Words or phrases that annoy the hell out of you (or make your cringe)

Seems like an obvious thread that every good forum should have really 

I'll start it off:

I can't stand it when people say either "preggers" or "prego" 

absolutely does my head in.

I feel the same way about the word 'mint' as in 'good'.

Here's 2 very annoying words........'Hicks' and 'Gillette'

Sick to death of both of them!!!

I feel the same way about the word 'mint' as in 'good'.

My cousins always say that! They're from Manchester you may have guessed.

Also, i can't stand when boys describe girls on their facebook pictures as "tidy" or "lush" !!! arghhhhh   

Lads typing the word hehehehe does my nut in!! so gay/camp/annoying.

Excessive use of or lulz.

Makes me press the big red delete button.

'I'm not being funny like, but...'

Does my nut in that. You F***ing ARE being funny, you unfunny c**t!

'Babe'.

'Standard'.

'Sound'.

I'll think of more.

When a girl or lad describes someone as 'hot.'

And when someone Scouse says the word bloke. Oh, my, word. Sort it out. Just doesn't sound right.

'Sound'.

You're knackered on here. It doesn't sound right when it isn't Scouse though.

Sound? What's wrong with that?

Sound? What's wrong with that?

I reckon it's the accent thing that makes it okay for us.

Imagine someone without a Scouse accent saying 'That's boss that.' Just doesn't sound the same.

'Basically'...

Fooking hate when people punctuate a sentence with this every other word.

Boss is a boss word though.

'Basically'...

Fooking hate when people punctuate a sentence with this every other word.

Or 'obviously'.

Basically, boss is a boss word 

Basically, boss is a boss word 

Obviously.

'Woof woof woof' is a phrase that's been doing my head in for the past three hours.

Obviously.

'Woof woof woof' is a phrase that's been doing my head in for the past three hours.

Deffo.

Used to hate that but it doesn't bother me now.

Makes me cringe when people shorten down programme names. Like the Jungle. Or Celeb BB. Or Millionaire. Makes me want to punch them.

Whatever.

24/7 - immediate pummel to the face.

A lot of posters will be getting paranoid now, any chance we can have a 'words that irritate' button next to the Post, Preview and Spell check boxes?

Some people were using 'sick' to describe something good.

Does my head in that.

Some people were using 'sick' to describe something good.

Does my head in that.

'Pyar' pisses me off that.

Fambo

Naughty - seems to be getting overused far too much nowadays.

Meff - what a sh*t insult.

Behave yourself - gets right on me nerves that.

Gaff - as in house, no it's not a gaff it's an 'ouse. (only really annoys me when Scousers say it)

Fambo

Naughty - seems to be getting overused far too much nowadays.

Meff - what a sh*t insult.

Behave yourself - gets right on me nerves that.

Gaff - as in house, no it's not a gaff it's an 'ouse. (only really annoys me when Scousers say it)

Have to agree with all of them.

Naughty was definitely played out too much.

And you can leave meff for a much simpler bout of 'you f*cking scruff.' Sounds well better.

Exactly mate, "ya f***in' scruffy c**t" is much better than "meff"

Exactly mate, "ya f***in' scruffy c**t" is much better than "meff"

  agreed

Innit.

Pisses me off when people say that, it's so chavvy IMO.

Innit.

Pisses me off when people say that, it's so chavvy IMO.

Awww yeah.

Innit?

Horrible when that accidentally slips out of your mouth though. Just feel like such a let down.

Annoys the F**k out of me the way simultaneously everyone is  saying sound,made up and ciggies and they haven't got a good word to say about scousers but  obviously love the way they talk - and can't stand the accent by the way???       full of sh*t.

Cheeky.

I used to say it, then my mate's stole it, and now I realize how much of a bellend I sounded (yet they copied me!)

E.g. You want a 'cheeky' pint? No, mate I don't want a cheeky F***ing pint, I'll just have an pint! There is nothing cheeky about it!

I'm not being funny but I knew this bird who was a sound character, she was pretty mint - then she got preggers, and her other half obviously thought it was lush 'cus he was about to be a dad.

Basically, I was speaking to her, and don't get me wrong she's obviously pretty hot, and I asked her how she felt about becoming a mum and she said, "whatever, innit?"

Now her dad's bought her a 52" HDTV and I went round to have a look at it - it's SICK! Obviously basically her dad thought she could use some support innit, whatever.

Haha, I'm joking guys

Hope you all behave yourselves and stay on-topic.

... Hehehehe. Woof.

'Sound'.

That should be ban straight away, one of the greatest Scouse sayings ever!

One of the most offensive words I find disgusting is, Window licker it makes me so f**king crazy with rage .Why use the word its horrible.

Some are just normal words here in Aus. Like naughty, or cheeky. Just everyday words.

I like saying some as a pisstake but whoever says innit, mint and preggers for real is a right knob.

I have a sorta friend, i don't really like her much as she's the annoying type, that says 'me so...' instead of 'I'm so...'. DOES MY F***ing HEAD IN! I'm ready to knock her block off (which is another stupid saying if your a bigger build of a person because it makes you sound dumb as dog sh*t)(which is another stupid saying because since when did someone test out the IQ of dog sh*t? Someone with too much time on their hands)(which is another sh*t one because people complain about not having enough time and when they do, they bag out whatever they do in that time. And since when was time on your hands? Shits me up the wall)(Which is yet another crap one as why do you produce turds when your angry? Are you overwhelmed with anger that you lose control of your bowels? And why up a wall? Why do you want to lose control of your bowels and hurl it up a wall? That just makes things stinky and messy and the clean up is never pleasant)

I'm not being funny but I knew this bird who was a sound character, she was pretty mint - then she got preggers, and her other half obviously thought it was lush 'cus he was about to be a dad.

Basically, I was speaking to her, and don't get me wrong she's obviously pretty hot, and I asked her how she felt about becoming a mum and she said, "whatever, innit?"

Now her dad's bought her a 52" HDTV and I went round to have a look at it - it's SICK! Obviously basically her dad thought she could use some support innit, whatever.

Haha, I'm joking guys

Hope you all behave yourselves and stay on-topic.

... Hehehehe. Woof.

Must. Not. Neg him!!

Boss that lid.

Some are just normal words here in Aus. Like naughty, or cheeky. Just everyday words.

I like saying some as a pisstake but whoever says innit, mint and preggers for real is a right knob.

I have a sorta friend, I don't really like her much as she's the annoying type, that says 'me so...' instead of 'I'm so...'. DOES MY F***ing HEAD IN! I'm ready to knock her block off (which is another stupid saying if your a bigger build of a person because it makes you sound dumb as dog sh*t)(which is another stupid saying because since when did someone test out the IQ of dog sh*t? Someone with too much time on their hands)(which is another sh*t one because people complain about not having enough time and when they do, they bag out whatever they do in that time. And since when was time on your hands? Shits me up the wall)(Which is yet another crap one as why do you produce turds when your angry? Are you overwhelmed with anger that you lose control of your bowels? And why up a wall? Why do you want to lose control of your bowels and hurl it up a wall? That just makes things stinky and messy and the clean up is never pleasant)

Pure rant that mate Love it!

That should be ban straight away, one of the greatest Scouse sayings ever!

I'd imagine around the Liverpool area it's accepted language and it sounds right.

Where I'm from it just sounds kinda stupid at times.

Internet ones - 'pwned'. 'rofl'. etc.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Get the F**k out of here Ross that could not occur-the lady in question has a serious IQ issue there and people wonder why they get hit with fire hydrants.

I'd imagine around the Liverpool area it's accepted language and it sounds right.

Where I'm from it just sounds kinda stupid at times.

Internet ones - 'pwned'. 'rofl'. etc.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Oh em gee.



That could drive me to GBH that one.

Internet ones - 'pwned'. 'rofl'. etc.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

Definitely! Idiots say that around here to be funny.

And pwned is just useless.

Having said that, I have heard a girl once say '' out loud instead of laughing. No sh*t.

That's pretty funny actually.

You hadn't just dropped your kecks had you?

My beautifull D-in Law (23) comes comes out with some orrble sayings like.

                                     Drop me out.
                                     Innit.
                                     Don't Lie (when you tell her something)FFS.

THE word I hate more than anything else is being called "MUSH".

The worst of the worst:

F**k the matrix   

sometimes even F**k DA matrix which is even worse.

"You know what I mean"

Some people put it at the end of everything they say but it just sound stupid.

Erm,Erm, Erm,Erm,

                                       Guesses anyone?

                                                              Pisses me right off,Erm Honest it does.

Was in town earlier and there was a group of chavs stood around acting all hard (outside McDonald's ), should have just recorded their conversation and put it in here, never realised the way they talk and what they say pissed me off so much.

Actually hate the phrase "in a bit".

Be gone.
Goin on.
When every girls says all lads are the same.
When Blues noses say all the time Liverpool are S**T.

When someone says.."Literally" in a completely "non Literal" term.

When used in 99% of the conversations it makes the person sound like a f***in' Idiot.

For example...." When I heard that story I literally had a heart attack"....Really, so you actually had a heart attack?  In reality, you were rushed to the hospital because you had a heart attack. Because thats what "Literally" means...It means, the anecdote your using, the word "Literally", means you actually happened to have a heart attack.

So I surmise that people who use the word, w/out knowing the real meaning, and use it for effect, are morons. Literally.

Too use it correctly would be, for example...."Hicks and Gillette are Literally the worst owners LFC have ever had".  Now that is using the word correctly.

When someone says.."Literally" in a completely "non Literal" term.

That ones a favourite of the current affair shows down here pisses me right off too.

"You know what I mean"

Some people put it at the end of everything they say but it just sound stupid.

Ahahaha I use that far more than I should do.

'Like' too.

I have a load of words used on this forum which I have no Idea what they even mean.. Its more of a regional dialect or slang.

Chav.
Innit.
Agro
A Row
Ponce
Daft
Knackered

Christ I didn't even know what Bollocks were until some English guy told me at a pub while watching an LFC match.

I have a load of words used on this forum which I have no Idea what they even mean.. Its more of a regional dialect or slang.

Chav.
Innit.
Agro
A Row
Ponce
Daft
Knackered

Christ I didn't even know what Bollocks were until some English guy told me at a pub while watching an LFC match.

Translated as:

Chav. - Mainly England supporting types usually found in the south of the country, normally wear a lot of Burberry not to be confused with Scallies, who wear a lot of Lacoste!!
Innit. - Young people's version of isn't it
Aggro - Usually used when describing a bit of a punch-up at or around the match
A Row - Argument, that could lead to aggro
Ponce -  A term for a gay/effeminate person!
Daft - can be used to describe someone who's a bit stupid/or does stupid, harmless things for a laugh
Knackered - Tired.

Erm,Erm, Erm,Erm,

Rooney ??

Translated as:

Chav. - Mainly England supporting types usually found in the south of the country, normally wear a lot of Burberry not to be confused with Scallies, who wear a lot of Lacoste!!
Innit. - Young people's version of isn't it
Aggro - Usually used when describing a bit of a punch-up at or around the match
A Row - Argument, that could lead to aggro
Ponce -  A term for a gay/effeminate person!
Daft - can be used to describe someone who's a bit stupid/or does stupid, harmless things for a laugh
Knackered - Tired.

So a Chav could be considered a "Casual" or even Hooligan?  I thought it was more of a "White Trash" term.

So a Chav could be considered a "Casual" or even Hooligan?  I thought it was more of a "White Trash" term.

It is, sort of, kind of describes someone who wears cheap, really cheap tracksuits.  I was taking the piss somewhat. In no way does it describe a casual or a supposed hoolie

But it is a southern-media invented word, I personally hate it, especially those that use it up here in Liverpool.

Rooney ??

Erm!!Spot on.
Almost sure the word "chavs" is a Gypsy saying.As in chavvies =children.

Rooney??

It's weird that tho Rooney is a repulsive arrangement of letters "Shrek" is perfectly acceptable.

It is, sort of, kind of describes someone who wears cheap, really cheap tracksuits.  I was taking the piss somewhat. In no way does it describe a casual or a supposed hoolie

But it is a southern-media invented word, I personally hate it, especially those that use it up here in Liverpool.

I always thought it was a derogitary term for someone who supports Chelsea, shows how much I know.

I always thought it was a derogitary term for someone who supports Chelsea, shows how much I know.

In the wider sense it does mean the Burberry set and all that goes with it but the Chelsea rabble seem to better define the word, in fact they should take a copywright out on it.

In the wider sense it does mean the Burberry set and all that goes with it but the Chelsea rabble seem to better define the word, in fact they should take a copywright out on it.

The Burberry set and chelsea supporters are one and the same thing!!

"You never put me first" Normally followed by floods of tears and monthly pains

The Burberry set and chelsea supporters are one and the same thing!!

And nobheads covers them all.

"It's/is all about" - used on Facebook mostly I've noticed.

E.g.

John is all about town tonight!

John thinks it's all about town tonight!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/ItsIs-All-About-Shut-Up/326138157872?ref=ts

How fitting.

I don't get that one Ross.

Might just be people my age.

Some kind of trend at the moment where people say 'they are all about' something.

For example.

David is all about going to the pub tonight.

David thinks it's all about going to Anfield today.

Does my head in.

No one says it in real life, so why on FB!

24/7 F**k off, ye mean all the time, modernisms are stupid.

I hate when people end a sentence with 'so it is' or 'so it was' or 'so she did' or 'so she does'. For example, 'Sophie went to the supermarket, so she did. It was very enjoyable, so it was. She thinks she will do it again, so she will.'

Gets on my tits. Think its a Northern Irish thing, its dead annoying.

Matt. Meet Conor. Conor Magill.

Haha I have noticed that.  I just grit my teeth and continue on past Magillionaire's posts.

Was it so?

I hate the word "chav". It's such a shitty word, it's so nondescript. That's it, really.

Hate it when people mix 'Relax' and 'Chill' to make the phrase "Chillax" .

Also, i don't know if many people use it and i can't explain the context of when it is sometimes used but when people shout "Helloooooooooooooooo!" like they are an American Football commentator.

Hate it when people mix 'Relax' and 'Chill' to make the phrase "Chillax" .

Absolutely hate that! And generally when people put two words together to make a new one!

Scran.

Scran.

Mate, are you seriously trying to piss of the entire population of Liverpool?

Perhaps!

Perhaps!

You'll be saying you don't like Scouse keyboards next!

!

Perhaps!

I hate the phrase 'Ross'.

I hate the phrase 'Ross'.

I hate people who confuse names with phrases.

I hate people who confuse names with phrases.

Sound, babe.

A 24/7 whatever to you.

I hate people who confuse names with phrases.

It's all about confusing names with phrases.

It's all about confusing names with phrases.