How's the weather?

According to my weather app - It's like a meh... kinda day. But you can change it with a smile Or drugs.

The weather has been like how i like my women, wet and wild

The weather has been like how i like my women, wet and wild

Ha ha ha....is that right hun  It's been bloody cold, I know that much, had one of those days when I haven't been able to get warm, roll on the Spring xx

Fed up of this cold weather now. Going out in the morning and instantly having nipples that could cut glass isn't a good start to the day. Surely it should be summer by now?!

Fed up of this cold weather now. Going out in the morning and instantly having nipples that could cut glass isn't a good start to the day. Surely it should be summer by now?!

You should move to Florida...it's always summer here.

You should move to Florida...it's always summer here.

They also have Floridian Man. The year in, year out favourites for the Darwinian Awards.

They also have Floridian Man. The year in, year out favourites for the Darwinian Awards.

Natural selection...the strong survive and all that. Besides...I'm sure there are some stupid people in Liverpool too...I mean they built a stadium and fill it with blue noses every weekend

Ha ha ha....is that right hun  It's been bloody cold, I know that much, had one of those days when I haven't been able to get warm, roll on the Spring xx

yeah this cold weather is much better than the constant rain but my knee aches like hell.

It's just started lightly snowing here in Greater Manchester.

It's cold and bitter here at the moment.

Update: F***ing sh*te.

Black clouds thicker than a brickies jam buttie and I've got to walk home from a brewery tour in 4 hrs !!

Sitting in three lanes of standing traffic on the m67 out of manc land surrounded by 3-4 inches of snow and mancs. Don't know what's worse.

At least you are heading out of Manc land I suppose?

Sitting in three lanes of standing traffic on the m67 out of manc land surrounded by 3-4 inches of snow and mancs. Don't know what's worse.

Ah well, been here an hour, can't last much longer eh?

That motorway is shocking for queues even in nice weather Ian and seeing as both Woodhead and Snake pass are closed today the traffic has nowhere to go.

A bit of snow and everyone in britain starts shitting themselves

My first delivery was only half a mile from the end of the 67, got here, along with six inches of snow and unloaded and now I'm stuck, can't go back cos I'm spinning even with the diff locked and can't go forwards cos it's an incline and I can't go forwards cos cars are slipping everywhere trying to drive around and if i start slipping I'll take every parked car with me on the way down.

Fun times.

Get ya snow chains on and wipe them all out mate 

Just seen a lwb tranny van do a 360 in front of me, it was like torville and F***ing dean but better.

It's stopped snowing in Standish now.

Just seen a lwb tranny van do a 360 in front of me, it was like torville and f**king dean but better.

a tranny van, was it wearing stockings and suspenders ?

I said to the depot if they authorised me to go for It i will, they sh*t out, booooo!

Spoilsports!

Driving through a blizzard on my way back from Scotland, nice.

When did mother nature decide that cramming four seasons into every month was the way to go?

Cow.

Month?

I've had all 4 in one day and its only 12.04

Driving through a blizzard on my way back from Scotland, nice.

When did mother nature decide that cramming four seasons into every month was the way to go?

Cow.

Came through one on woodhead yesterday afternoon Ian.  Bonkers isn't it!

A work colleague called the weather bipolar, pretty good description to me.

Bought an ice cream to eat in the baking sun yesterday and by the time I was finished it was snowing