Electricity is great!

We all bi*ch and moan about how much it costs. But just think, imagine a life without electricity, just in your living room. Big TV, light, laptop/computer/internet.

Electricity is our friend.

Lets throw a rope around Gow, then hyst him up to a pylon and see if he changes his tune.

I'll be dead. I won't be playing a tune

Will you still be so in love with lecky though.
Oh, and before you say youll be dead so you dont know (your such a bright spark.), ghosts like lecky that much that they turn themselves into little lecky balls and call themselves orbs.

Leccy will be in love with me. I'll have channeled it.

So if your a ghost, what are you gonna channel leccy to, do ghost have ipods, surley it would fall off your ghostly head.

I've heard that Ghosts like The Orb.

the orb - little fluffy clouds

(Love this tune!!)

So if your a ghost, what are you gonna channel leccy to, do ghost have ipods, surley it would fall off your ghostly head.

I'll be a poltergeist

And make toaste work without leccy, but you wont be able to eat the toast because ghosts have no tonges.

I don't want toast though. I've just had a packet of Golden Wonder Prawn Cocktail crisps

Hey Gow me and you are a comedy duo, better than them bert and ernie lot,,,, i think i christened them that from what i remember ...is it mags and ayrton

anyway..... people are going to have to think of a good comedy duo title for us...... you can be sparky and ill be narky for obvious reasons.

or maybe the other posters can choose two names...

I'm just Gow. I'm not funny.

Though I wouldn't be saying that if I weren't about to open some salt and vinegar Tesco's crisps!

Scary i just eat some too.(walkers from t garage, never finished work till 12:30...but ghosts dont eat crisps as theyre too noisy, theyll wake the dead.

OK admit it, what does Gow stand for, is it like Gow speed racer Gow.

Ghosts don't eat salt and vinegar crisps as they're too strong, and ghosts only have thin tongues.

OK admit it, what does Gow stand for, is it like Gow speed racer Gow.

My friends call me Gow. It's part of my surname.

OR do you live on a farm, and its an acrynom for Got On Wellies

Farmer Gow?

We will get told off by moderators, we have strayed so far from the subject matter, they will talk about us on that thread, where they talk about people who dont do what theyre told, we will have more negatives than a bolt of lightning, sh*t im getting tired now, think ill retire for the day, no jokes left, ill dream some more up tomorrow Gow, im Gowing now....he he.

Hey Gow me and you are a comedy duo, better than them bert and ernie lot,,,, i think i christened them that from what i remember ...is it mags and ayrton

anyway..... people are going to have to think of a good comedy duo title for us...... you can be sparky and ill be narky for obvious reasons.

or maybe the other posters can choose two names...

Beavis and Butthead

Bon voyage. I'll see you in a thread that hasn't been made yet!

Beavis and Butthead

 

Ill be beavis then... h h hr hr hr u u u r r d ha ha.

dont fancy being called a butt head

wonder what dmaster stands for though, i could have some guesses

Dumb master....no too obvious, Danger Master, could be, or Dung Master as he talks more sh*t than me