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      Jabba
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      Reply #30: Aug 23, 2006 12:29:59 pm
      I heard about £300 million.

      But isn't that like a days pay for Roman,
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      Reply #31: Aug 23, 2006 03:32:31 pm
      Quote from: "Jabba"
      I heard about £300 million.
       :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
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      Reply #32: Aug 28, 2006 10:00:20 pm
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      Up sh*t creek.

       i agree  2 :)
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      The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #33: Sep 27, 2007 08:25:48 pm
      Thought I would throw this one in for the Mods/Admin to ponder over...

      Plastic money, play-acting players, fair-weather fans; they deserve our contempt.

      Chelsea charged over Man Utd game (BBC Link)

      No charges for Captain Chavski tho. Referee cock-up in failing to report him, or FA favouritism?
      « Last Edit: Sep 27, 2007 10:27:03 pm by JD, Reason: It\'s official! »
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #34: Sep 27, 2007 10:28:28 pm
      John Terry grabs the refs red card. Included in the referee's match report. Not sanctioned by the FA. England captain.

      All seems totally above board to me.  :f_tongueincheek:
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      Reply #35: Sep 28, 2007 11:26:56 am
      The fact that terry dosen't get charge is once again is beyond me. I also remember that chelsea was warned about further incidents last time, and still no change or improvement so what now...an other warning with a £10.000 fine?...how many time  a club have to be charge to fail to control their players before been deducted points?..a good 100 times seems to me.

      chelsea is going down and there are nothing the board can do about it...
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #36: Sep 29, 2007 03:08:46 pm
      as long as roman abromavich is the owner of chelsea, there not getting into too much trouble i can assure you that
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      Reply #37: Sep 29, 2007 05:13:55 pm
      as long as roman abromavich is the owner of chelsea, there not getting into too much trouble i can assure you that

      Meaning?

      Fulham 0 Chelsea 0 , Drogba sent off, Terry gets a fractured cheek bone. "Chelsea were greeted by a chorus of booes at the end" - BBC.

      Nuff said.
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #38: Sep 30, 2007 12:43:52 pm
      no i mean in terms of points deducted. in terms of football there f*cked ;D
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      Reply #39: Oct 01, 2007 07:53:31 am
      chelsea have lost the plot...their body language when they play is poor, and not the chelsea we love to hate.
      avram grant would have to be one of the biggest dudd coaches i have seen....he doesnt have the players respect and it seems as though the players cant be bothered anymore...
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      Reply #40: Oct 01, 2007 01:35:52 pm
      chelsea have lost the plot...their body language when they play is poor, and not the chelsea we love to hate.
      avram grant would have to be one of the biggest dudd coaches I have seen....he doesnt have the players respect and it seems as though the players cant be bothered anymore...

      The words 'Nail on Head' come to mind there scouser_10  ;) :D
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      Reply #41: Oct 01, 2007 04:10:30 pm
      haha thanks smigger....i cant wait to play them again though, we're going to kick their a****!!!!!!
      apparently fat frank, john terry and drogba were close buddies with mourihno....i reckon expect a move from them in the next season....
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      Reply #42: Oct 01, 2007 04:12:06 pm
      Yeah the team is starting to fray at the seams already, wonder how long Abramovich will stick it out ?   :D
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      Reply #43: Oct 01, 2007 04:27:49 pm
      abramovich is a dudd as well.....instead of creating a long term future for the club that he supposedly 'loves', he opted for short-term (2-3 years) of success...and honestly, with the team they had, they couldnt even win champions league- courtesy of US!!!!! All that money is wasted, as chelsea are on their way down...if you love a club, you invest in its long term future and what titles they'll be winning then...
      It's okay though, they'll get relegated to the Coca Cola championship......who knows, maybe they'll jon the Fanta league next along side Leeds untd hehehe
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      Reply #44: Oct 01, 2007 06:05:17 pm
      Lol Fanta league.

      does anyone no that if abromavich leaves chelsea, and maybe they pay in monthly installments for some players, is it abromavich or chelsea who ow that money, cos if its chelsea and they have no owner, what can happen i can only image the smile i would have on my face if it did.
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #45: Oct 01, 2007 08:02:02 pm
      Chelsea lose a few more games, end of season finish 6th and they've had it.

      Joe Cole goes back to West Ham
      Didier Drogba signs for Real Madrid
      Michael Essien signs for Juventus
      Andriy Shevchenko signs for Cardiff City
      Ricardo Carvalho signs for Valencia
      John Terry stays at Chelsea, so does Lampard

      Season after Chelsea get relegated
      Season after that Roman leaves and Chelsea are in administration
      Season after that Chelsea are in the same league as Leeds United
      Season after that Chelsea don't exist, they are now called AFC Chelsea and their ground is situated in Streatham

      And life goes on....
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      Reply #46: Oct 01, 2007 08:18:12 pm
      I'd be tempted to take that Joe Cole off their hands - even if I do hate his guts.

      But then I remember that website he used to have  (now taken down)

      And common sense prevails..
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      Reply #47: Oct 02, 2007 02:09:48 am
      does anyone no that if abromavich leaves chelsea, and maybe they pay in monthly installments for some players, is it abromavich or chelsea who ow that money, cos if its chelsea and they have no owner, what can happen I can only image the smile I would have on my face if it did.

      I think it depends on how much abramovich owns....im not sure what the rulling is in the UK, but in Australia if an someone owns 49% or more of a business/franchise, they are fully liable....but in this case, i guess chelsea will have to find a new owner, or depending on what was stated in his contract...
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      Reply #48: Oct 02, 2007 02:35:29 am
      I'd be tempted to take that Joe Cole off their hands - even if I do hate his guts.

      But then I remember that website he used to have  (now taken down)

      How embarrassing was that?!!! He might as well of set up a Facebook page cos his site was sh*te! Very amateur!
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      Reply #49: Oct 02, 2007 04:22:51 pm
      Hahaha....facebook :):):) great call red1028!!!!

      I never rated joe cole that much....i hate those useless and pointless step-overs he does which get him nowhere....
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #50: Oct 03, 2007 06:49:00 pm
      Chelsea lose a few more games, end of season finish 6th and they've had it.

      Andriy Shevchenko signs for Cardiff City

      And life goes on....

      ;D i dont think Cardiff will take him
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #51: Oct 03, 2007 08:14:43 pm
      Goal!

      Valencia 1-0 Chelsea

      Poxy bas**rds have equalised with an own goal 1-1.
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #52: Oct 05, 2007 08:41:43 pm
      A look-a-like. ;D ;D

      I know it doesn't look clear, but just click on it and it will.
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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #53: Oct 06, 2007 01:42:25 pm
      does anyone no that if abromavich leaves chelsea, and maybe they pay in monthly installments for some players, is it abromavich or chelsea who ow that money, cos if its chelsea and they have no owner, what can happen i can only image the smile i would have on my face if it did.

      I remember reading somewhere that Abramovich isn't actually spending his money at Chelsea, he's loaning it to the company that owns the club (of which he is a director). I'm no expert on the legalities, but I'm pretty sure this means that he can pull out & the club will still owe him the money they've spent. Either way Chelsea are gonna be fu**ed the day he goes.
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      Reply #54: Oct 06, 2007 03:51:36 pm
      and that day shall be know as quite simply "the greatest day ever" :D
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      Reply #55: Oct 11, 2007 03:27:50 pm
      Says it all really.....
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      Reply #56: Oct 18, 2007 05:06:43 pm
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7051285.stm

      Drogba 'wants to leave Chelsea'

      Didier Drogba is unhappy at Chelsea and wants to leave the club, according to France Football magazine.
      In an interview due to be published on Friday, the Ivory Coast star, 29, says morale at Stamford Bridge has plummeted since former boss Jose Mourinho left.

      "I want to leave Chelsea. Something is broken with Chelsea," Drogba said.

      "The damage has been big in the dressing room because we know who caused Mourinho's departure. Nothing can stop me from leaving now."

      France Football is a well-established magazine in France that awards the Ballon d'Or for the European Footballer of the Year.

      Drogba joined Chelsea from Marseille for £24m in July 2004 and has been the subject of regular speculation since then despite a prolific record with the Blues.

      He signed a new four-year deal in November 2006 but told the BBC the following month that he had considered leaving the previous summer in the wake of Chelsea's second successive league title.

      In the interview Drogba is quoted as saying he wanted an even earlier exit and will not change his mind even if the club make high-profile signings next summer.

      Drogba says Barcelona, Real Madrid, AC Milan or Inter Milan would be his preferred destination.

      "Since the day I arrived, I wanted to leave Chelsea and then again every summer," he says.

      "I know that Ronaldinho and Kaka are linked to come next season but even that won't change my mind."

      Chelsea have yet to make any comment on the situation.



      Well who would have thought? Their best striker wants to jump ship! This season gets better and better for the chavs doesn't it.

      I wont miss his cheating attitude if he goes but there's been times when I've admired his ability.
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      Reply #57: Oct 18, 2007 06:00:26 pm
      Let's hope he's the first of many. :D
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      Reply #58: Oct 19, 2007 12:30:05 am
      First of many indeed!! But I think he's been instrumental in their recent success. I reckon he's been involved in a good few one nil wins for them in the league?....

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      Re: The Official Crappy Chelski Thread
      Reply #59: Oct 23, 2007 12:53:05 pm
      A few Chelsea jokes.

      Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
      A: A Problem.

      Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
      A: An even bigger problem.

      Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
      A: Problem solved


      Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
      A. So they know which end to wipe!




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