It's my first time in this thread, I've seen the title at least one thousand times and always assumed it was about guys that liked actual gardening.
On occasion I'll shave the marbles beard and give it's hair an aul trim for neatness, plus it enhances the WHOA factor for women when I take 'em off. But...
Lads, are yis seriously waxing your chests?
I take pride in my Gorilla chest, in my personal chest jungle, it's a blanket for the cold people and it asserts my manliness for... I AM MAN!
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