Champions League Week 2 Games

Well I figured I might as well start this one up as it's going to be a long campaign with a lot of funny results. Take for example, ManUre drawing with Villareal 0-0 at home.

Anyway, I'll be watching one of the games tonight - not sure who, mind. Might be Arse, might be ManUre.

To be honest, I don't think I will watch any, may watch the Manure game if they are loseing but just not arsed about them. Will be watching a game on Thursday though. :

What game's on Thursday?

Standard Liege v BS, (agg 2-2), R1, L2, 18:40, Ch 5, can you guess who I'll be cheering on?

Why, Standard Liege of course - as will I

And me 

Will be flicking between the 2 tonight just to see who's getting beat first 

Walcott and Nasri starting for the Arse then. Hope Porto win, but it's unlikely. Wanna see this "Hulk" guy.

Flick on the Arse match, they got empty seats everywhere!

As i say that, theh Porto lad gets hit right in the man cherries. OUCH!

Very sloppy play by Arse. Giving it away in their own half alot.

Arsenal dont look too comfortable when in possesion. Also what is Cesc doing to his hair, he looks queer

Very sloppy play by Arse. Giving it away in their own half alot.

Shades of the weekend still fresh in their minds. Walcott goes close though. Everytime a team has had a chance so far, poor touches have forcedshots to be mis-queued.

Arsenal dont look too comfortable when in possesion. Also what is Cesc doing to his hair, he looks queer

Trying to look like David Villa/Robert Pires the queer.

Rodriguez hit the bar, great play by Porto

Rodriguez hit the bar, great play by Porto

Van Persie's shot was well saved to before too. End to end stuff.

GRRRRRRRR! David Basheer (commentator here), 'Many thought they outplayed Liverpool before going down 4-2 in the second leg of their quarter final match last campaign.' Yeah they really outplayed us :

GROUP H
BATE Borisov 1-0 Juventus

Anybody who has noticed that Benitez is in the Porto team?

GROUP H
BATE Borisov 1-0 Juventus

Krystev, the Belarussian scores.

Anybody who has noticed that Benitez is in the Porto team?

Brilliantly tackled Walcott before but it seems Theo is getting the better of him now.

Brilliantly tackled Walcott before but it seems Theo is getting the better of him now.

A speedy Walcott must be tough stuff for his old legs...

Satesevich puts BATE 2-0 up against Juve

Lisandro nearly scores but Almunia saves well to his left.

Aalborg down 1-0 thanks to Rooney.

Zenit 1-2 down to Real. Hubocan (og) and RVD score while danny scores for the home side.

Bayern down 0-1 to Lyon.

Arsenal go up 1-0 thanks to Van Persie.

2-1 to BATE over Juve. Iaquinta brings it back to a 1 goal margin for Juve.

2-1 to BATE

Bloody hell, Kolo Toure and Adebayor look like twins.

2-0 to the Arse.

Nasri nutmegs his defender. They are all over Porto now.

Craig Foster, 'Fabregas is along side Pirlo as top 2 central midfielders in the world.'

F**k OFF!!!!!!

Who's Fabregas again? :

Juventus pulled it back to 2-2

Who's Fabregas again? :

Trying to look like David Villa/Robert Pires the queer.

Well done Craig Foster, 'I think he'll bring on Lucho and Hulk...' They're down 2-0 and you think they'll bring on their mifield dynamo and powerful striker do you? Well done to you sir.

'I wont be surprised if they atleast score a goal' I have to stand back and applaud you, you wont be surprised they score after that double sub? Gee Fozzie, earning your paycheck you are.

Bloody hell, 3-0.

The commontators are talking as if Porto have never lost by so many goals.......HELLLOOOOOO we put 4 past them with Torres looking for a hat trick!

I hate the itv commontators with a passion

Walcott misses a sitter.

Walcott has missed an absolute sitter from 6 yards

I hate my family hogging the effkin TV so I have to use shitty streams.

1-1 with Bayern and Lazio. Ze Roberto with the goal.

Nasri misses a great chance. Just couldnt get enough on it.

2-0. Berba for Scum.

Walcott showed some pace then.

Anyone think that Torres or Babel is quicker than him?

Aalborg fu**ed up ... Berba punished them pretty badly. Grumpy git he is, doesn't even celebrate when he scores.

I think both Babel & Torres would keep up with Walcott. ESPN commentator says Ronaldo will be FIFA Player of the Year this year. w**ker.

Hulk on.

Van Persie off for Bendtner.

Nasri off for Eboue.

I think both Babel & Torres would keep up with Walcott. ESPN commentator says Ronaldo will be FIFA Player of the Year this year. w**ker.

Tosser. The tit has played 2 games this season.

That diving b***ard is at it again. I'm sick of him already.

Senna puts Villareal up over Celtic. 1-0.

Penalty to Arse. Looked soft but the ref points to the spot.


4-0. Adebayor slots home after sending Helton the wrong way. Runs off to dance his little jig.

bendtner went down rather easy

bendtner went down rather easy

He has to make up for his last CL performance

Vela streamed through after Fabregas didthe same thing, poor final touch scuffers his chance of scoring and it falls for Bendtner but he looks like a headless chicke and its knocked away 6 feet out.

Porto are shocking, they are making Ass-nal look good

I'm never going to insult Kuyt again, Arse have it way off. Bendtner is a headless chicken.

Ronaldo scuffed a sitter. Less than 6 yards.

Ronaldo scuffed a sitter. Less than 6 yards.

What i love to hear!

ManUre don't have a CL patch, they have some sort of black circle ...

Berba gets his second, yet again fails to celebrate. Smile you grumpy tw*t!

... Actually I don't blame him at all. I wouldn't smile if I played for ManUre. Not that I ever would.

ManUre don't have a CL patch, they have some sort of black circle ...

That represents doom.

Dammit. I take a pee break and Berba scores.

Why is it whenever Aalborg get a shot on target, the commentator says "that's a poor effort, straight at Van der Sar", and when Tevez fires one 100 million yards wide, he says "GOOD EFFORT BY TEVEZ!". Biased commentators piss me off.

Arsenal 4-0 up and their stadium is dead.  Just think how buzzing Anfield would be if we were playing some of the stuff they do.  Can't beat our fans

And Ronaldo just missed one that Torres would easily have scored.

Arsenal 4-0 up and their stadium is dead.  Just think how buzzing Anfield would be if we were playing some of the stuff they do.  Can't beat our fans

True, that! Or our Team

Eboue fell over the ball again tring to do skill, then he tracked all the way back and failed bug time at a tackle so he stayed ssat on the floor and when arsenal when on the attack again he started limping

Why is it whenever Aalborg get a shot on target, the commentator says "that's a poor effort, straight at Van der Sar", and when Tevez fires one 100 million yards wide, he says "GOOD EFFORT BY TEVEZ!". Biased commentators piss me off.

Scum is a feckin worldwide virus.

Arsenal 4-0 up and their stadium is dead.  Just think how buzzing Anfield would be if we were playing some of the stuff they do.  Can't beat our fans

Yeah why is the first home Euro match near empty? I would get to any match i could let alone a Euro match.

Fozzie right up Arsene's arse. He's bringing up these young players blah blah for the future....They havent won a trophy since 2005...the FA Cup! If he's so good at bringing them up then where's the reward you tit head?

It's 'hate Liverpool' season. For them there's no Big 4, there's the Big 3. F**k 'em.

I'm sure Slur Alex can frame this for his oh-so-happy player at his oh-so-wonderful club:

I'm just waiting for them to start on Robbie Keane not scoring his first goal.  They couldn't say anything before because misery arse Berbatov hadn't scored either, but now he's got off the mark, just you watch, the knives will be out.   :

Arsenal 4-0 up and their stadium is dead.  Just think how buzzing Anfield would be if we were playing some of the stuff they do.  Can't beat our fans

Was thinking just the same. Sent my brother (gooner) a text just when the game started, about the attendance... It looked like 3rd round in the norwegian cup..... Poor. And yeah, it was DEAD.

Chelsea drew with Cluj:

GROUP A
FT Bordeaux 1-3 Roma
FT CFR Cluj 0-0 Chelsea

GROUP B
FT Anorthosis Famagusta 3-1 Panathinaikos
FT Inter Milan 1-1 Werder Bremen

GROUP C
Shakhtar Donetsk 1-1 Barcelona
FT Sporting 2-0 Basle

GROUP D
FT Atletico Madrid 2-1 Marseille
FT Liverpool 3-1 PSV

I'm just waiting for them to start on Robbie Keane not scoring his first goal.  They couldn't say anything before because misery arse Berbatov hadn't scored either, but now he's got off the mark, just you watch, the knives will be out.   :

they can shove their knives up their arse now 

chelsea dropped points just like they will at the weekend

We so need to buy Messi.....He is pure class, scored in the last few seconds or so to save Barca's bacon.

Week 3

10 mins as clockwork and the united fans sang we won it three times..........

Also Celtic singing a version of campione, getting us back for FOAR!!

Arsenal 2 up against Fenerbache

United have yet another thing go their way, Berbatov was offside!

Goal I take it .. ?

Was expecting a whistle.
 
They will score again, I don't think Celtic are good enough.

Anyone watching Arsenal, now 3-1 up in Turkey

Ref in the manc game is having a blinder tonight

Two goals should of been offside given, one goal ruled offside, that should of been given.

Arsenal pissing it 4-1 now.

Cracking goal by Del Piero in the 1st half.
I could have been at the stadium

Juve 2 - Real 0

I'll bite and ask why aren't you?

Just seen a bit then, ruud pulling one back, now back to watching the Celtic fans annoy the natives of manchester, oh..................