The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Despite his nationality, one of their exes was overlooked for the Swansea job for a Yank with no experience in the league. He lashed out at them afterwards by saying they didn't meet his ambitions.

Most people knew long before last October, that Swansea can't win the English league or the European Cup. Obviously, he only realised that at the negotiation stage.

This is an absolute beaut 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-rooney-have-been-poisoned-by-the-bum-hair-transplant.422511/page-3#post-19899521

So his head is now officially up his arse.

So his head is now officially up his arse.

 

This is an absolute beaut 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-rooney-have-been-poisoned-by-the-bum-hair-transplant.422511/page-3#post-19899521

Brilliant

https://twitter.com/YoungBaIIer/status/750025233378250752

https://twitter.com/tonybarrett/status/786673146556448768

https://twitter.com/tonybarrett/status/786673146556448768

So glad it never happened!!

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe  4m
35% - Man Utd recorded just 35% possession against Liverpool; their lowest figure in a PL game in Opta's records (2003-present). Passive.

  

Mourinho. 

Not sure they quite understand how the moanyone works over on the caf.

They're all creaming themselves for a job well done, that this is what they expected of him away from home to their rivals but in the next breath saying they'll get the win at the Bridge next week 

If they think he's going to go there and play for a win, they'll be bitterly disappointed.  It'll be more of the same and they could end up with a loss leaving them even further behind 

Jose said we were defensive against them had just 2 shots. What game was he watching? Mr 6-3-1 with 35% of the ball and less shots.

Dumb c**t.

Jose said we were defensive against them had just 2 shots. What game was he watching? Mr 6-3-1 with 35% of the ball and less shots.

Dumb c**t.

I actually think he believes some of the nonsense he comes out with.

He's a F***ing idiot, I would love to bump in to him and put him straight for the sh*t he spouts, it's unbelievable.

I actually think he believes some of the nonsense he comes out with.

He's a f**king idiot, I would love to bump in to him and put him straight for the sh*t he spouts, it's unbelievable.

What drives me mad is that no reporter ever challenges him on that crap.

What drives me mad is that no reporter ever challenges him on that crap.

I know mate, some of the sh*t would be very easy to challenge but they just trip over themselves to declare him 'box office' and whatever else they can think of!

There's desperation in Jose's delusion these days. Compared to the Man Utd of Ferguson to the sort we saw yesterday them the difference is stark. Where they would have played for a win at Anfield in years gone by, they merely played not to lose last night. That this squad cost more than any Ferguson assembled is even more bizarre. I genuinely thought Man Utd would play for a win, capitalising on their height advantage and throwing high balls and set pieces into our defence. But they chose not to do even that!

If anyone was in any doubt that this team is a Hollywood version of a Pulis side then last night banished any.

I give you the worlds most expensive player!


http://www.football365.com/news/paul-pogba-the-ridiculous-statistics

Jose said we were defensive against them had just 2 shots. What game was he watching? Mr 6-3-1 with 35% of the ball and less shots.

Dumb c**t.

....and the BBC Sport/Man U supporters group are going along with the manc bullshit, as said previously if they play like a mid-table outfit they will end up right there.

Their reaction to the draw is completely baffling to me. We'd be raging if we played like that against a rival. sh*t, a good number of our supporters ARE raging about last night.

Apparently Jose went back into the interview room after he had finished insisting that his guys have run the stats and they say they had 42% of the ball.

Bellend.

Portugese Pullis. Good use of a £500mill squad, being happy with a point after playing 6-3-1.

I actually think he believes some of the nonsense he comes out with.

He's a F***ing idiot, I would love to bump in to him and put him straight for the sh*t he spouts, it's unbelievable.

A classic case of cognitive dissonance.

Jose said we were defensive against them had just 2 shots. What game was he watching? Mr 6-3-1 with 35% of the ball and less shots.

Dumb c**t.

And only because they have one of the worlds best keepers, it wasn't 2 nil, must be running out of get out of Jail cards, blokes a fuckwit.

And only because they have one of the worlds best keepers, it wasn't 2 nil, must be running out of get out of Jail cards, blokes a fuckwit.

Only he could sign the likes of Pogba, Ibra, Mkhitaryan and play ultra defensive.

Only he could sign the likes of Pogba, Ibra, Mkhitaryan and play ultra defensive.

And that mentality will alienate him from the fans, owners and players, prepare for the epic fail and the last time we see this fraud on our shores.

And that mentality will alienate him from the fans, owners and players, prepare for the epic fail and the last time we see this fraud on our shores.

Apparently not, over on the shitecaff they're all made up with a draw at fortress Anfield, they're buying in to nobhead's tactics.
The sh*t will hit the fan when they hover over the result of the defeatist tactic their manager is renowned for - firmly entrenched mid-table of the Premier League.