Cheryl Cole

I've got a geordie voice and dark eyes

 

She looks deprived of EemLove.

I've got a geordie voice and dark eyes

And a big hairy builder's arse.

Cheryl Cole? She wouldn't make it through the night in my bed.

Cheryl Cole? She wouldn't make it through the night in my bed.

If you had Cheryl Cole in yoir bed, you'd be done in a minute.

If you had Cheryl Cole in yoir bed, you'd be done in a minute.

Maybe, but then I'd start over.

And over.

And over.

And over.

And you would end up with a dead corpse, look how thin she is i bet you she is useless in bed.

And you would end up with a dead corpse, look how thin she is i bet you she is useless in bed.

I seriously doubt that mate.

She must of been, come on why else would Cole cheat on her its not like she is ugly she is a stunner but doesn't mean she going to be dynamite in bed.

She must of been come on why else would Cole cheat on her its not like she is ugly.

Because Ashley's a F***ing idiot, who likes shoving mobile phones up his rectum!

And you would end up with a dead corpse, look how thin she is I bet you she is useless in bed.

Mate, I've been with plenty of (metaphorical) 'dead corpse's. She'd be the fittest one yet.

Mate, I've been with plenty of (metaphorical) 'dead corpse's. She'd be the fittest one yet.

Can you get hold of plenty of Royhpnol then?

Can you get hold of plenty of Royhpnol then?

I smoke it.

I smoke it.

She must of been, come on why else would Cole cheat on her its not like she is ugly she is a stunner but doesn't mean she going to be dynamite in bed.

No just Cole is like all men is led by his penis you can have a stunner at home, but if theres another stunner in front of you, deep throating your penis, it would be very rude and awkward to walk away and not to whop it up her in return.

No just Cole is like all men is led by his penis you can have a stunner at home, but if theres another stunner in front of you, deep throating your penis, it would be very rude and awkward to walk away and not to whop it up her in return.

 

Mate stop it, this is the funniest thread I have read on here....!

  Bump.

She's single again.

You'll have to change the name of the thread to 'Cheryl Tweedy' then.

You'll have to change the name of the thread to 'Cheryl Tweedy' then.

Tweedy is such a horrible name. Her new single is sh*te, too.

But I forgive her because she ditched that useless hack.

You'll have to change the name of the thread to 'Cheryl Tweedy' then.

Or Cheryl Lawler? 

Made up she binned the F***ing whopper.

Has she actually divorced him or is it just a tempo split up?

What the F**k is up with these footballers?  Cheryl Cole is gorgeous, never bloody satisfied are they?

And why is Ashley Cole being treated like a leper?  And John Terry was welcomed back with open arms??  Puzzles me that.  Both are toe-rags as far as I'm concerned.  Cheryl and Toni must be gutted.  Daft thing is, Toni took dickhead Terry back, probably cos there was kids involved there.

I still think Ashley's a cheat etc, but if we look at it another way...

How does everyone know/think that she's completely innocent? She could be an absolute dick behind closed doors. Gorgeous or not.