Unlikely lines to hear at Anfield

Alex Ferguson is Rafa's new assistant manager!

Number 4, Sami Hyypia!

Could Mr. Smith please contact your nearest police officer/steward, your car stereo has been handed in.

My Lords Ladies and Gentlemen... its the Hardest Men in Football Contest !! In the Red Corner representing Liverpool FC the one and only Anfield Iron....... Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Tommy Smith !! and in the Red Manc corner the one and only Roy Keaa..n!!! Where the f*ck has Roy K got to ??

Ladies and gentlemen... Its offical Roy Keane has left Anfield..... !!

Unlikely line to hear at Anfield is.. WE CANNOT DO IT!

'Would you believe it it's a hatrick for jamie carragher'

oh my goodness that is absolutely amazing, lucas has done a robbie fowler and scored a hat-trick in 4 minutes

even more amazing

lucas scores.........full stop

Great corner from Gerrard and Liverpool score! Wait, is that Rafa scoring the goal?

"just look at reina's afro, what a sight!"

oh my goodness that is absolutely amazing, lucas has done a robbie fowler and scored a hat-trick in 4 minutes

even more amazing

lucas scores.........full stop

Scored past Newcastle last week

Jamie Carragher is Liverpool's top goalscorer followed by Lucas.

Everton are NOT obsessed with Liverpool

You have to hand it Man U they've really won the league on merit this year. No dodgy decisions and they've had to beat difficult opposition every game. No one has given up against them or rolled over easily.