After a very stressful weekend and a death threat from MsGerrard to the brains behind this operation the LFCReds School was back. The headmaster took the morning assembly.
JD: "Welcome back for another week boys and girls. I'm sorry about the trip being cancelled but somebody had other plans that were obviously too important. Anyway I promise you a school trip this week and it'll be to Knowsley Safari Park. That's not till Friday though, before then you've got a hard week of education coming your way. Now as Sunday's are part of your weekend there'll be no lessons today, just a recreational day for you to know each other a bit better as well getting to know your teachers a bit better. It's a huge part of your education here. Being able to interact with one another. So brush up on your social skills and get to know as many new people as possible.
The assembly finished and it was time for the interacting to begin.
Crouchinho: "Hi mate."
AussieRed: "Hi."
Crouchinho: "Do you like rolos?"
AussieRed: "Not really, why?"
Crouchinho: "I was going to trade you a packet for your mars bar."
AussieRed: "No thanks."
Crouchinho: "Please, I really like mars bars."
AussieRed: "I think not mate. Maybe two packets of rolos and a twix."
Crouchinho: "F**k off. A twix is worth a yorkie of anybody's chocolate."
AussieRed: "No you only get a yorkie for a packet of crisp."
Crouchinho: "I've got prawn cocktail. I'll trade you them and one packet of rolos for the mars."
AussieRed: "Done."
The two completed the exchange while other conversations began to blossom.
7kk7: "So what's your number then?"
Bpatel: "I'm not telling you I don't even know you."
7kk7: "Don't worry you will by the end of the night."
Bpatel: "Get away."
7kk7: "Your loss. You're losing out on a stud."
Shay: "What made you go into teaching sir?"
Ayrton: "None of your buisness."
Shay: "You always that snappy?"
Ayrton: "Don't you have something better to do?"
Shay: "Probably."
Ayrton: "Well I suggest you go and do it before I lose my temper."
aw1: "It was in the bog last time I saw it sir."
Ayrton: "Excuse me?"
aw1: "Your tenner, it was in the bog before. Don't worry though I've already spent it."
Ayrton: "I said temper not tenner. Now go away."
Semple: "Were you disappointed we didn't get to go the museum sir?"
RedKenny: "Not really, it'll of brought to many bad memories back."
Semple: "How do you mean sir?"
RedKenny: "I've already lived through a war."
HUYTON RED: "You being serious sir?"
RedKenny: "Yes, it was called marriage."
The crowd that was gathered, sighed and started laughing.
Reslivo: "Do you want an apple?"
MsG: "I'm not allowed any treats today because of my death threat to DLS."
Reslivo: "That's awful. Such an innocent lad like that getting threatened. I don't want to talk to you."
aw1: "Don't worry about it girl. Bill's probably writing all sorts about us as we speak."
MsG: "Yeah I suppose. I want to know who grassed me up."
aw1: "Well I'd look no further than Ra Ra. He seems a bit of a teacher's pet to me."
MsG: "You reckon?"
aw1: "Yeah."
MsG: "You on the wall as well?"
aw1: "Yeah I nicked a tenner off Mr Ayrton didn't I."
The two begin laughing.
Billy1: "I wonder if there's life on Mars."
lil cisse: "I expect there is. They've found loads of evidence to support it so we should support the idea as well. I certainly will give my full support until somebody proves otherwise but until that day then the idea has my support. I think it's right to support it don't you? I mean it's our galaxy so we should support it. What else can we do but support the life that lives on Mars. I think it's important to support every little thing about it."
Billy1: "I only asked a simple question."
gareth g: "What happes when you die miss?"
Smiggs: "That's a bit of a morbid question isn't it gareth?"
gareth g: "Well it's going to happe someday and I just want to be ready for it."
Smiggs: "Well I don't know, I've never died."
gareth g: "Don't teacher know everything though?"
Smiggs: "Only the headmaster knows everything.
gareth walks over to JD who is in a conversation with Mr Court and Mr County.
Court: "I vote no."
JD: "But what's the harm in it?"
County_rd: "Apart from possibly killing the bluekipper school?"
JD: "Would they be missed?"
County_rd: "Probably not no."
JD: "Well shall we?"
gareth g: "Excuse Mr JD?"
JD: "Ah gareth just the lad. I want you to go to the bluekipper school and plant this bomb."
gareth does as he's told...later that night Mrs Smigger and Mr JD are talking.
Smiggs: "Did gareth speak to you before?"
JD: "No."
Smiggs: "He wanted to know what happens after death."
JD: "Well if the bomb went off at bluekipper, he should have his answer."
Mrs Smigger looked confused.
7kk7: "This is too F***ing hard."
Venison: "What have you got there?"
7kk7: "Nothing sir."
Venison: "Come on, hand it over."
7kk7: "It's only a psp sir."
Venison: "I don't care. Hand it over."
7-king kenny-7 handed over his psp to Mr Venison who completed the level of "Baywatch" 7kk7 was struggling on before handing the psp back
Venison: "There you go son."
7kk7: "Thanks."
Venison: "Anytime. I must have completed that game about 86 times."
As the conversations continued, Mr JD took the stand on the stage.
JD: "OK silence everyone. This has been a very good excercise and we'll be doing the same every Sunday providing we can find the time and someone to write our lines for us. Hopefully there'll be many more enjoyable nights for this school because it really is a good place to be. Most of you are kind people with a good heart. So providing you stay that way and don't get too confident with your feet under the table, you will always be welcome at this school. Good night."
All: "Good night sir."
The class all made their way to their seperate homes.
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