5 things you do ....then it make you realise your getting old

I would firstly like to say, i am disgusted by my generation for demonising the young of this world, even this forum has shown how good the young generation is, granted there is some proper n*b heads in this city but the majority of young people are as normal and well meaning as us, its mainly the ones with the bad parents who fall into the scum bracket.

rant over

1. i now like to cat nap sometimes, wow it is so revitalising
2. im starting to love mellow records like billy joel, and dare i say it, records from my childhood in the 70s
3. bellies got me
4. i like politics of truth
5. not worried about death anymore.

ok name your 5 if you have hit the old wall, im now just over 40 hmmf.

You're on a bummer with this 1 la

You mean to say people dont actually want to admit their getting older......never

Another crazy robbyr thread 

Could only think of 4 for now...might add one later ( I've forgotten the 5th one  )

1. Like to have a nice nap before I do afternoon shift.

2. Get the missus to colour in my grey hairs if and when I get them 

3. Don't roll my Joints as big as I used to. 

4. Hardly ever drink because it takes me 2-3 days to recover after a bender.

5.

1.Slow down in work
2.Go for long walks
3.Look for holidays to chill out
4.Drink less beer and last the pace
5.Go to bed earlier

There's more but can't be bothered oh well!

1.  Don't buy 4" killer heels anymore 

2.  Like going to bed early

3.  Don't drink half as much as I used to  ( as Aussie said, takes 3 days to get over  )

4.  Rather have brown bread than white 

5.  More aches and pains 

Hmmm...

1. Sometimes go to bed before 9pm in the week if work has really knackered me.
2. Belly hasn't got me, but I have to watch what I eat very carefully.
3. Rarely drink nowadays.
4. My kids seem to be growing before my very eyes.
5. Drive cautiously instead of really fast to economise petrol and look after the car.

5 reasons why I prefer my current age:

1. Don't get totally hammered every weekend and wonder if I did anything embarrasing the following morning as I can't remember.
2. Thanks to my job I'm way fitter than I was 10 years ago.
3. I take better care of my appearance and dress sense than I used to.
4. Get more compliments from women on my looks than I used to, must be that whole maturity thing.
5. My kids, who make me smile every day.

 I am 70 but do not feel old is that wrong, the 5 things i like to do are as follows
   1/ I like to get 8 hours sleep each night.
   2/ I like to go for a 10 kilometre bike ride 3 times a week depending on weather.-to keep fit.
   3/Take my dog for a walk 2or3 times a week.-to keep the dog fit.
   4/Watch the MIGHTY REDS on the tv live, that gives me so much enjoyment.
   5/I enjoy picking vegies out the garden that i have grown.
    Talking about age reminds me of Bob Hope when he was asked who would want to live to be a hundred,Bob Hope replied  someone who is 99.

I am 70 but do not feel old is that wrong, the 5 things I like to do are as follows
   1/ I like to get 8 hours sleep each night.
   2/ I like to go for a 10 kilometre bike ride 3 times a week depending on weather.-to keep fit.
   3/Take my dog for a walk 2or3 times a week.-to keep the dog fit.
   4/Watch the MIGHTY REDS on the tv live, that gives me so much enjoyment.
   5/I enjoy picking vegies out the garden that I have grown.
    Talking about age reminds me of Bob Hope when he was asked who would want to live to be a hundred,Bob Hope replied  someone who is 99.

Wow Billy that's actually great! I mean your sense of optimism 

I am 70 but do not feel old is that wrong, the 5 things I like to do are as follows
   1/ I like to get 8 hours sleep each night.
   2/ I like to go for a 10 kilometre bike ride 3 times a week depending on weather.-to keep fit.
   3/Take my dog for a walk 2or3 times a week.-to keep the dog fit.
   4/Watch the MIGHTY REDS on the tv live, that gives me so much enjoyment.
   5/I enjoy picking vegies out the garden that I have grown.
    Talking about age reminds me of Bob Hope when he was asked who would want to live to be a hundred,Bob Hope replied  someone who is 99.

Bloody Hell Billy, your well fitter than me mate, good on you !!   Old isn't wrong Bill, I wouldn't like to go back too far, maybe into my 30's, I like being older and wiser 

Ha ha ha!, the old "age" thing.


1- use the furniture to help me up when i'm laying on the floor.
2-listen to my bones creak while i'm getting up.
3-say things to the kids like " you wouldn't have done that when i was a lad.
4-book the motor into a garage for repair instead of doing it myself.
5-worry about paying the bills, instead of where my next pint's coming from.

You mean to say people dont actually want to admit their getting older......never

I went the doctors yesterday and I felt old. I was trying to guess whether the doctor was actually the same age as me or whether she was younger!!!

That made me feel old. Doctors are supposed to be old men aren't they? This was a doctor of the nice young female variety!

1 sign is I prefer drinking in proper pubs not clubs/disco bars 

1 sign is I prefer drinking in proper pubs not clubs/disco bars 

Or being offended at the prices these disco clubs charge for a beer these days! 

Or being offended at the prices these disco clubs charge for a beer these days! 

Or being told by a bouncer, that this might not be your sort of gaff!