"And now for us to finally unveil Liverpool's manager... Roy Keane! His first signings are bringing back his best friends and old Liverpool favourites... Djibrel Cisse and El Hadj Diouf!"
"And we would like to introduce the first Dancing On Ice live at Anfield and here is Tod Carty to perform his signature double backflip!"
Song from the Kop:
"We all dream of a team of Harry Kewells,
A team of Harry Kewells,
A team of Harry Kewell..."
"And here comes the introduction of new signings of Cristiano Ronaldo, Peter Schmeichael and David Beckham"
"And the new sponsorship deal is with AIG sponsorship"
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