I started at Blackburn, took them to the Euro Cup and asked for more tranfer money, gave them the ultimatum and got the sack.
Next up, I signed for Valencia. Came second in my first season behind Real by one point. The next season I won but I bought Diego on a free and he became world player of the year 2 seasons in a row averaging 8.1 over 3 seasons
My third season and I had secured the signing of Balotelli on a free, Mertesacker on a free, Casillas for 5 million (bargain!) and Messi for 28 million (pounds this is).
I still had a left back, left wing and centre mid problem. I needed more cash so I asked for more and again the ultimatum (the club was bloody loaded) and then again got sacked.
Now I'm at Milan and after 30 games I'm 25-2-3 and 4 points clear at the top. I have about 7 centre mid's all good enogh to play but because Alonso and Montolivo are injured every bloody second and then Lyberopoulous (fake wonderkid) gets a few niggles I'm forced to put 17 year olds out. Fortunately that 80% of Milan's youngsters are guns I can handle it.
Now I'll go show up Rafa and show him how its done.
Ah yes, my team (largely inherited by Tony Adams):
Ustari
Corluka Zapata Kompany Jaffre
Montollivo Alonso
Di Gennaro Mati Fernandez Carlos Eduardo
Adams
Subs: Joe Cole, Obafemi Martins, Connsoni, Lyberopoulous, Johnsen, Bruno Alfano, Gabby Millito.
I have brought in Cole and Alfano on loan as i only had one one winger. I bought Mati Fernandez because every team of mine has to have him. Adams was a 8 mill signing from Liverpool, absolute gun kid with strong two feet, doesnt miss a chance in the box and is only 19. Connsoni is a starlet centre mid.
On my radar is wingers. Bloody Adams used only Eduardo so i brought Di Gennaro up from the reserves and the two loanees.