New name needed for Sport

Hello All

Pretty sure this is in the right place - if it should be in the Sport subsection please move!

I have recently taken up a new hobby - Roller Derby. Some may know it - others not. Have a look on Youtube - basically it's girls skating around in hotpants beating each other up! If anyone remebers Rollerball (1980's movie) its about as close to that as you can get...

As you can imagine with any full contact sports they need Referee's. Alas - this is what I am training to be.

All is good - however each person has a 'Derby Name' and I am really struggling to come up with a good one! Basically they are your ref / game name and they are ment to be, well cool and different. They vary - but some of the best use real life things / actors names parodied - like so

Wheelspin Shady - Ref
Henry the Skateth - Ref
Maiden England - Player
Dizzy Rono - Player

Now as we all know the people of Liverpool are noted all over the world for their wit and humor. And LFCReds is no exception to this rule..!


If anyone out there can help thinking of a name I would be well grateful... Prizes may even be given!

Dan (insert cool name) Armstrong

You're asking people to call you names? This should be fun...

 




Can't we get 'Stretch' in there somewhere?

Yep, Retrobate - im asking people to call me names! But I'm hoping for better then 'call your self tosser, you tosser' - which is about all my mates have come up with.

Why not... If it can fit scretch in there. The only one with my surname I have seen in Neil Harmstrong - which is ok, but I'm sure someone on here could do better!

Maiden England is the name of an Iron Maiden cover band of a friend of mine

It's time to get Dan 'And Dirty' Armstrong

Seeing as your name comes from the hebrew origin for judge, I'd just go for Dan "Judge Dread" Armstrong.
Failing that, If you don't have to keep your original name I've always liked Johnny Crash.

Edit:

F**k it just go with Rodders...

It's time to get Dan 'And Dirty' Armstrong

And it took 4 posts for Roddenberry to come up with something better - not that I've been thinking for about 3 weeks... Well in mate.

Seeing as your name comes from the hebrew origin for judge, I'd just go for Dan "Judge Dread" Armstrong.
Failing that, If you don't have to keep your original name I've always liked Johnny Crash.

Would you beleive both are taken - there's an online database with them on... How the hell did you know my name comes from the hebrew for Judge?!

And it took 4 posts for Roddenberry to come up with something better - not that I've been thinking for about 3 weeks... Well in mate.

Would you beleive both are taken - there's an online database with them on... How the hell did you know my name comes from the hebrew for Judge?!

My name is David and it's also derived from Hebrew.
There both D's. I remember reading yours before.

My name is David and it's also derived from Hebrew.

Thought it came from the scouse word 'Divvy' 

Dan Master Blaster Armstrong.

Mad Max theme.

Thought it came from the scouse word 'Divvy' 

Very good Master Bates.

Dan Master Blaster Armstrong.

Mad Max theme.

Only problem is every time someone says it I will think of that South Park episode... But good shout - thanks all..!

Dan Smash Your Pasty Armstrong

Keith Lemon Style.

Be rather awkward smashing an OCD sufferers pasty, she start hoovering up the crumbs. 

Keith Lemon - guy cracks me up..! Cheers Blood - that's a cracker.

Dan 'The Man' Armstrong ?

Desperate...

Dan 'Neil' Armstrong?

Danger Dan.

Wheels of justice

Dan '(the) Official' Amrstrong, but you just use the initials, which makes you D.O.A.

Dan 'The Free-wheeling, Card Dealing' Armstrong.

 

Dan Dare - DD

Dan "danger mouse" Armstrong

Dan Devil Armstrong

Like daredevil XD