World To End On Wednesday (tomorrow)

Does the bible or something say 'that man will destroy its self'?

That could well happen today, although i bloody well hope not!

The world could end and it would all be the fault of scientists trying to split an atom in Switzerland.   

Well if it does happen, a least the mancs won't have caught up with our 18 leagues.

Been nice chatting  :action-smiley-065:

I think that 'man will destroy itself' bit is probably more applicable to global warming, killing off rain forests and general environmental unpleasantries!

Or a Swiss professor trying to play God! Either way! :

IMO it is just a load of bollocks because why would they risk the entire planet on something they don't have to do? 

Whilst I don't think the world will end this morning (fingers crossed!  ), scientists have actually done experiments in the past where they believed they might actually destroy the planet.

The Manhattan Project during the Second World War led to the creation of the first atom bomb. Prior to the detonation (codenamed Trinity), the scientists had a little lottery between themselves to guess what would happen (quote from Wiki):

The observers set up betting pools on the results of the test. Predictions ranged from zero, a complete dud, to 18 kilotons of TNT, to destruction of the state of New Mexico, to ignition of the atmosphere and incineration of the entire planet. This last result had been calculated to be almost impossible, although for a while it caused some of the scientists some anxiety.

Whilst it sounds a bit X-Files, you should never underestimate the stupidity of the US Government!


The Trinity explosion, 0.016 seconds after detonation. The cloud is about 200 metres wide. Bet they were shitting themselves then!

Damn spewing the world will come to an end I never made love to a black chick 

On that note us Aussies can be so stupid sometimes;

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24324047-5014239,00.html

Does anyone know what happens (predictively of course) if you were to be sucked into a black hole? (please, no double entendres)

I thought you had been the Grafton on a November Friday night Ken?

As the world is ending

Awoke today to announce to my Mrs that this morning the big bang would take place only to be told ‘don’t flatter yourself', so with that in mind.

1. Wash the dishes yourself love, and Im not hanging any washing out.
2. I won’t be returning my book Social etiquette by Joey Barton to the library.
3. The provident man can go and swing for his £200 interest on a £50 loan!
4.I have released all our pets into the wild although granted I don’t know how long a cyclet from the waters of the Amazon will last in a toilet with blue loo in it.
5. To my friends on the forum, I never liked you anyway and I am in fact a deluded Scunthorpe fan just looking for someone to chat with.
6. To Sharon my girlfriend when I was sixteen I was seeing your mate behind your back and to be honest me and Robert remain good friends to this day.
7. To my boss I bloody hate this job and have subsidised my wage by downloading films for the Chinese to flog round pubs.


Goodbye to you all see you on the other side, have to go its big bang time!

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I thought you had been the Grafton on a November Friday night Ken?

As the world is ending

Awoke today to announce to my Mrs that this morning the big bang would take place only to be told ‘don’t flatter yourself', so with that in mind.

1. Wash the dishes yourself love, and Im not hanging any washing out.
2. I won’t be returning my book Social etiquette by Joey Barton to the library.
3. The provident man can go and swing for his £200 interest on a £50 loan!
4.I have released all our pets into the wild although granted I don’t know how long a cyclet from the waters of the Amazon will last in a toilet with blue loo in it.
5. To my friends on the forum, I never liked you anyway and I am in fact a deluded Scunthorpe fan just looking for someone to chat with.
6. To Sharon my girlfriend when I was sixteen I was seeing your mate behind your back and to be honest me and Robert remain good friends to this day.
7. To my boss I bloody hate this job and have subsidised my wage by downloading films for the Chinese to flog round pubs.


Goodbye to you all see you on the other side, have to go its big bang time!

I thought I would spend my final moments on LFCREDS.  But is this turning in to a final confession booth? 

For maybe, my last time.    I'm on the fence about this, but I'll let you know if I start floating out of my chair. 

It's meant to take place after 9 this morning.  Well so Radio City said anyway.

Nice to see you back Court..........Missed you !!!!


Well its after nine, and I'm still here and so are you 

And nothing looks any different to me, surprise, surprise 

5. To my friends on the forum, I never liked you anyway and I am in fact a deluded Scunthorpe fan just looking for someone to chat with.

I just knew there was something odd about you Glenbuck, I could never put my finger on it till now 

Oh crap I'm still here!... just when I thought we might get the afternoon off.

I just knew there was something odd about you Glenbuck, I could never put my finger on it till now 

There is something odd about me but my surgeon is hopefull he can correct it

There is something odd about me but my surgeon is hopefull he can correct it

The question is? Will I be able to put my finger on it

By the way  What's with the avatar pic 

The question is? Will I be able to put my finger on it

By the way  What's with the avatar pic 

I dont know, its October we are meant to be out isnt it? :

My avatar is because I have got bored looking for an ideal Reds pic, and also because our younger viewers havent got a clue who he is (Do you know who he is? )

I dont know, its October we are meant to be out isnt it? :

My avatar is because I have got bored looking for an ideal Reds pic, and also because our younger viewers havent got a clue who he is (Do you know who he is? )

Can't wait   

" I hate you Butler"

"Get that bloody bus out"

 

Can't remember his name, but it is from On the Buses, loved it as a kid!

Can't remember his name, but it is from On the Buses, loved it as a kid!

"Blakey"!

"Blakey"!

Well remembered Ayrton   

That's the one Ayrton.

Purely for your forward planning needs...
The first couple of months after todays switch on will be used purely for training the machine and getting the particles whizzing in straight lines - THEN they'll start letting them hit each other, but only a little bit at a time. We won't get the really big collisions for at least a year, maybe two.
(Taken from one of the scientists talking on BBC Radio 4 earlier).
It's ok guys and girls, you have at least one more year left on this planet!

it's the end of the world as we know it - REM (oops wrong thread)

it's the end of the world as we know it - REM (oops wrong thread)

Bunch of dickheads. If they prove they are right and the world ends, your dead so thats pointless.

Nerds given too much freedom and money if you ask me.

I thought you had been the Grafton on a November Friday night Ken?

I'd say that's more along the lines of the Crab Nebula, wouldn't you mate? 

Lots of people in school were talking about it, and my Physics teacher tried explaining this thing to us!!

I still don't quite understand it, but we're still here now!! So it hasn't gone wrong....yet!! 

Lots of people in school were talking about it, and my Physics teacher tried explaining this thing to us!!

I still don't quite understand it, but we're still here now!! So it hasn't gone wrong....yet!! 

Aparently it's like smashing two mince pies together and seeing what remains after the collision? That's what I heard on the news this morning anyway Bpatel. 

Aparently it's like smashing two mince pies together and seeing what remains after the collision? That's what I heard on the news this morning anyway Bpatel. 

Yeah, that's basically it in simpler terms!!

Apparently if this works, then that could bring us a step closer to finding a cure for cancer, and of course finding out how the universe was created.

I think it's pretty cool, but that's probably me being quite geeky!