Would love to see a video of him yesterday at his gaff.
Picture the scene - mothers day at Slur Fergies.
Liverpool 1 - 0 - Mrs Fergies roasties thrown all over the ceiling.
Liverpool 2 - 0 - Tumbler of his favourite whiskey thrown at the TV
Liverpool 3 - 0 - Carrots & green beans spat all over the table as he rants it's not a penalty.
Half time - struts and paces round his bar in the front room mumbling bullshit to himself.
Liverpool 4 - 0 - His Farah pants are drenched in Whiskey as he is enraged at the free kick.
Liverpool 5 - 0 - Chewing gum spat out and trod all over the carpet.
Full time - Big red whiskey nose glowing, chunnering on to himself, poor old Mrs Fergie thinking
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