Unlikely lines to hear at Anfield

This is the same as in Mock the Week.

Our first topic is:

Unlikely lines to hear at at Anfield

it's scenes from a hat off "who's line is it anyway" which by the way is a better show than mock the week

anyway unlikely lines to hear at Anfield. "This is Anfield - Home of Thomas Hicks"

'Can you please stand up. You lot sitting down are making the atmosphere sh*t'

"The ticket office is now being manned by 250 staff, so ring at your leisure"   



P.S  Love that programme Mock the Week 

"The ticket office is now being manned by 250 staff, so ring at your leisure"  



P.S  Love that programme Mock the Week 

Sorry Smigger I avoid it, in an episode the question, "How do you cut the crime rate ?" was asked... the answer..."Put a wall around LIVERPOOL", I have not changed chanels so quickly in my life.

Sorry Smigger I avoid it, in an episode the question, "How do you cut the crime rate ?" was asked... the answer..."Put a wall around LIVERPOOL", I have not changed chanels so quickly in my life.

Which so called comic said that RedPuppy ?  I missed that one

Sorry Smigger I avoid it, in an episode the question, "How do you cut the crime rate ?" was asked... the answer..."Put a wall around LIVERPOOL", I have not changed chanels so quickly in my life.

I hope you weren't offended by that mate. Those "jokes" are so old now that they really shouldn't bother people. They're actually laughable now because of the patheticness of the joke.

" For any Mancs attending the game, F**k OFF".

"The player coming off is Dirk Kuyt..."

"The player coming off is Dirk Kuyt..."

"The player coming on is David Silva..."

"and the Kop are singing Blue Moon"

"And for today's half-time entertainment, Tom Hicks will take a penalty in front of The Kop"

"this is the last ever game at the current Anfield because next season Liverpool will be playing in their new stadium"

"Jamie Carragher has bagged his 2nd of the game"

"The club have decided not to release a new shirt this summer"

bluenoses are not bitter after all

"our new home kit will be blue"

"Can we now have a round of applause for Sir Richard Parry"

rick parry will be resigning

"And the player coming on number 6, Gareth Barry"

"The game's about to start, just take your pint with you"

"Harry Kewell has re-signed"

"As the new owners of Liverpool Football Club take their place in the Directors Box, we welcome DIC to Anfield"