What would you ask Rafa?

I've got us to beat the scum 2 - 1 in the fantasy league.  Can you sort it for me please.

I'd add about 50 questions into one.

Why dont you smack Parry, why do you choose Kuyt, why did you pay that much for Keane, why is Arby still in the side, who were all the players at the top of your list, where would Barry have played, why no other winger, if you got Kuyt on the wing then surely i'm good enough - can i have a crack and you can pay me with buckets of chicken, why the bloody hell do you have a goatee?

Do you think you might have misunderstood the kids when they asked for a pet Goatee?

That is class

I would ask him why don't you knock out that pr**k Rick Parry?

i would ask when are u gunna tell the press wat u really think of the wankers running are club

I would ask "what do you really think of rick parry?"

I ask him when that Goatie is going as it is standing in way of silverware?

Why you don't make subbstitutions before the 74th minute?

What are you doing in Ireland when the match is today rafa?

Id ask him for a free season ticket for life ( nice ).

"is dirk really your love child?

i'd go for "did donrafael really buy you that tie?"

 

" So you and Tom and George get along quite well then? "

what exactly does babel have to do to get a game...?

or

voronin... why?

"there is 1% fat in pepsi diet, they get the 99% out of it, so whats up with the last little b***ard?"

Is Arbeloa your nephew or something?

"Is Kuyt really that good in bed..."?

Stole mine!

I'd ask him has he been in Dubai lately??

on a scale of 1-10 how good looking am i

'Why don't you just register and stop lurking on the board?'

'Can't you have all the team practising putting the ball in the net?'

What do you think of my new pink phone?

Ever considered a Keegan style afro, facial hair and short shorts combo?

Hola' mate, bueno dias. Como  esta'? 
Kuyt, Pennant, Benayon, Babel,... Keane !! ¿Por favor dígame por qué usted ellos nos ofrecen la anchura?
Hasta luego la. 

Translated:
Hello mate, good morning. How are ye?
Kuyt, Pennant, Benayon, Babel....Keane !! Why do you think that these players offer us width ?
See you later la.