A user just left this on the site - thought I would share it with you in the forum
To the tune of scouser tommy…Can i tell you a story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks of knowsley
where only the cattle do roam
They were banished to a lower division
Had know hope of seeing far foreign lands
the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands
Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian bas**rds
where scrapping over the last bun
As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said
” Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter bas**rds
cause we’ve never been that good.
We support a team thats dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause thats were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off
