The relationship/potential relationship advice thread

When you phoned her from the clap clinic?

Were you the doc who examined me?

When you phoned her from the clap clinic?

Shoulda just phoned her and played this actually, soften the blow.

Infant Sorrow - The Clap (Get him to the Greek) (Full clip)

I know it's not a relationship as in you know boyfriend/girlfriend but figure might as well post it in here.

So me and my best friend had a massive fight the other week, I accused her of some things and now she's 'realized that it was all true' and because of it she doesn't know if we can have a friendship that we once had because of 'how she's hurt me so many times and doesn't want to hurt me anymore'. I don't get the logic when ending it is what'll hurt me but that doesn't seem to be clicking.

Bit of a rant and a bit of a what the hell is with womens logic sometimes but there you go.

I know it's not a relationship as in you know boyfriend/girlfriend but figure might as well post it in here.

So me and my best friend had a massive fight the other week, I accused her of some things and now she's 'realized that it was all true' and because of it she doesn't know if we can have a friendship that we once had because of 'how she's hurt me so many times and doesn't want to hurt me anymore'. I don't get the logic when ending it is what'll hurt me but that doesn't seem to be clicking.

Bit of a rant and a bit of a what the hell is with womens logic sometimes but there you go.

That's weird...

Give her time to cool off, I'd text a bit and try and arrange a group of friends thing where she'll be there too. Ease back into it. If you're best mates it'll be cool

However bad things get, just remember you're not this guy.

Time to make a rant about females.

I honestly don't understand them. I honestly don't.

I was talking to one of these alien species for a few weeks, we met up a couple times. Had a good laugh and a good time. We kept texting each other, sending pics on snapchat (no, not them sort) then I saw on Facebook she's started a new relationship, and is in a relationship with the most ugliest guy I've seen and she hasn't replied to my text.

Nothing against him, he's probably a nice guy. But it's like, "really". Am I blind or something?

Just pissing me off, how a totally ugly dude could get a girl I liked and had a good time with :/. He's like 2 stone overweight too.

Rant Over. F**k Sake.

Time to make a rant about females.

I honestly don't understand them. I honestly don't.

You never will.

Once you accept this life will be a hell of a lot easier.

Just pissing me off, how a totally ugly dude could get a girl I liked and had a good time with :/. He's like 2 stone overweight too.

Look, mate. You dithered so I jumped in and nabbed your bird, live with it.

Sad thing is I believed her in all this "wanting to play it slow" sh*te.

Time to make a rant about females.

I honestly don't understand them. I honestly don't.

I was talking to one of these alien species for a few weeks, we met up a couple times. Had a good laugh and a good time. We kept texting each other, sending pics on snapchat (no, not them sort) then I saw on Facebook she's started a new relationship, and is in a relationship with the most ugliest guy I've seen and she hasn't replied to my text.

Nothing against him, he's probably a nice guy. But it's like, "really". Am I blind or something?

Just pissing me off, how a totally ugly dude could get a girl I liked and had a good time with :/. He's like 2 stone overweight too.

Rant Over. F**k Sake.

We're not Aliens Tom, we're just not men. 

You've got some balls to say that lmfao!... Sorry couldn't resist!.

You've got some balls to say that lmfao!... Sorry couldn't resist!.

Allen, it's a well known fact that women have bigger balls than men (not figuratively speaking obviously) 

We're not Aliens Tom, we're just not men. 

That's the bit that scares me!

I start thinking I understand females, then suddenly they shock me with something i didnt expect and I have no idea.

The one thing we've learnt from this though, is that if anyone lacks balls, it is myself . Evidence is overwhelming.

So I've been lead to believe,think that's why the wife dosn't wear crotchless.

That's the bit that scares me!

I start thinking I understand females, then suddenly they shock me with something i didnt expect and I have no idea.

The one thing we've learnt from this though, is that if anyone lacks balls, it is myself . Evidence is overwhelming.

That's where you're going wrong Tom. 

We never like men to understand us, we're supposed to be an enigma with unfathomable pools of mystery, as soon as you start to unravel that, the bubble's burst 

So I've been lead to believe,think that's why the wife dosn't wear crotchless.

 

Bloomn' Women, demand an honest answer but won't tell you what the question is or ask questions, that if you gave an honest answer, could lead to your balls being sliced off.

Don't worry Rodders, woman can sense that I lost my balls a long time ago.

Couldn't agree more with this! 


 

That's the bit that scares me!

I start thinking I understand females, then suddenly they shock me with something i didnt expect and I have no idea.

The one thing we've learnt from this though, is that if anyone lacks balls, it is myself . Evidence is overwhelming.

Trying to understand what women want is nigh on impossible.
Most of the time what they want will continuously change.

Roll with the punches, enjoy the ride.

I've given up trying to understand them. Sometimes I wish I could just turn gay hahahaha.

Sometimes I wish I could just turn gay hahahaha.

 little-Luis just PMd you his number 

Don't get jealous there Rep .

I did try online dating websites, but i wouldn't recommend it. Trust me, it's not online guys who are the weirdoes on there.

I'll show you one message i received on there: I hadn't even spoken to the girl, ever. F***ing weird counts.