sloppy,completly un-nerved,
Babel got the winner we richly deserved.

Rafa done it,he got his first win,
The united voodoo f**kin thrown in the bin,
Out of twelve points we got ten,
Leaving us proud of Rafas' Redmen.

Nice one aw1!

Cheers  King Kenny.

Great poem aw1 + for you, good stuff. 

Thanks MsG.

Cheers  King Kenny.

No problem, just keep up the good work

Thought i'd post this here

Hush a bye Red Devils shame- shame- shame
Liverpool one down early in the game
Then that Red Devil Wes Wes Brown
Scored and made you Red Devils frown –frown -frown

And then entered Ryan Babel in the fray
Scored the winner and made our day
Red devils Red devils fell from grace
Boy o Boy you should have seen their blue face

Hush a bye Red Devil what a classic
Can’t say much about Red Devil Vidic
He could not take the pace in this race
Had to see red to save his blue face

Hush-a bye Red Devils don’t u cry
Fergie bought you a new Barbietov
And that Barbietov hurt his knee
You Red devils have to wait and see

So once and for all Red Devils shut the f…k up
Till we thump you again probably in the FA cup
So for now lets wait for the return leg some day
Till then RED DEVILS you simply have no say
 

Good poem Naza05 

Great stuff Naza05

Very Good poem there Naza05!

Matchday 1

Our campaign began in the Stade velodrome,
It's quickly becoming our second home,
Our strikers looked sharp,on fine form,
But we conceded first, It's almost the norm.

Cana's run broke the offside trap,
Carra was caught having a nap,
The Reds levelled thanks to the skipper,
A sweet sweet strike, not a net ripper.

Babel was fouled,it was a pen,
Gerrard stepped up to score again,
We then sat back which was crazy,
The passes were sloppy,often quite lazy.

We were holding on,it was a tight squeeze,
Left me watching with an uncertain unease,
We got the win because of the defensive,
Oh and Reina too,he was immense.

and aw1 produces yet another great poem!

Thanks 7- king kenny- 7

EL NINO.

The chase is on
Who'll win the war?
Defender v attacker
The target.The ball

Lighting speed.Or speed of thought
If defenders out of position....He will get caught!

For the crowd,90 minutes
On the edge of their seats.Waiting with anticipation
For that moment,that seperates us from them

Their magic.Their creation

Then,turning on a sixpence.Or rising like a salmon
Before you know it........BANG!!

The spaniards made it happen

Nice one jeffslad, it's a veru good poem. Looks like aw1 could have some competition on his hands