New name needed for Sport

Hello All

Pretty sure this is in the right place - if it should be in the Sport subsection please move!

I have recently taken up a new hobby - Roller Derby. Some may know it - others not. Have a look on Youtube - basically it's girls skating around in hotpants beating each other up! If anyone remebers Rollerball (1980's movie) its about as close to that as you can get...

As you can imagine with any full contact sports they need Referee's. Alas - this is what I am training to be.

All is good - however each person has a 'Derby Name' and I am really struggling to come up with a good one! Basically they are your ref / game name and they are ment to be, well cool and different. They vary - but some of the best use real life things / actors names parodied - like so

Wheelspin Shady - Ref
Henry the Skateth - Ref
Maiden England - Player
Dizzy Rono - Player

Now as we all know the people of Liverpool are noted all over the world for their wit and humor. And LFCReds is no exception to this rule..!


If anyone out there can help thinking of a name I would be well grateful... Prizes may even be given!

Dan (insert cool name) Armstrong

You're asking people to call you names? This should be fun...

 




Can't we get 'Stretch' in there somewhere?

Yep, Retrobate - im asking people to call me names! But I'm hoping for better then 'call your self tosser, you tosser' - which is about all my mates have come up with.

Why not... If it can fit scretch in there. The only one with my surname I have seen in Neil Harmstrong - which is ok, but I'm sure someone on here could do better!

Maiden England is the name of an Iron Maiden cover band of a friend of mine

It's time to get Dan 'And Dirty' Armstrong

Seeing as your name comes from the hebrew origin for judge, I'd just go for Dan "Judge Dread" Armstrong.
Failing that, If you don't have to keep your original name I've always liked Johnny Crash.

Edit:

F**k it just go with Rodders...

It's time to get Dan 'And Dirty' Armstrong

And it took 4 posts for Roddenberry to come up with something better - not that I've been thinking for about 3 weeks... Well in mate.

Seeing as your name comes from the hebrew origin for judge, I'd just go for Dan "Judge Dread" Armstrong.
Failing that, If you don't have to keep your original name I've always liked Johnny Crash.

Would you beleive both are taken - there's an online database with them on... How the hell did you know my name comes from the hebrew for Judge?!

And it took 4 posts for Roddenberry to come up with something better - not that I've been thinking for about 3 weeks... Well in mate.

Would you beleive both are taken - there's an online database with them on... How the hell did you know my name comes from the hebrew for Judge?!

My name is David and it's also derived from Hebrew.
There both D's. I remember reading yours before.

My name is David and it's also derived from Hebrew.

Thought it came from the scouse word 'Divvy' 

Dan Master Blaster Armstrong.

Mad Max theme.

Thought it came from the scouse word 'Divvy' 

Very good Master Bates.

Dan Master Blaster Armstrong.

Mad Max theme.

Only problem is every time someone says it I will think of that South Park episode... But good shout - thanks all..!

Dan Smash Your Pasty Armstrong

Keith Lemon Style.

Be rather awkward smashing an OCD sufferers pasty, she start hoovering up the crumbs. 

Keith Lemon - guy cracks me up..! Cheers Blood - that's a cracker.

Dan 'The Man' Armstrong ?

Desperate...

Dan 'Neil' Armstrong?

Danger Dan.

Wheels of justice

Dan '(the) Official' Amrstrong, but you just use the initials, which makes you D.O.A.

Dan 'The Free-wheeling, Card Dealing' Armstrong.

 

Dan Dare - DD

Dan "danger mouse" Armstrong

Dan Devil Armstrong

Like daredevil XD

Thanks guys - loving some of these. I didnt expect so many - so im going to have to do a draw on them with the team this week at training. If you have any more please keep them coming...

Wheels of justice

Thats is fricking awesome...

Dan Get your skates on Armstrong.

Dan Get your skates on Armstrong.

Dan get your kit off Armstrong. Awkward if you train with just lads.

Dan 'Keep'em In-line' Armstrong

Dan get your kit off Armstrong. Awkward if you train with just lads.

- as a rule its a all girls sport with male refs. And most arent wearing a lot..!

Thanks Guys! Im still loving Wheels of Justice - but seems my missus dosent get it - no surprise there...

Dan 'the Judge' Armstrong ?

Dan ' Gerrous ' Armstrong

Dan the tw*t in black Armstrong

Thats wicked Adryan...

Thanks Blood - no one lowers the tone better on LFC reds..!   

Still thinking of Dan 'Wheels of Justice' Armstrong 96

You have to pick a number too - and credit to the Missus for saying if Justice is in the name 96 has to be the number...

Looks like you have a winner. Failing that. Dan ' The Lion ' Armstrong would get a cheap laugh

Peado in stripes? (ref)

Whistling rapist? ref again.

Dan "the lion" Armstrong

(Dandelion)

Dan 'Blows like Louis' Armstrong

Dan "the moon man " Armstrong

Dan 'hung like donkey' Armstrong, the girls will love it,Trust

Dan 'hung like donkey' Armstrong, the girls will love it,Trust

The only problem with that is mate, once they get your kit off and see your hung like a gerbil, it can be quite an awkward moment.

The man speaketh from experience.

Dan Hiswanking Armstrong

Dan 'cing queen' Armstrong?

Dan 'and dan and dan and dan and dan and dan' Armstrtong. For those who liked Dude Where's My Car.

The man speaketh from experience.

Might not have the biggest in the world mate but I've got a tongue like a stair carpet and I can breath through my ears.

Dan 'cing queen' Armstrong?

Dan 'and dan and dan and dan and dan and dan' Armstrtong. For those who liked Dude Where's My Car.

Thought that was more like Partridge...

Thanks for the help guys - even if it has resorted to Dan 'your a w**ker' Armstrong! I knew you guys wouldnt let me down!

Once I get paid I will be making an addional donation to LFC Reds - and once I have a name if its one of the ones off here Ill buy the person a pint..!

Also Blood - it's nice to that about your tongue!

Any of you guys thinking of going to a Derby game?

Dan 'hung like donkey' Armstrong, the girls will love it,Trust

Or Dan "long schlong" Armstrong

Dan "Maybe a pity one, at a stretch" Armstrong.

Finally got the stretch in there.

Dan 'cing queen' Armstrong?

You're not far off with the dancing queen, you seen how they ref  this game?  Like dancing queens...

You're not far off with the dancing queen, you seen how they ref  this game?  Like dancing queens...

It can get really complex, they have up to 7 refs + non skating refs too... Because it's played at a tempo and in very close quarters you need hand singles to make sure they know whats going on. Also you can do upto 3 fouls before being sent off (as long as its not something like elbow's to faces or a punch) for the mandtory 1 minute. Yet even with that many ref's and the very tough sport they get it right more times than the Premership Refs do!

Check out Liverpool's team http://www.facebook.com/liverpoolrollerbirds

Dante's Inferno Armstrong - Hell being depicted as nine circles of suffering, and they do go round and round......

As I can't be arsed to read the rules in full  , is it essentially a race over a set number of laps where you can use force to barge opponents out of the way?

Kinda Retrobate

You have 4 blockers from each team. They skate around the track trying to stop the Jammers (1 from each team) passing them. Each time a jammer passes an opposing blocker they get 1 point. Each 'Jam' lasts for 2 minuets - each game is played in two 30min halfs. The rules go from there - as long as you dont punch or elbow anything goes.

Last game there was 1 broken wrist, 3 concussions, 1 dislocated shoulder and a broken collar bone. I've just had my elbow joint replaced after a spill during training - so been out of action for 6 weeks since my surgery and have another 4 to go. So when I return I want a cool as F**k name..!

Haha, fair enough.
Sounds like something my sister would be into, she used to play ice hockey. Well, she might have been into it 4 stone ago.

Haha, fair enough.
Sounds like something my sister would be into, she used to play ice hockey. Well, she might have been into it 4 stone ago.

So it is roller derby on ice?

Dan Legsweak Armstrong

- like being at junior school all over agian!

SHe should look into it - there are some big units playing this sport... Some scare the sh*t out of me - one last week looked like Neil Ruddock, I'm not actually sure that it wasent him to be honest!

Dan the referee man Armstrong

Dan "Whose the b***ard in the [insert jersey colour here]" Armstrong no offence

So it is roller derby on ice?

Normally on polished concerete or in a sports hall - hence the injury's... I was talking to a mate earlier, he came up with a few actors / fictional characters for his name (Seedy Gonzalis) - any ideas?

Pierluigi Col-Looney

So when I return I want a cool as F**k name..!

There you go... Dan 'Cool As F**k' Armstrong.

I like Dan 'Dan deeper 'n' Dan' Armstrong.

when I return I want a cool as f**k name..!

Dan "Inspiral Carpets" Armstrong
Dan "The Fonz" Armstrong
Dan "sub-zero" Armstrong
Dan "the refrigerator" Armstrong
Dan "[insert witty name here]" Armstrong