I told you not to take Ross's Mum out!
5. Is drunk before the appetizer arrives.
It's no coincidence that me and Kenny both pick up on this one. If a girl's more interested in drinking than eating it:
a) Saves you wasting your time on food and saves you money while creating more time for getting pissed.
b) Increases your chances of getting laid at the end of the night.
Like Kenny said, still got her number?
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