Name: Hell Safety (Nothing to do with Eden Hazard)
Age: 18
Position: Far away from Martin Skrtel, he scares me.
Unique skills: I'd give effort. Mr. Torres, that is E-F-F-O-R-T, esfuerzo
Minutes: Probably about 8, but Rafa would take me off after the 75th minute.
Cost: Same as the clipboard holder, that'd be fair I guess.
Things I won't do: Lift the trophy, I heard there heavy. Dive....without anyone near me. Get stretchered off because of, I dunno, broken leg.
Favourite word or phrase: Passion
Deja que te ayude, Rafa!
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