Jolean Lescott's Forehead

Never one top make fun of retarded people or those who are "different" than the rest of us.But  I watched some of the Blue sh*te game this morning and so intrigued by Lescott's forehead was I that i decided to start a topic on it. I could not put my finger on whether it was a receeding hairline or just deformed bones in the forehead. Whatever it is its one mother of a forhead.

Therefore I would like you to tell me what sort of sh*t you would like to paint/draw on that massive canvas he calls a forehead??

Not sure if this should be merged into the official laugh at everton thread?

Dont be cruel his 'affliction' was caused by a car accident when he was a kid.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/joleon-lescott-the-accident-made-me-more-determined-to-make-the-most-of-what-i-have-but-my-brother-has-probably-been-the-greater-inspiration-425701.html

No way. He was lucky to be alive.
Funny how some people have bad accidents when they are young kids, accidents which could threaten their ambitions or even their lifes and then they turn out to be a quality footballer.

Kaka had a very bad accident when he was younger, he could of been paralized but now he's only the best player on this entire planet that has 6 billion people walking on...

Dont be cruel his 'affliction' was caused by a car accident when he was a kid.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/joleon-lescott-the-accident-made-me-more-determined-to-make-the-most-of-what-I-have-but-my-brother-has-probably-been-the-greater-inspiration-425701.html

smigger I have deleted the post ,you are right it was cruel.SORRY for that.

The lad overcame an accident as a child of five to become a very well paid footballer with one of the premier leagues most established clubs and so I don’t think having a laugh at his expense regarding his head or hair is going to worry him too much or for that matter the model he will/has married, however as a young lad did die in the accident i can see how it may upset so apologies to anyone offended.

After reading that i actually felt sorry for a bluesh*te. Then i closed the window and now i see him for what he truly is, a bitter!

Seriously though, good on him for coming back from that and being a top defender (took me a minute before i could type that compliment in).

Dont be cruel his 'affliction' was caused by a car accident when he was a kid.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/joleon-lescott-the-accident-made-me-more-determined-to-make-the-most-of-what-i-have-but-my-brother-has-probably-been-the-greater-inspiration-425701.html

F***ing hell Smiggs, that's a link and a half isn't it, you don't really need to read the article as the name of the link tells you everything you need to know

He's lucky to be alive.

In my opinion I think he would look better if he just shaved it off.  He probably wouldn't get tight arses like us calling him panhead any more

Holy F**k i had no clue i should be banned for my efforts. Dont i feel like  tw*t now???

Yeah.  Not really fair to pick on the guy.

You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Anyway.  Anybody in to Star Trek?

Yeah.  Not really fair to pick on the guy.

You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Anyway.  Anybody in to Star Trek?

JD, I am ashamed of you, implying that Lescott is in Star Trek, still the resemblance is Uncanny - please all note my use of a long word there 

Yeah.  Not really fair to pick on the guy.

You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Anyway.  Anybody in to Star Trek?

Personally, my favourite character is umm this guy (any star trek fans wanna tell me his name?)
Anyone see the resemblance?!

Im offended by this thread. Its disgusting actually bloody disgusting, and what offends me most is you compare characters from the greatest TV and Movie franchise in the world, with a player who plays for the blueshite. Quark and Worf are wonderful characters and both have had their problems throughout the Dominon War and with Worfs heriocs in many a battle aboard the defiant I am dismayed and upset by such accusation. Star Trek is my life and passion and I will not have it dragged down with comparisons with a second rate bitter little blueshite club and its players.

YOU F***ing DISGUST ME THE LOT OF YOU...


In Picard we trust, and Kirk, Sissko oh and Janeway too!

David Villa nearly never became a football player due to a leg break at a young age.

I once said to Mrs Crazy Horse that Joleon Lescott fell asleep with an iron on his head! The look on her face was a picture as common sense said this couldn't be true but her eyes fixed on Lescott fore head said it must true!

Didn't Tevez suffer 3rd degree burns as a kid from scalding water? And Ribery was in a car crash when he was 2.

And Stevie of course, standing on a  rusty rake and busting his toe.

Didn't Tevez suffer 3rd degree burns as a kid from scalding water? And Ribery was in a car crash when he was 2.

And Stevie of course, standing on a  rusty rake and busting his toe.

We call Tevez - 'shark attack'
and I suppose he looks like a fat little seal also

@ fat little seal.

This is one pretty harsh thread, Lescott's a good player anyway