Valentines Day....

My Mrs just gave me chocolates in a red heart shaped tin - they are chocolate covered chilly flavoured Brazil nuts and do they taste weird.

LP - Can you be my Valentine's?

Bah humbug

Bah humbug

Merry Christmas darling. x

Merry Christmas darling. x

You too sweetie.

Wha'd you get me?

Oh, just the usual, you know. Chocolates, flowers and six pack of babysham for later.

Such a romantic fool me.

Oh, just the usual, you know. Chocolates, flowers and six pack of babysham for later.

Such a romantic fool me.

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Anyone got any Valentine's day disaster stories?
Or ever receive any weird presents?

Anyone got any Valentine's day disaster stories?
Or ever receive any weird presents?

Nothing. Again.

Nobody loves me.

Thought a certain forum member might have sent me one like.

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I'll wallop you with it in a minute, bi*ch.

I'll wallop you with it in a minute, bi*ch.

Oooo yeah, slap my face with your great big Valentine's Day tool.

Anyone got any Valentine's day disaster stories?
Or ever receive any weird presents?

I split up with the girl I was engaged to on V day. But it wasn't a disaster, it was a godsend! 

Oooo yeah, slap my face with your great big Valentine's Day tool.

I'll give you a buzz later sweatheart, I know you're feeling lonely. Don't take it out on me though. 

I split up with the girl I was engaged to on V day. But it wasn't a disaster, it was a godsend! 

Seriously? OMG!  RK you heartbreaker  What a day to get dumped on!

Seriously? OMG!  RK you heartbreaker  What a day to get dumped on!

It was mutual LP. It wasn't working out and we both knew it. I also found out near the end that she had been playing around behind my back, so that was the final nail.

I'm far from a heartbreaker young lady. 

Yep, we all smiled when he brought her to the snooker club after breaking up with her

Well, I thought I was going to the cinema today with a certain somebody.

Let me down once again. Haven't you Trisha.

Can I get some rice and peas?

It was mutual LP. It wasn't working out and we both knew it. I also found out near the end that she had been playing around behind my back, so that was the final nail.

I'm far from a heartbreaker young lady.  

Oh fair enough then RK. I take back calling you a heartbreaker

Well, I thought I was going to the cinema today with a certain somebody.

Let me down once again. Haven't you Trisha.

No, YOU let ME down Ross!

Once again? When have I let you down before?

I've been searchin' all over Facebook, and I can't seem to find you, I really need to find you, I really need you.

De de de. De de de. De de de. De, de de.

It was you that said you would take me to watch Valentines Day at the cinema. Don't attempt to shift the blame.

I've been searchin' all over Facebook, and I can't seem to find you, I really need to find you, I really need you.

De de de. De de de. De de de. De, de de.

It was you that said you would take me to watch Valentines Day at the cinema. Don't attempt to shift the blame.

Yes, but I said you had to pick me up and you didn't.    I sent you a PM. What, you didn't get it? Shame.
Still all your fault! 

I got no PM.

Lies.

Well I sent it.

This thread has been a proper crack up to wake up to

LP. Ross. Work it out! We don't need your domestics taken out on the forum AGAIN