Your Worst Liverpool XI

I know a lot of people do Dream teams, so I though it would be fun to do your:

Worst 11 to ever play for LFC


Mine:
     
                                  Friedel

Dossena             Dicks                 Scales                 Konchesky

                        Cheyrou    Poulsen    Ince

  Voronin                          Collymore               Le Tallec

Subs:

Kirkland
Song
Traore
Owen
Torres
Babb
     

Friedel? Owen? Torres? Collymore? Ince? Surely this isn't on ability then.

3 left backs in your back 4, no wonder the teams a worst XI.

friedel?... Collymore?

Friedel? Owen? Torres? Collymore? Ince? Surely this isn't on ability then.

Beat me to it 

                                Itandje

Degen            Babb           Scales           Konchesky

Kromkamp     Cheyrou        Poulsen         Kewell

                      N'Gog            Speedie  

Think that covers every manager back to Kenny first time around.

Second thoughts I don't think there is a Souness signing there.

        

Kenny rates Speedie. He never did that bad with us.

                                Itandje

Degen            Babb           Scales           Konchesky

Kromkamp     Cheyrou        Poulsen         Kewell

                      N'Gog            Speedie   

Think that covers every manager back to Kenny first time around.

Second thoughts I don't think their is a Souness signing there.

         

Konchesky worse than that fantastic CL winning left back Djmi Traore ?

Kenny rates Speedie. He never did that bad with us.

Wasn't here long enough to make in an impression if I remember rightly.

Konchesky worse than that fantastic CL winning left back Djmi Traore ?

Yes. In six months I witnessed Konchesky get turned inside out more times than Gazza31's boxer shorts.

                                Carson

Degen            Dicks          Traore     Insua    




  Kronkamp.           Aquilini            Gonzales

                                 Voronin

                      N'Gog            Keane   

         

What a shock, you put Aquilani in there 

What a shock, you put Aquilani in there  

Majority Rafa signings too, bet Rafa rue's the day he sacked Gazza's mate, bet he's sat in his Wirrall home right now thinking I would have got away it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Gazza.

Yes. In six months I witnessed Konchesky get turned inside out more times than Gazza31's boxer shorts.

 

GK - James

RB - Josemi
CB - Babb
CB - Kvarme
LB - Dossena

RM - Nunez
CM - Poulsen
CM - Kennedy
LM - Leonhardsen

CF - Meijer
CF - Dundee

GK - James

RB - Josemi
CB - Babb
CB - Kvarme
LB - Dossena

RM - Nunez
CM - Poulsen
CM - Kennedy
LM - Leonhardsen

CF - Meijer
CF - Dundee

Surely that's not Ray Kennedy for the love of god.

Surely that's not Ray Kennedy for the love of god.

No. Nor is it Alan.

It's our former Irish international by the name of Mark. He was F***ing sh*t for us, and every other club he's been at.

No. Nor is it Alan.

It's our former Irish international by the name of Mark. He was f**king sh*t for us, and every other club he's been at.

Ahhh I forgot about him hehe didn't he play like only 10 games after costing a fortune.

Ahhh I forgot about him hehe didn't he play like only 10 games after costing a fortune.

Most expensive British teenager when we bought him from Millwall mate but was useless. Didn't get many games but was here for three or four seasons.

____________Itandge_____ ________

Kronkamp__Babb__Ruddock_ Konchesky

Carter__Poulsen__Biscan_ _Gonzalez

_____Dundee_____Speedie_ _____

what about Hooper the ginger goalie he was truly awful.Nicky Tanner sounds like a nightmare form the past too.

No. Nor is it Alan.

It's our former Irish international by the name of Mark. He was f**king sh*t for us, and every other club he's been at.

He must have been ok at Millwall, or we wouldn't have bought him 

            Hooper
Josemi Piecnick Tanner Traore

Nunez Stewart Kozma Carter

          Dundee Mejier

Subs
Kippe
Diao
Keane
Babb
Cheyrou
Diomede
Diouf
Konchesky
Poulsen

Manager
Souness

That is really a horror show

                              Intandje

Degan         Kyriakos            Pellegrino     Dossena

 Nunez             Stewart      Kozma             Riera

                       Voronin        Ngog

Reserves

Westerveld
Josemi
Paletta
Babb
Konchesky
El Zhar
Plessis
Poulsen
Gonzalez
Keane
Morientes

I did 2 teams instead .... a first team and a reserve team

                       Pegguy Arphexad

Kromkamp       Traore          Julian Dicks         Konchesky


  Cheyrou        Poulsen             Diao             Nunez           


                     Le Tallec      Pongolle

                              Itandje

    Degen---- Babb-------Kyrgiakos------Konchesky

    Nunez------Poulsen-------Diao-------Gonzales         

                       Voronin------Keane


Konchesky's the worst of them all, in my selection.

       Aquilini       

Be serious.

Be serious.

I think he is...................... ...........   

Ok here is why we should like some of these....

Nunez.... He had the header that lead to Mellors goal against Olympiakos 2005.
Gonzales.. This guy wasnt that bad at all, has improved loads since he left us. Plus he got a very important goal to get us to get liverpool into the champions league proper.
Keane.... The Irish hero didnt get as much game time as we all taught he would. Goal against Arsenal was pure class.
Dossena... Well come on the united goal. we want 5 we want 5 after that goal was a moment il never forget.
Biscan.. Cant believe he is even put on this our cult hero. Goal againt fulham was very funny didnt know what to do after it and on a serious note the game against deportivo in 2005 when he controlled that game for us.
Le Tallec... He was terrible so slow too but how he some how got that wonder goal against juve il never know.
Pegguy Arphexad.. I have a picture of me and him so leave the lad alone.
Dundee... Just for that quote!

Ok here is why we should like some of these....

Nunez.... He had the header that lead to Mellors goal against Olympiakos 2005.
Gonzales.. This guy wasnt that bad at all, has improved loads since he left us. Plus he got a very important goal to get us to get liverpool into the champions league proper.
Keane.... The Irish hero didnt get as much game time as we all taught he would. Goal against Arsenal was pure class.
Dossena... Well come on the united goal. we want 5 we want 5 after that goal was a moment il never forget.
Biscan.. Cant believe he is even put on this our cult hero. Goal againt fulham was very funny didnt know what to do after it and on a serious note the game against deportivo in 2005 when he controlled that game for us.
Le Tallec... He was terrible so slow too but how he some how got that wonder goal against juve il never know.
Pegguy Arphexad.. I have a picture of me and him so leave the lad alone.
Dundee... Just for that quote!

2005? Didn't our goals come from Luis Garcia and Sami Hyypia?

2005? Didn't our goals come from Luis Garcia and Sami Hyypia?

O my god where was my head at.. that lucky pass he had for Luis wow am i bad~!!

2005? Didn't our goals come from Luis Garcia and Sami Hyypia?

Le Tallec set up Luis Garcia's goal!


    
                                 James

Josemi            Kvarme                 Piechnik                Konchesky

Leonhardsen    Stewart                Diao                     Cheyrou

                     Diouf                    Dundee

LMAO @ Torben

Wasn't cheyrou the new zidane?

Le Tallec set up Luis Garcia's goal!


     
                                 James

Josemi            Kvarme                 Piechnik                Konchesky

Leonhardsen    Stewart                Diao                     Cheyrou

                     Diouf                    Dundee

Carter for Leo and I think we have a winner. Actually Poulsen/Diao is a toughie

                                Carson

Degen            Dicks          Traore     Insua   




  Kronkamp.           Aquilini            Gonzales

                                 Voronin

                      N'Gog            Keane   

         

insua? you are having a laugh

insua? you are having a laugh

Nope any player who is overweight and can't defend and is a defender gets on my list, funniest thing I heard with regards to his weight and the size of his arse was it was down to his nationality

Nothing against this thread but anyone who has

OWEN
TORRES
COLLYMORE
AQUILANI

In their worst ever teams is either on a wind up or has never watched us play cant decide which to be honest.

Surely the spitting machine has to be in here somewhere just for his stinking attitude .

Nope any player who is overweight and can't defend and is a defender gets on my list, funniest thing I heard with regards to his weight and the size of his arse was it was down to his nationality

Find it very hard to believe he's the worst though, considering we've had the likes of Traore, Dicks & Konchesky at left back.

Find it very hard to believe he's the worst though, considering we've had the likes of Traore, Dicks & Konchesky at left back.

How can anyone say Traore is the worst, the gangly-legged loon won a European Cup medal.

Our worst two left-backs are both cockney cu*ts!

                                 Arphexad

Josemi            Kvarme                 Piechnik                Konchesky

Leonhardsen    Stewart                Poulsen                  Gonzalez

                     Meijer                   Dundee

How can anyone say Traore is the worst, the gangly-legged loon won a European Cup medal.

Ay true but he did knock us out of the fa cup though

                                                          Padelli
                               Josemi      Pellegrino         Paletta    Kronkamp
         
                                Nunez         Diao            Zenden     Gonzalez

                                                    Ngog     Voronin
Subs:
Itandge,Degen,Konchesky,Poulsen,Reira,El Zhar,J Cole

Ay true but he did knock us out of the fa cup though

And Riise knocked us out of the champions league. I wouldn't put him in there.

People putting players such as Aquilani, Insua and Sotis down are being ridiculous.

We've had far worse than them and I feel some people that post that sort of stuff just hate Rafa.

GK -itandje (no respect and a s**t goalkeeper)
LB- Konchesky ( not sure how anyone ever thought he could be a liverpool player...it was like having 10 men on the pitch when he was there)
CB-Babb
RB-Kromkamp (absolutely useless...hes very lucky to get a fa cup medal)
RB- Degan ( think he woke up one morning and said I want to be a professional footballer)
MD- Diao, Diouf, Poulsen,   ( think they all speak for themselves...especially diouf)
FWD-Voronin, Ngog, le tallec ( no explaination needed)

                                 Itjande

Josemi            Traore                 Babb                Konchesky

Nunez                Diao                Poulsen                  Dossena

                     Meijer                   Dundee

Arphexiad
Dossena
Deggen
Palletta
Pelligrino
Nunez
Gonzalez
Zenden
Aquilani
N'Gog
Voronin

Subs, Keane, Morientes

i must say i think Diouf should get a special mention, just because not only was he sh*t after such hype from one world cup but he is simply a nasty horrible spitting little c**t!!!
we may have had some bad players in our time but they werent a discrace to the game like this guy!!

anyone agree?

Arphexiad
Dossena
Deggen
Palletta
Pelligrino
Nunez
Gonzalez
Zenden
Aquilani
N'Gog
Voronin

Subs, Keane, Morientes

Zenden??? No way mate.

Arphexiad
Dossena
Deggen
Palletta
Pelligrino
Nunez
Gonzalez
Zenden
Aquilani
N'Gog
Voronin

Subs, Keane, Morientes

What no Diouf, Diao or Cheyrou and I think Voronin was a better striker than Sean "Nonce" Dundee.

                              Itjande

Degen         Josemi                     Pelligrino      Konchesky
Diouf                Diao                Poulsen                  Dossena

                     Meijer                   Dundee

Nothing against this thread but anyone who has

OWEN
TORRES
COLLYMORE
AQUILANI

In their worst ever teams is either on a wind up or has never watched us play cant decide which to be honest.

Shocking to be honest

You cant be putting Erik Meijer in there. Granted he was sh*t and only scored 2 goals. He gave his all and he was in Dortmund with the red army singing along prior to the Uefa Cup Final back in 2001. Bit of a cult hero our Erik!

You cant be putting Erik Meijer in there. Granted he was sh*t and only scored 2 goals. He gave his all and he was in Dortmund with the red army singing along prior to the Uefa Cup Final back in 2001. Bit of a cult hero our Erik!

what on hell are you yapping on about? Erik meijer was crap player, as a result of scoring 0 goals in a premier league season.

All time worst 11 (in no particular order)

torben piechnik
Salif diao
Paul Stewart
Paul konchesky
sean Dundee
erik meijer
Bruno cheyrou
el hadj diouf
mike hooper
istvan kozma
bjorne tore kvarme

Nothing against this thread but anyone who has

OWEN
TORRES
COLLYMORE
AQUILANI

In their worst ever teams is either on a wind up or has never watched us play cant decide which to be honest.

Agree

                                                  Itandje

                           Degen        Pellegrino   Krompkamp  Konchesky

                            Nunez             Diao         Poulsen        Cole

                                               Voronin        Ngog

Itandje

Josemi
Paletta
Pellegrino
Insua

Nunez
Aquilani
Lucas
Gonzalez

Torres
N'Gog

Subs:
Anyone else signed by Rafa. Can't bloody stand the man.

what on hell are you yapping on about? Erik meijer was crap player, as a result of scoring 0 goals in a premier league season.

... like I said he was sh*t. Did you not read that? What am I yapping on about? ... well he was voted 99th in 100 players who shook the kop poll. Like I said, not really for his footballing skills, but he still dosent deserve to be in an all time worst 11. The likes of Diouf and Voronin see to that.

Itandje

Josemi
Paletta
Pellegrino
Insua

Nunez
Aquilani
Lucas
Gonzalez

Torres
N'Gog

Subs:
Anyone else signed by Rafa. Can't bloody stand the man.

lucas?!?! are you having a laugh?!? you little wind up

 I am surprised that Babel has not featured on this list.

Agree with this :

Nothing against this thread but anyone who has

OWEN
TORRES
COLLYMORE
AQUILANI

In their worst ever teams is either on a wind up or has never watched us play cant decide which to be honest.

And I'd say this is a pretty good shout from mramo :

All time worst 11 (in no particular order)

torben piechnik
Salif diao
Paul Stewart
Paul konchesky
sean Dundee
erik meijer
Bruno cheyrou
el hadj diouf
mike hooper
istvan kozma
bjorne tore kvarme

You guys are not respecting our cult heroes!

Biscan, Traoré, even Dossena. They are all awful but I sympathize with them greatly.

lucas?!?! are you having a laugh?!? you little wind up

Don't worry mate, I was having a cheeky dig at the people who put the likes of Aquilani in their team simply because he was a Rafa signing. Very few of my selections were serious.

Heskey the bumbling fall on his arse joke has to be on the list.

                      Itjande

Kronkamp  Pellegrino   Piechnik   Konchesky

 Nunez         Poulson  Diao         Jovanovic

              Diouf        Voronin

Players unlucky to miss out:

Phil Babb - With his testicular problems after the goal post incident I still feel very sorry for him.
Erik Meijer - Crap but was not hateful, unlike Mr. Diouf and (ever so slightly) better than Voronin
Sean Dundee - Truely awful but same as Meijer
Joe Cole - Has been a disaster at the club
Degan - Has played fook all so hard to know how crap he actually is
Josemi - still baffles me how Rafa thought he was better than Finnan for a while
Traore - Cant believe he's a professional footballer, but in fairness he had an epic performance in 2005 CL Final
Biscan - As Ingo said he's a cult hero. And scored a cracker against Fulham a few years back
Westerveld - I always liked him when he was with us but on reflection he was extremely unreliable

                                Itandje

Degen            Babb           Scales           Konchesky

Kromkamp     Cheyrou        Poulsen         Kewell

                      N'Gog            Speedie   

Think that covers every manager back to Kenny first time around.

Second thoughts I don't think there is a Souness signing there.

         

Thats a good sh*t 11 that!

Subs:

James
Kvarme
Paul F***ing Stewart
Piechnick (I know I have spelt that wrong)
Dundee
Diomede
Ferri

I could go on.....

... like I said he was sh*t. Did you not read that? What am I yapping on about? ... well he was voted 99th in 100 players who shook the kop poll. Like I said, not really for his footballing skills, but he still dosent deserve to be in an all time worst 11. The likes of Diouf and Voronin see to that.

What does it matter if he's in the who shook the Kop top 100 or not? That does not guarantee his reputation. Put it this way - you can be the most popular employee within your company and still do a crap job. The senior management will always remember the latter.

what on hell are you yapping on about? Erik meijer was crap player, as a result of scoring 0 goals in a premier league season.

He's yapping about Meijer turning up in the square in Dortmund and getting pissed with the Liverpool fans.

Plus he had a big effect on Owen's game, encouraging him to close down players more.

                           Itandje

Krompkamp    Pellegrino    Traore    Konchesky

Nunez         Poulsen         Diao         Gonzalez

                     Diouf     Voronin

What?? David Speedie should not be in the worst 11.

Speedie was a very good signing. He scored against United on his debut, Leeds Utd in the 5-4 win. Put it this way his goal/games ratio was 50% (6 in 12 games). Souness had other plans and Speedie joined Blackburn signed by Kenny that summer.

Konchelsky

Kewell

Collymore

Owen

Mc Manaman

Henchoz


and any five  others you feel like sticking on the dartboard !


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Don't worry mate, I was having a cheeky dig at the people who put the likes of Aquilani in their team simply because he was a Rafa signing. Very few of my selections were serious.

No worries

Konchelsky

Kewell

Collymore

Owen

Mc Manaman

Henchoz


and any five  others you feel like sticking on the dartboard !


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Youre having a laugh right? That is by far one of the worse selection I have seen in this thread. Owen won us the FA Cup as well as putting in lots of contributions & goals in his 7 seasons. Collymore was far effective & he scored goals unlike Voronin, Meijer and Dundee. Now McManaman on this list is pushing it. He has scored crucial goals, he won us the League Cup in 1995. Henchoz was a top defender too.

Youre having a laugh right? That is by far one of the worse selection I have seen in this thread. Owen won us the FA Cup as well as putting in lots of contributions & goals in his 7 seasons. Collymore was far effective & he scored goals unlike Voronin, Meijer and Dundee. Now McManaman on this list is pushing it. He has scored crucial goals, he won us the League Cup in 1995. Henchoz was a top defender too.

Let me put your mind at ease, he wasn't being serious.