X Factor 09

Steady on!

Ha ha, i think you're confusing me with Louis Walsh Gow. I'll swear i saw him rubbing a chubby when wee Joe was on.

I've been a bit disappointed so far with the final 

Second disappointment of the day.

Leona Lewis though? Oh for one hour. Just one hour.

Alexandra Burke's thighs, man! Oooosh!

The music went funny on olly then didn't it? What a f***in sh*t song this is.

And Burke's thighs? Na aa na na na nar!

That 'X-Factor' song is pure pish made worse by Olly's weak voice. Xmas number 1? FFS.

That 'X-Factor' song is pure pish made worse by Olly's weak voice. Xmas number 1? FFS.

Total sh*te. Get Rage Against The Machine to number one I say!

And Burke's thighs? Na aa na na na nar!

OOOOSSHHHHH!!!

Mad how they get them both to sing that sh*t song innit?

Was that the same song was it? Shows you how much attention I was paying to Olly's version.

He was quality though Joe. Reckon Cheryl's going into rehab after this.

Joe smashed it again to be honest, much better voice than Olly and I'm getting a lump in my throat again when Cheryl's getting emotional, jesus christ

Haha, me 'anorl' mate

sh*t song but Joe just sung it bloody amazingly IMO, was much better that the spud.

Howay the lads! Do you talk like that RedBlood?

I actually think Olly's going to win it.

Go on, you can all throw things at me now.

why aye man Kenny

Oh bugger off Cheryl

I actually think Olly's going to win it.

Go on, you can all throw things at me now.

Kiss me arse.

Louis reckons that sh*te "will sell a million".........who the F**k buys this crap? I wouldn't even be arsed stealing it. Cole's a f***in' nutter by the way.

Reckon Cheryl will have a break down before the show ends

Joe is amazing. Olly is awful. C'mon Cheryl and Joe! 

why aye man Kenny

Oh bugger off Cheryl

Why aye pet! 

I'm dreading when Olly gets told he's the winner. His big fat cartoon head will explode.

The spud simply can't win this.

Eh? Olly's not gonna be the winner you pleb!