Who's the biggest pie eater on the forum?

Anyone with BMI over 29 is obiese. The thing is, while im still young i will eat what i want but when i get older then i will cut down. Seein as mine is 22 that is the middle of average which im happy with but Crouch is on border line to being underweight.. imagine how good he could be if he built up some leg & neck muscles

Anyone with BMI over 29 is obiese. The thing is, while im still young I will eat what I want but when I get older then I will cut down. Seein as mine is 22 that is the middle of average which im happy with but Crouch is on border line to being underweight.. imagine how good he could be if he built up some leg & neck muscles

i wouldn't call myself obese, a little overweight perhaps! all i've got is a bit of a beer gut! i eat quite healthily, exercise regularly & also have a physical job. the beer gut came from just that - a fondness of the amber nectar! anyway, who wants to be average?! if everyone was average, we'd all be the same & where's the fun in that?!

I wouldn't call myself obese, a little overweight perhaps! all I've got is a bit of a beer gut! I eat quite healthily, exercise regularly & also have a physical job. the beer gut came from just that - a fondness of the amber nectar! anyway, who wants to be average?! if everyone was average, we'd all be the same & where's the fun in that?!

mate if everyone was average then the chavs would have won a european cup!!

ah Sayers! do I miss Sayers or what? we don't have them up in Cumbria, we have Bells of Lazonby which is similar but nowhere near as good! I remember most of your Cornish pasty filling usually ended up in the bottom of the bag! anyway C-H, by my reckoning, your feeble 29 puts you in 4th behind Glenbuck (30.6), Molby (32.6) & my mammoth (although well proportioned!) 34.1. good luck with those pies mate!!

sh*t!!!!! it looks like I'm only fighting for a Champions League place this season! Although I'm not one to make excusses I am at a slight disadvantage as I'm only 4' 6" tall!

"The BMI is meant to broadly categorise populations for purely statistical purposes. As noted, its accuracy in relation to actual levels of body fat is easily distorted by such factors as fitness level, muscle mass, bone structure, gender, and ethnicity. People who are mesomorphic tend to have higher BMI numbers than people who are endomorphic, because they have greater bone mass and greater muscle mass, respectively, than do endomorphic individuals."

Can i help being big boned and mesomorphic ?

"The BMI is meant to broadly categorise populations for purely statistical purposes. As noted, its accuracy in relation to actual levels of body fat is easily distorted by such factors as fitness level, muscle mass, bone structure, gender, and ethnicity. People who are mesomorphic tend to have higher BMI numbers than people who are endomorphic, because they have greater bone mass and greater muscle mass, respectively, than do endomorphic individuals."

Can I help being big boned and mesomorphic ?

The adjective mesomorphic has one meaning: (anatomy) having a robust muscular body-build characterized by predominance of structures (bone and muscle and connective tissue) developed from the embryonic mesodermal layer

that's what it is then! the next time I get called a fat tw*t (as I was last night at 7-a-side, when I kicked my much younger, fitter & better looking opposite number to prevent him from running rings round me!), I'll just explain that I'm not fat, I'm just mesomorphic!

that's what  it is then! the next time I get called a fat tw*t (as I was last night at 7-a-side, when I kicked my much younger, fitter & better looking opposite number to prevent him from running rings round me!), I'll just explain that I'm not fat, I'm just mesomorphic!

Just tell him something similar to what Materazzi said to Zidane. If you can take the hit, 7 a side becomes 7v6. Doubt he'd mention the fat word around you again

Smigger - three posts in the topic.  No figures posted.....

Smigger - three posts in the topic.  No figures posted.....

Diet still underway !!   

Diet still underway !!  

Then you should post before figures and after diet figures. 

Then you should post before figures and after diet figures. 

Not a chance till I look like this 

Kelly Brook.
So your aiming to look like that?

Not a chance till I look like this 

Liverpool will have won 74 European cups by then   

Not a chance till I look like this 

Smigger !! You could have posted us the full size pic!

Liverpool will have won 74 European cups by then   

You might get a surprise one day   

Kelly Brook.
So your aiming to look like that?

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

You might get a surprise one day   

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

My god you must've been the girl I was chatting up in Flannagans with the Liverpool jersey on.      Looks just like you in the picture 

You might get a surprise one day   

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

Smigger

You might get a surprise one day   

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

Smigger if you look like that your going on the hot women thread even if your wearing your vest 

Did you know that Liverpool is the most unhealthy city in England?

Good job you live in LA then eh ?    Nothing like a bag of chips with salt and vinegar, dont know what your missing mate 


 
Just thought I'd bump this up to check on you all !!  How you all doing and whats your BMI now guys ?  I've lost a total of 15lbs up to now, getting more and more like Kelly Brooke by the day     

my B.M.I.=25.4

Come on guys, dont be shy 

mines gone up 
but it's from all those extra pints celebrating our European Cup run 

mines gone up 
but it's from all those extra pints celebrating our European Cup run 

As long as its for a good reason Tommo    God knows what you'll be like by the 23rd May then !! 

Errr.. I have muesli for breakfast, i walk to and from work, i go the gym at least four times a week doing an hours cardio i then have a sauna and go in the steam room. my missus cooks me lovely fat free meals at home. And then on a Saturday night i lob 15 pints of lager down my neck. and for some funny reason my bmi hasn't changed i just cant figure it out? maybe I'm just big boned.