To Rafa Benitez and the Liverpool Coaching Staff,
Name: BIG V
Age: 22
Position: Swinging my foot in front of goal. You know, at the ball, then it goes in the net? Scoring? Never heard of it? Well, we'll sort it out in training.
Unique skills: The Hamster Dance. I rock that mothafucka. And ill down a beer-bong while i do it.
Minutes: Well the dance is only a few minutes, but im sure i can do a few repetitions.
Cost: Carton of ale and a bottle of Jamo - per day. And a feel hug from Torres.
Things I won't do: Meryl Streep, Macy Gray, Hele- Oh, i mean.. pass backwards. And look like a sulking git.
Favorite word or phrase: F**k off, SHOUT!
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