Couldn't find this anywere on here so here it is. From todays Soccer AM.
Dirk Kuyt and Lucas Leiva Team MatesBEST TRAINER
Luca Leiva: Dirk Kuyt. He's one of the best trainers for me, in my opinion.
Dirk Kuyt : Well, then for me it's Lucas Leiva! Easy Question.
WORST TRAINER
DK: For me it was definitely when Pennant was still here, he was the worst trainer. But now I think everyone tries to do their best in training.
LL: Yeah Pennant was the worst, ever!
BIGGEST MOANER
DK: Daniel Agger. When things are not going his way he's always angry, but I think that's also so good because he's a great professional and he wants to do everything perfect.
LL: Yeah, when it's not perfect he just kicks the ball and starts shouting.
HARDMAN
DK: It must be Soto (Sotirios Kyrgiakos).
LL: Yeah Soto, 100%! Do you remember the first time in training? He just kicked me and Dirk said to me 'Welcome!', so I think it has to be Kyrgiakos.
SLOWEST
LL: Erm...it could be me! No, normally it's the keeper isn't it?
DK: No, Pepe Reina is pretty quick, but maybe one of the 'keepers yeah. I know when Alonso was here he was the slowest...
LL: Maybe Plessis?
DK: Yeah, maybe Plessis as well.
MOST SKILLFUL
LL: I don't know if he's the most skillful player, but he always tries to do tricks and things - Philipp Degen.
DK: Yeah, he's always trying but he's not the most skillful!
LL: We don't have a player with a lot of skill...
DK: Yeah, but I think Yossi is the most skillful player.
FUTURE MANAGER
LL: I think Carra (Jamie Carragher), no?
DK: Yeah, I would like to see him.
LL: He's studying to be a manager in the future.
DK: I don't know if he would want to be a manager, but I think definitely he could be a good manager.
WORST DANCER
LL: As I said before, probably me! I have no idea how to dance...
DK: Or sing.
LL: Hey, you too my friend!
AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
LL: I don't know who's the longest in the shower, but in front of the mirror it's Fernando (Torres) for sure. Always with the hair...