My new away shirt

a bloody bought it on monday for £30 an den stuk it in the wash after wearing it- a put it on at the right way with other white clothes yet my washing machine decided that it didnt like my liverpool top and literally tore it to pieces. a brot it too the shop in a plastic bag and they gave me a new one an gave me torres no.9 on the back for free! GET IN MY SON!!

Moral of the story (after I had translated it):

Don't wash your clothes.

a bloody bought it on monday for £30 an den stuk it in the wash after wearing it- a put it on at the right way with other white clothes yet my washing machine decided that it didnt like my liverpool top and literally tore it to pieces. a brot it too the shop in a plastic bag and they gave me a new one an gave me torres no.9 on the back for free! GET IN MY SON!!

Spellcheck needed much?

I bloody brought it on Monday for £30 and then stuck it in the wash after wearing it- I put it on  the right way with other white clothes yet my washing machine decided that it didn't like my Liverpool top and literally tore it to pieces. I brought it to the shop in a plastic bag and they gave me a new one, and gave me Torres no.9 on the back for free! GET IN MY SON!!

Perfect.

Im going to be picky now because, drawde, he actually spelt bought right.
hehe 

Heh, At least mine doesn't require a few minutes of your time to decipher

I picked mine up today with Kuyt on it it looks great.

a bloody bought it on monday for £30 an den stuk it in the wash after wearing it- a put it on at the right way with other white clothes yet my washing machine decided that it didnt like my liverpool top and literally tore it to pieces. a brot it too the shop in a plastic bag and they gave me a new one an gave me torres no.9 on the back for free! GET IN MY SON!!

Next time don't buy your washing machine from Manchester

Going to get mine soon hopefully. Saw some bloke like the day after we signed Torres and he already had Torres no.9 on his shirt. He didnt waste any time!

Going to get mine soon hopefully. Saw some bloke like the day after we signed Torres and he already had Torres no.9 on his shirt. He didnt waste any time!

Got mine done the same last week - I'd been waiting untill we'd made a signing, as I fancied someone new on my shirt this season... It was agony waiting, knowing that I couldn't have my new away kit untill we signed someone.

Still paying that phone bill  Going to get Torres on the back methinks when I am debt free!

And after a nice little pact with me mate on our way to the Semi-final last season I've got to get Kuyt on the back of me red one! He's got to get Agger (first and last scorers in case no-one cottoned on  )

I got my top last week sometime got the one and only Stevie Gerrard !!