The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

I thought yesterday evening I need to stop drinking but then I remembered I had not had a drink for a few days and then it was only two bottles of beer but I saw Ronaldo tackle someone and I couldn't believe my eyes. Surely he isnt hoping to impress the UTD boss for  August-Dec 2022.

I saw Ronaldo tackle someone

You sure it was only two bottles of beer? Because this seems very unrealistic...

Your only jealous admit lads.  amazing career and your just trying to pick holes in his game. Anyone would think you were Liverpool fans unless they knew any different.    

Your only jealous admit lads.  amazing career and your just trying to pick holes in his game. Anyone would think you were Liverpool fans unless they knew any different.    

Not doubt he's had a brilliant career. He just needed to be more of a team player, and only then he might have been fit to lace Stevie G's boots... 

Not doubt he's had a brilliant career. He just needed to be more of a team player, and only then he might have been fit to lace Stevie G's boots... 

Steve who?

You sure it was only two bottles of beer? Because this seems very unrealistic...

stone cold sober mate thats why I was so confused.  I think it did cause him a nose bleed though

Wrong thread, anyway
 
:Hahahahaha to laugh at those Macs

hope Keith's cat is ok.

hope Keith's cat is ok.

Glad I’ve not got one 

Glad I’ve not got one 

oh yeah I forgot about the drubbing we gave you earlier this season at Old Trafford.
Are you going for RM tomorrow surely you would just hate City to win the CL

oh yeah I forgot about the drubbing we gave you earlier this season at Old Trafford.
Are you going for RM tomorrow surely you would just hate City to win the CL

Obviously RM rather than City but then again obviously City rather than you lot! Thing is I think City are a better side though. On another hand I like the idea of a all English final.

It’s good for our game as arguably I think you lot and City are best teams by a mile at the moment  :f_wah. What the fcuk am I saying.  Need a beer 

Odd that this thread has so much activity seeing as how irrelevant their team is.

Odd that this thread has so much activity seeing as how irrelevant their team is.

Don't read it if you don't like it.

Obviously RM rather than City but then again obviously City rather than you lot! Thing is I think City are a better side though. On another hand I like the idea of a all English final.

It’s good for our game as arguably I think you lot and City are best teams by a mile at the moment  :f_wah. What the fcuk am I saying.  Need a beer 

If city get to the final your head is going to be spinning. You will be officially the Everton of the City yet if we win we will be 7 times champions second in the list of winners in our 10th final go on holiday to mars mate and comeback in july

Obviously RM rather than City but then again obviously City rather than you lot! Thing is I think City are a better side though. On another hand I like the idea of a all English final.

It’s good for our game as arguably I think you lot and City are best teams by a mile at the moment  :f_wah. What the fcuk am I saying.  Need a beer 

think the glazers have put on some free therapy for UTD fans as their delusions are now blended in with reality and they dont know what fuckn day it is.
But yes Liverpool will now play the maximum games available in one season and have gone further than any other club in history.

If city get to the final your head is going to be spinning. You will be officially the Everton of the City yet if we win we will be 7 times champions second in the list of winners in our 10th final go on holiday to mars mate and comeback in july

Only spinning from a who will win basis. If RM win i think you will beat them in final. If City win my head will be spinning as hard one to call but what a match.  On paper it deserves to be the two English clubs as they're best. Unbelievable what you lot! have done this year, have to take my hat off and say regardless of how it all pans out its been a great season for you.

I still think City have the best squad but your getting the best results. I've changed my mind on who the best manager in the world is. I thought Pep had the edge over Klopp but I'm wrong.

Pep reminds me of Messi,  he's been surrounded  by money and world class players all his life hence why they have produced time and time again.

Klopp reminds me of Ronaldo, he's had to work at it with limited funds and when he's spent they've been quality signings, not forgetting he's improved them too. His rotation of the squad  has worked better than Peps. When you think ( IMHO) City's squad is better but Liverpool looking a better side its quite remarkable what he's doing.

Ps... Comparison with Klopp & Ronaldo only refers to working at it, not his money.   

Only spinning from a who will win basis. If RM win i think you will beat them in final. If City win my head will be spinning as hard one to call but what a match.  On paper it deserves to be the two English clubs as they're best. Unbelievable what you lot! have done this year, have to take my hat off and say regardless of how it all pans out its been a great season for you.

I still think City have the best squad but your getting the best results. I've changed my mind on who the best manager in the world is. I thought Pep had the edge over Klopp but I'm wrong.

Pep reminds me of Messi,  he's been surrounded  by money and world class players all his life hence why they have produced time and time again.

Klopp reminds me of Ronaldo, he's had to work at it with limited funds and when he's spent they've been quality signings, not forgetting he's improved them too. His rotation of the squad  has worked better than Peps. When you think ( IMHO) City's squad is better but Liverpool looking a better side its quite remarkable what he's doing.

Ps... Comparison with Klopp & Ronaldo only refers to working at it, not his money.   

Very magnanimous of you Keith, but in your  comparison of Ronaldo and Jürgen you forgot to mention that while Ronaldo is a egotistical, self centred rapist fuckpig, Jürgen is a complete humanist and all round decent bloke with fine morals and of sound social standing!!


There, fixed it for ya bud 😂

Very magnanimous of you Keith, but in your  comparison of Ronaldo and Jürgen you forgot to mention that while Ronaldo is a egotistical, self centred rapist fuckpig, Jürgen is a complete humanist and all round decent bloke with fine morals and of sound social standing!!


There, fixed it for ya bud 😂

 

Odd that this thread has so much activity seeing as how irrelevant their team is.

We always have time to laugh at Keith, mate! 

We always have time to laugh at Keith, mate! 

He chews wasp Aussie, has me on ignore coz he can only give it, not take it. 

He chews wasp Aussie, has me on ignore coz he can only give it, not take it. 

Don't blame him, you're a c**t 

Don't blame him, you're a c**t 

I know that but so is he but his starts with miserable 

The new manager has his work cut out. Even if he was renowned as the best manager football has ever seen the challenge to break up that squad of vipers deal with the media and win football games is a challenge not many if any would take on. Other than DeGea is there another player who has performed at a level that other teams would covet . The outstanding player is Ronaldo and he is seen as the problem and his age should prevent him from being part of the future UTD's management of the club is just epic car crash stuff long may it continue.